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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Slow Poke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slower Poke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slow Poke could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Slower Poke's chin.
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185 lbs
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190 cm
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185 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Slow Poke!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Slower Poke!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Jonathan Paton and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slow Poke fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slower Poke.
Slower Poke throws a head kick that misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slower Poke misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Slow Poke.
Slow Poke throws a front kick aimed at Slower Poke's knee but Slower Poke avoids it well.
Slow Poke scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Slower Poke is trying to improve his position.
Check out the look on Slow Poke's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Slow Poke working away.
Slow Poke is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Slower Poke has escaped the position, nice work there.
Slow Poke throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Slower Poke is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Slow Poke is putting a hurting on Slower Poke here, landing some big shots from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slower Poke tries to bench press Slow Poke off him but Slow Poke keeps the position.
Slow Poke is working Slower Poke over with some ground and pound from side control.
Slow Poke working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Slow Poke landing strikes.
Slower Poke is trying to improve his position.
Slow Poke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slower Poke keeps working.
The strikes coming from Slow Poke are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
You can see the frustration on Slower Poke's face as Slow Poke controls the position.
Slow Poke landing a few strikes.
Slower Poke really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Slow Poke. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Slow Poke throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Slow Poke scoring with punches from side control.
Slower Poke sneaks back into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slower Poke is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Slow Poke wants to control but Slower Poke is keeping him busy.
Slow Poke wants to free his trapped foot but Slower Poke is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Slower Poke is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Slow Poke scores with a couple of nice shots.
Slower Poke avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Slow Poke.
Slow Poke is looking for a kimura but Slower Poke is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Slow Poke to get the leverage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Slower Poke can do anything to dispel that myth.
Slower Poke keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Slower Poke blocking the ground and pound attempt from Slow Poke.
Slower Poke is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Slower Poke's head.
Slow Poke looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Slow Poke is working for a submission of some sort.
Slower Poke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Slow Poke pulls his head out easily.
Slow Poke is keen to just control but Slower Poke is a slippery customer.
Slow Poke with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Slow Poke is looking for a kimura here.
Slower Poke wants to control but Slow Poke is keeping busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Slow Poke throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Slow Poke missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Slow Poke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slower Poke keeps working.
Slower Poke looking for submissions off his back.
Slow Poke trying to control from half guard but Slower Poke is working away.
Slow Poke has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Slower Poke keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Slower Poke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Slow Poke pulls his head out easily.
Slow Poke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slower Poke keeps working.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Slower Poke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Slow Poke pulls his head out easily.
Slower Poke is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Slow Poke's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Slow Poke's back!
Slow Poke trying to control the hands but Slower Poke breaks the grip.
I really don't envy Slow Poke right now.
Slower Poke is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Slow Poke knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Slow Poke for a finish.
Slow Poke is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Slow Poke gets back to half guard.
Slow Poke moves into full guard.
Slower Poke throwing strikes from guard but Slow Poke blocks nicely.
Slow Poke trying to keep a closed guard but Slower Poke is proving a slippery customer.
Slow Poke throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Slow Poke is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke has his foot on Slower Poke's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Slower Poke works his way back into a safe position though.
Slow Poke utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Slow Poke has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Slower Poke can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Slower Poke must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Slow Poke is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Slower Poke avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Slower Poke lands a couple of digs.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Slower Poke doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Slower Poke manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Slow Poke escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Slower Poke gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Slow Poke is trying to keep Slower Poke in close.
Slow Poke has his foot on Slower Poke's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Slower Poke works his way back into a safe position though.
Slower Poke lands a couple of digs.
Slower Poke throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Slow Poke works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Slower Poke with a nice head shot there.
Slow Poke has his foot on Slower Poke's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Slower Poke works his way back into a safe position though.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke trying to control the position.
Slow Poke working for a triangle but Slower Poke defends it easily.
Slower Poke throwing strikes but missing.
Slow Poke utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Slower Poke trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Slower Poke pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Slow Poke is keeping the position for now.
Slow Poke is looking for a triangle but Slower Poke pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slow Poke dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Slower Poke moves out of range of the body kick.
Nice body kick from Slower Poke.
Slower Poke looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slow Poke swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Slow Poke moves out of range as Slower Poke throws a body kick.
Slower Poke misses with a body kick.
Nice body kick from Slower Poke.
Slower Poke blocks the body kick.
Slow Poke is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slower Poke can do to turn this around?
Slower Poke lands a head kick. Slow Poke smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Slow Poke tried to score with a low kick but Slower Poke checks it.
Slow Poke throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Slower Poke was covering up waiting for the punch and Slow Poke finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Slower Poke is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Slow Poke content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slow Poke throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Slower Poke works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slower Poke trying to control the position.
Slow Poke is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Slow Poke landing with the ground and pound.
Slow Poke throws a big right hand that misses.
Slow Poke throwing strikes from guard but Slower Poke blocks nicely.
Slower Poke had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Slow Poke defends it easily.
Slow Poke preventing the sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Slower Poke looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Slow Poke with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Slow Poke postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Slow Poke cracks Slower Poke with a solid left hand.
Slow Poke postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Slower Poke working a defensive guard here.
Slower Poke looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Slow Poke scoring with punches to the head and body.
Slow Poke trying to control the position from guard on top but Slower Poke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slow Poke works over Slower Poke with some ground and pound from guard.
Slow Poke overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slower Poke looking for a guillotine here but Slow Poke defends easily.
Slow Poke distracts Slower Poke with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Slow Poke postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Slow Poke trying to control the position from guard on top but Slower Poke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slow Poke working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Slower Poke keeping moving, preventing Slow Poke from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Slower Poke looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Slower Poke escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Slow Poke gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Slower Poke is pulling down on Slow Poke's head. It's preventing any offense from Slow Poke, at least for the moment.
Slow Poke trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Slow Poke slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Slower Poke misses with a kick to the body.
Slow Poke moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slow Poke turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke gets a double leg takedown into Slower Poke's guard.
Slower Poke will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Slow Poke throws a big elbow that misses.
Slow Poke postures up.
Slow Poke got a little sloppy there for a moment and Slower Poke has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Slow Poke has managed to get both his arms back between Slower Poke's legs - danger averted.
Slow Poke scoring with punches to the head and body.
Slower Poke can't keep his opponent in guard - Slow Poke advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Slow Poke wants to control but Slower Poke is keeping him busy.
Slow Poke slips a nice elbow through Slower Poke's hands, connecting with Slower Poke's forehead.
Slow Poke thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Slower Poke's head.
Slower Poke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Slow Poke pulls his head out easily.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Slow Poke trying to control from half guard but Slower Poke is working away.
Slow Poke lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slower Poke tries to get to full guard but Slow Poke has control of the leg.
Slow Poke is nestled in close to Slower Poke, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Slow Poke working Slower Poke over with strikes.
Slow Poke passes to side control.
Slow Poke is chipping away with strikes.
Slow Poke working the ground and pound but Slower Poke is defending the strikes.
Slow Poke working away.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Slower Poke gets back to half guard.
Slow Poke frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Slow Poke is landing with some decent strikes but Slower Poke is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Slow Poke lands with some strikes.
Slower Poke is rocked!
Slower Poke takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Slow Poke's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slow Poke!
Slow Poke is the new middleweight champion!
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energy
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