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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between pj Pelaez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mario Cart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). pj Pelaez is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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187 cm
27
205 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
21
210 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, pj Pelaez! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mario Cart! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cart throws a jab but it's blocked by Pelaez. Pelaez throws a head kick that misses. Pelaez throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Cart throws a shot to the body.
Cart misses with an uppercut
and Pelaez counters with a left and a right that stings Cart. Pelaez throws a nice inside leg kick. Pelaez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pelaez misses with a body punch
and Cart cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Pelaez throws a jab when Cart was well out of range. Cart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Pelaez staying out of range there. Cart takes one to the side of the head.
Cart sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Pelaez scores with a spinning back kick! Cart lands a body shot.
Pelaez misses with a wild body shot. Pelaez throws a lazy body kick and Cart counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Pelaez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cart waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pelaez.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cart with a hook. Pelaez throws out a loose jab but Cart uses good head movement to avoid it. Cart needs to keep his hands up - Pelaez had a free shot at his head there. Cart lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cart throws the left hand but Pelaez avoids the punch easily. Cart takes a kick to the side of the head. Cart slips a jab from Pelaez. Pelaez scores with a spinning back kick! Pelaez connects with a looping right hand.
Pelaez pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Pelaez misses with a kick to the body letting Cart counter with a right hand. Pelaez throws a body kick that misses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! The fighters circling - Cart throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Donk. Pelaez catches Cart right on the button with a cross. Pelaez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cart cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Pelaez ducks under a wild hook from Cart. Pelaez is looking to counter the offense by Cart and move into the clinch. Pelaez misses the jab. pj Pelaez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Cart checks a low kick from Pelaez. A little jabbing left from Cart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cart lands a head shot. Pelaez scores with a head kick. Cart tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. Nice shot by Cart. Cart throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cart is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Pelaez had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Pelaez keeps Cart at a distance using the push kick. Cart ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pelaez moves away. Cart throws a lazy right hand but Pelaez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Cart checks a leg kick. Pelaez misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cart.
Pelaez scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Pelaez misses with a leg kick and Cart counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Cart with a nice cross. Pelaez throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pelaez throws a head kick but Cart moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Cart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Cart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pelaez stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Pelaez is breathing heavily. Pelaez looks to land a right hand but Cart moved out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pelaez takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pelaez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Cart throws out a powerful jab.
Pelaez is rocked! Cart lands with an overhand left. Oh Pelaez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Pelaez throws a lazy body kick and Cart counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mario Cart!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
69% |
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