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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tonis Liete (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Don't Stop Believing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Tonis Liete could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Yahweh Falwell's chin.
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175 cm
25
152 lbs
10 - 0 - 0 |
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171 cm
30
144 lbs
1 - 51 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tonis Liete! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 51 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Liete smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Falwell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Liete throws an overhand right that drops Falwell like a sack of potatoes! Liete dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tonis Liete! Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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