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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty Fatterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BG Olvera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fatty Fatterson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, BG Olvera!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olvera closes the distance and clinches.
Olvera leaning his opponent against the cage.
Olvera can't break the clinch.
Fatterson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Olvera.
Fatterson has had enough of the clinch but Olvera keeps him there for the moment.
Olvera jumps guard.
Fatterson sitting in guard here, content to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Olvera working a defensive guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatterson content to stall in guard here.
Fatterson has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Fatterson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Fatty Fatterson just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Olvera looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fatterson is fending him off so far but Olvera persists. Nope, Fatterson circles away and we're back to standing.
Fatterson shoots in and bounces Olvera off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fatterson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Olvera is looking to stand up but Fatterson isn't so interested in that idea.
Olvera not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Fatterson looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Olvera is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fatterson is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatterson stays in close to Olvera's body and controls the position.
Fatterson pushing down on Olvera's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Fatterson performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Olvera should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Olvera looks gassed!
Fatterson seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Olvera for as long as he can get away with.
Fatterson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Olvera is positioning himself well to prevent Fatterson advancing to mount.
Fatterson perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Fatterson prevents Olvera from improving his position.
Olvera regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Fatterson.
Olvera is looking to stand up but Fatterson isn't so interested in that idea.
Fatterson controlling from the top position.
Fatterson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fatty Fatterson dominated that round.
That's time! Fatterson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fatterson wants to clinch
and Olvera counters with a takedown into side control.
Fatterson is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Olvera's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fatterson is pressing down on Olvera's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Olvera trying to control but Fatterson is working from the bottom.
Fatterson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Olvera is one step ahead there.
Olvera wants to control from the top but Fatterson keeps moving.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fatterson is on top in guard.
Fatterson controls from within his opponent's guard.
Olvera is breathing heavily.
Fatterson passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Olvera is trying to get back to half guard.
Fatterson happy to just control the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Fatty Fatterson just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Olvera goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Fatterson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Olvera counters by moving into the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Olvera.
Olvera tries to pull guard but Fatterson won't allow it.
Olvera drops down looking for an ankle pick but Fatterson pulls his leg out and moves away.
Olvera swats away the attempt to clinch by Fatterson.
A shot to the body from Fatterson misses
and Olvera counters with a good, hard body kick but Fatterson shrugs it off.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatterson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Olvera has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Olvera and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatterson throws a leg kick
and Olvera counters with a body kick.
Fatty Fatterson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fatterson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Olvera looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Fatterson prevents Olvera from improving his position.
Olvera is positioning himself well to prevent Fatterson advancing to mount.
Fatterson thows a huge punch but Olvera dodges it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatterson wants to advance to full mount but Olvera doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Fatterson controlling from the top position.
Fatterson passes Olvera's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Olvera tries to get to full guard but Fatterson has control of the leg.
Fatty Fatterson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fatterson stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Olvera missing with punches from the bottom.
Well, if Fatterson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fatterson prevents Olvera from improving his position.
Olvera slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Olvera trying to keep a closed guard but Fatterson is proving a slippery customer.
Olvera manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Fatty Fatterson will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Olvera stalks Fatterson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fatterson's face. Fatterson staggers backwards, shaken.
Olvera uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fatterson.
Olvera with a poor takedown
and Fatterson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Olvera is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Fatterson connects with a couple of short punches.
Fatterson controlling from the top position.
Olvera can't keep his opponent in guard - Fatterson advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Fatterson passes the guard and advances to mount!
Fatterson controlling from mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Olvera tries to hold on but Fatterson postures up.
Fatterson working the ground and pound effectively.
Olvera can't escape the position.
Olvera wants to control but Fatterson is having none of it.
Fatterson sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Olvera wants to control but Fatterson is having none of it.
Fatterson controlling the pace for now.
Olvera working to try and regain half guard.
Fatterson tries to control but Olvera wriggling away.
Olvera is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Olvera manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Olvera is trying to stand.
Olvera tries to roll over but Fatterson keeps him under control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatterson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Fatterson drops an elbow to the side of Olvera's head.
Olvera wants to improve his position but Fatterson is controlling well.
Fatterson tries to pass the half guard into mount. Olvera knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Olvera drives through and clinches with Fatterson against the cage.
Olvera is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Fatterson is keeping busy.
Fatterson prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Fatterson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Olvera pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Olvera tightens his grip and picks Fatterson up, before dumping him to the ground. Fatterson manages to land in guard.
BG Olvera has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Olvera drops back looking for a leg! Fatterson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fatterson manages to kick Olvera off! Olvera jumps back into Fatterson's guard.
Fatterson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Olvera chips away with some ground and pound.
Olvera stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatterson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Olvera must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Fatterson manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Fatterson tries to control but Olvera wriggling away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fatty Fatterson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fatterson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fatty Fatterson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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