PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Mcbride (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong Starbowsky Ii has chosen "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE" as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mcbride
vs
Chong Starbowsky Ii

203 cm
20
193 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

175 cm
29
186 lbs
9 - 31 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordan Mcbride!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 31 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mcbride misses with the head strike.
Chong Starbowsky Ii landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mcbride missing with knees to the body.
Chong Starbowsky Ii keeps control of Mcbride as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Chong Starbowsky Ii managing to block the knees to the body from Mcbride.

Chong Starbowsky Ii's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Chong Starbowsky Ii gets a clinch.
Mcbride swings wildly with an uppercut but Chong Starbowsky Ii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcbride throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Chong Starbowsky Ii pulls guard successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Chong Starbowsky Ii is on top in guard.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Chong Starbowsky Ii gets to his feet - Mcbride follows without any prompting.

Chong Starbowsky Ii scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong Starbowsky Ii misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Mcbride takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Chong Starbowsky Ii tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Mcbride prevents Chong Starbowsky Ii from moving into mount.
Mcbride takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Chong Starbowsky Ii trying to control the position but Mcbride is working away.
Chong Starbowsky Ii has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Mcbride!
Chong Starbowsky Ii dominating with strikes here.
Chong Starbowsky Ii content just to control the position here.
Mcbride really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Chong Starbowsky Ii stands up from mount. Strange move.
Mcbride is breathing heavily.
Chong Starbowsky Ii dives in for a single leg takedown but Mcbride sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Chong Starbowsky Ii tries to bum rush Mcbride with a series of wild strikes but Mcbride uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chong Starbowsky Ii looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mcbride is fending him off so far but Chong Starbowsky Ii persists. Nope, Mcbride circles away and we're back to standing.
Mcbride changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

Chong Starbowsky Ii has Mcbride up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Mcbride.

Chong Starbowsky Ii has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Mcbride is trying to keep an underhook but Chong Starbowsky Ii manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chong Starbowsky Ii thows a huge punch but Mcbride dodges it nicely.

Chong Starbowsky Ii gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Chong Starbowsky Ii decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong Starbowsky Ii drops an elbow to the side of Mcbride's head.
Chong Starbowsky Ii missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Chong Starbowsky Ii stands up out of the half guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii fails with a takedown attempt.
Jordan Mcbride has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii.

Chong Starbowsky Ii fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mcbride, pushing him back against the cage.
Chong Starbowsky Ii lands a knee to the body.

Chong Starbowsky Ii has hold of one of Mcbride's legs. Mcbride is fighting the takedown attempt but Chong Starbowsky Ii gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii scoring with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is looking to work some ground and pound but Mcbride has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Chong Starbowsky Ii accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Chong Starbowsky Ii forces his way into half guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii moves nicely into side control.
Mcbride takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Chong Starbowsky Ii advances to full mount.
Chong Starbowsky Ii lands a heavy elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mcbride gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Chong Starbowsky Ii to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Mcbride's head.

Mcbride is rocked!
Chong Starbowsky Ii controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Oh Mcbride is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Chong Starbowsky Ii stands up and waves to Mcbride to follow him.
Chong Starbowsky Ii cracks Mcbride's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Mcbride slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Chong Starbowsky Ii can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.