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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taisto Tapper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Bag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arse Bag will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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260 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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265 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Taisto Tapper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Arse Bag!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tapper misses with a wild body shot.
Tapper moves into the clinch.
Bag has had enough of the clinch but Tapper keeps him there for the moment.
Tapper lands a shoulder strike.
It looks like Arse Bag has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tapper.
Tapper tries to throw a body punch but Bag avoids it by throwing Tapper back against the cage.
Bag is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Tapper controlling the action here for a moment.
Tapper lands with a short shot to the head.
Tapper scores with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tapper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Tapper drops Bag onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bag is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Bag is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tapper pushes Bag against the cage and as Bag bounces back, Tapper cracks him with a massive overhand right that sends him crashing to the mat! Tapper follows up with more strikes but Bag was out from that first, devastating punch! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Taisto Tapper!
A relieved looking Taisto Tapper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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