PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Glen Danzig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Danzig comes to the cage accompanied by The Misfits- Night of the Living Dead. Silverhielm has chosen Theme Tune to Islam as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Danzig
vs
Silverhielm

175 cm
25
160 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

165 cm
38
135 lbs
32 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glen Danzig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silverhielm does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Danzig is looking to counter punch.
Silverhielm lands with a right hand.
Danzig scores with a decent looking hook.
Danzig takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Silverhielm misses with a looping left.
Pierre Silverhielm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silverhielm bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Danzig's head.
A jab from Danzig misses.
Silverhielm misses with an uppercut. Danzig saw that one coming.
Silverhielm scores with a hook.
Danzig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Silverhielm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Danzig moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It looked like Danzig was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Danzig.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses
and Danzig counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Silverhielm.
Silverhielm slips under a jab.
Danzig throws a right and a left that Silverhielm avoids nicely.
Silverhielm scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Silverhielm tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Danzig gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Danzig lands a nice uppercut.
Silverhielm creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Silverhielm breaks from the clinch.
Danzig cracks Silverhielm with a right hand to the side of the head.
Danzig misses with an uppercut.
Danzig throws a right and a left that Silverhielm avoids nicely.
Silverhielm tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Silverhielm blocks a jab.
Silverhielm throws a head kick but Danzig moves out of range.
Silverhielm throws a lazy right hand but Danzig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Silverhielm just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Danzig. Silverhielm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Danzig lands an overhand right.
A good leg kick by Silverhielm.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silverhielm misses with a body shot.
Silverhielm tries to land a body kick
and Danzig counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm motions for Danzig to come forward. Silverhielm throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Danzig throws a hook to the side of Silverhielm's head but Silverhielm sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Danzig scores with a hook.
Silverhielm throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Danzig stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Silverhielm throws a head kick but Danzig moves out of range.
Silverhielm wants to clinch but Danzig slips to the side
and Danzig counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Danzig is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Danzig buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Silverhielm throws a shot from downtown. Danzig moves away and avoids it.
Danzig's corner calls for a 1-2. Danzig obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Silverhielm throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Danzig makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Silverhielm misses with an uppercut. Danzig saw that one coming.
Danzig throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Silverhielm fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Danzig, pushing him back against the cage.
Danzig tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Danzig.
Danzig is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Danzig can't find room to land a body shot as Silverhielm controls the action.
Silverhielm pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Danzig makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Silverhielm throws an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Silverhielm takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Danzig pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Good exchange - Silverhielm coming out on top.
Danzig uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silverhielm.
A right-left combo lands from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Danzig jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Danzig connects with a single shot there.
Danzig misses with a wild body shot.
Silverhielm throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Silverhielm punishes Danzig's body with a nice straight punch.
Silverhielm misses with a low kick.
Danzig throwing a counter right hand but Silverhielm manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silverhielm misses with a body kick.
Silverhielm throws a looping overhand right but Danzig ducks down to avoid it.
Silverhielm connects with a looping right hand.
Silverhielm has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Danzig.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm misses with a looping right.
Danzig moves out of range of the strikes.
Danzig misses with a two punch combination.
Danzig throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Silverhielm shapes to counter with a head kick.
Danzig blocks a jab.
Danzig lands with a right hand.
Danzig takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Silverhielm defending well as Danzig loads up on a big left hand.
Silverhielm with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Danzig bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Danzig walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Danzig with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Silverhielm misses with a leg kick
and Silverhielm takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Silverhielm tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Danzig counters with a left to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Danzig misses with a low kick.
Silverhielm appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Silverhielm will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Danzig was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Glen Danzig will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A slow jab from Silverhielm misses its intended target.
Danzig is looking to counter punch.
Silverhielm uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Danzig.
Danzig avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A shot to the liver by Danzig. Beautiful body shot.
Silverhielm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Danzig.
Silverhielm lands a head shot.
Silverhielm connects with the punch.
Silverhielm motions for Danzig to come forward. Silverhielm throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Danzig was well out of range. Poor timing from Silverhielm.
Silverhielm changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pierre Silverhielm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Silverhielm throws a sloppy head kick and Danzig moves out of range easily.

Silverhielm moves into the clinch.
Silverhielm tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Silverhielm tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Good body shot from Danzig.
Silverhielm is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Danzig lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Silverhielm.

Danzig breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Silverhielm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Danzig.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses.
Danzig throws a quick counter kick to the body but Silverhielm avoids it.
Danzig lands a right hook to the body.
Danzig scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Danzig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Silverhielm.
Danzig throws a big counter combination but Silverhielm scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Danzig stuns Silverhielm with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Danzig as he connects with a hook.
A cross from Danzig lands.

Silverhielm is rocked!
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Danzig ducks under a wild hook from Silverhielm.
Danzig dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Silverhielm 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Silverhielm is still on wobbly legs! Can Danzig finish him?
Nice defenses there by Danzig.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Silverhielm looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Silverhielm misses with a straight right.
Silverhielm tries to clinch up but Danzig circles away and keeps his distance.
Silverhielm on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Danzig. Danzig obviously looking to wear him down.
Silverhielm throws a head kick but Danzig moves out of range.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Danzig looks to land a right hand but Silverhielm moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Danzig throws the left hand but Silverhielm avoids the punch easily.
Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Silverhielm blocks a jab.
Danzig with a nice cross.
Silverhielm walks into a stiff left hand from Danzig.
Silverhielm connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Danzig takes a kick to the side of the head.
Silverhielm dodges the punch combination from Danzig.
Danzig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Silverhielm.
An inside leg kick from Danzig misses.

Danzig drops Silverhielm with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Silverhielm looks back up at him and smiles so Danzig waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Danzig is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Silverhielm.
Silverhielm thows a left - swing and a miss!
Danzig swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Danzig throws a body kick that misses
and Silverhielm counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Silverhielm keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Silverhielm misses with a looping right.
Silverhielm misses with a low kick as Danzig jumps back.
It looked like Danzig wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Danzig missing with a left hand there. Silverhielm was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danzig throws a nice looking combination but Silverhielm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Silverhielm has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Danzig gets tackled into the cage by Silverhielm. Silverhielm maintains the clinch.
Silverhielm misses with an elbow over the top.
A body shot lands from Danzig.
Silverhielm pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Danzig can't find room to land a body shot as Silverhielm controls the action.
Silverhielm throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Danzig lands a hook to the side of the head.

Danzig escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Silverhielm takes one to the side of the head.

Danzig drops Silverhielm with a beautiful combination! Silverhielm stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Danzig is looking for the KO!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silverhielm ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Silverhielm throws a shot from downtown. Danzig moves away and avoids it.
Silverhielm swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Danzig cracks Silverhielm with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Danzig has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Silverhielm to stand back up!
A shot to the liver by Danzig. Beautiful body shot.
Silverhielm throws a low kick but it's checked well by Danzig.
Silverhielm tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silverhielm moves out of range of the body kick from Danzig.
Danzig drops Silverhielm with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Silverhielm! Danzig dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Glen Danzig!
In his post fight interview, Glen Danzig started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Pierre Silverhielm stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.