PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funky Punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punch has chosen Marky Mark and the Funky Punch - No Mercy as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Thor
vs
Punch

192 cm
35
217 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

190 cm
30
213 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Underworld Clothing

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V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Thor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Funky Punch!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thor throws out a leg kick but Punch moves out of range and Thor only half commits.
Punch moves away from the strike by Thor.
Punch tests Thor's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Punch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Punch staying out of range there.
Thor has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Punch finds it's way round the side to connect with Thor's head.
Thor takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Funky Punch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Punch closes the distance and clinches.
Punch scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Punch fails to land.

Thor manages to break the clinch.
A leg kick checked by Punch.
Thor cracks a nice hook into Punch's ribs.
Thor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punch.
Punch changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A slow jab from Thor misses its intended target.
Punch digs a good body shot into Thor's ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punch scores with a one two! Thor had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Hans Thor has been cut.
Punch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Thor.
Punch lands a jab-cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Punch. Thor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Punch throws a good cross that connects.
Punch catches Thor with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab from Thor does it's job there.
Thor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punch.
Thor lands a jab to the nose.
Thor connects with the punch.
Punch lands an overhand right.
A nice combination there by Punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thor ducks under a wild hook from Punch.
Thor misses with a double jab.
Punch connects with a good right hand that stumbles Thor. Thor circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Thor is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Punch. Thor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thor is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Thor slips a jab and a cross from Punch.
Punch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thor throws a wild body kick that Punch sees coming a mile off.
Thor throws a leg kick but Punch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thor throws a series of punches but Punch avoids them all with ease.
Punch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Thor throws a hook but Punch avoids it easily.

Punch gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Punch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Punch jumps guard but Thor stands there with Punch around his waist. Punch gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Punch misses with some punches.
Punch lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thor blocks an uppercut.
Thor misses with a knee to the head.
Punch jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Thor walks away with a smile on his face. Punch gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Punch is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Thor had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A solid leg kick lands there for Thor.
Punch is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Thor.
Punch lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thor looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Punch finds it's way through Thor's defenses.
Thor gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Thor jabs Punch right on the nose. Punch blinks but takes it well.

Punch is rocked!
Punch looks to clinch
and Thor counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Punch out cold! What a finish! Thor is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hans Thor!
A very excited looking Hans Thor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.