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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hans Moleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James La Grande (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moleman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jay-Z - Run This Town. La Grande has chosen Gemini Club-Sparklers as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Moleman has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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183 cm
27
172 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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186 cm
19
179 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Moleman! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James La Grande! The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Moleman is looking to clinch but La Grande is avoiding it.
La Grande shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Moleman is trying to defend but La Grande finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further. Moleman is breathing heavily. La Grande wants to control but Moleman is keeping him busy. La Grande throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. La Grande is trying to work for a kimura but Moleman is defending well.
Moleman is trying to stand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. La Grande thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Moleman's head. La Grande maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Moleman could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but La Grande has cracked it and Moleman is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by La Grande!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). James La Grande! Our winner, James La Grande, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
70% |
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