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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Einar Magn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kullervo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kullervo Entrance Theme. Magn comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Thor - Let the Blood Run Red kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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187 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
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186 cm
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193 lbs
11 - 3 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Einar Magn!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kullervo digs a good hook to Magn's body.
Magn scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kullervo throws a hook but Magn avoids it easily.
Kullervo sets himself, and Magn steps forward looking for the clinch! Kullervo avoids it this time.
Magn ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kullervo moves away.
Kullervo half committed to a counter leg kick.
Magn checks a low kick from Kullervo.
Kullervo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Magn moves into the clinch.
Kullervo avoids the elbow strike from Magn, against the cage.
Magn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Evil Kullervo has been cut.
The referee calls for Kullervo to work.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Magn just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kullervo's brow.
Magn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Magn lands a damaging elbow.
Magn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kullervo jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Magn walks away with a smile on his face. Kullervo gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kullervo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Magn is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kullervo.
Magn misses the jab.
Magn pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kullervo throws a counter high kick but Magn was just alert enough to avoid it.
Magn doesn't manage to clinch there - Kullervo circles away.
Magn wants to clinch
and Kullervo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
It looks like Einar Magn has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Magn.
Kullervo throws a chopping leg kick but Magn manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Einar Magn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Magn staying out of range there.
Magn lands the left hand.
Kullervo has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gutz Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Kullervo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Magn moves away.
Kullervo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Magn moves out of range of the strikes.
Magn wants to counter the offense by Kullervo and move into the clinch position.
Magn checks a leg kick.
Kullervo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Magn.
Kullervo tries to counter with a takedown but Magn is quick to defend against it.
Kullervo circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Kullervo to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice body punch from Kullervo.
Magn jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice inside leg kick there by Kullervo. That's going to slow Magn down.
Magn moves into the clinch.
Magn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kullervo trying to control the position but instead, Magn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kullervo into the cage.
Kullervo dodges an elbow strike from Magn.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo pulls guard successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Magn content to stall in guard here.
Magn preventing the sweep.
Kullervo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Magn defends it easily.
Magn not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Kullervo pulls Magn in close to prevent any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Kullervo has an active guard here but Magn has managed to pass into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kullervo is looking to improve his position.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Magn drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kullervo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Magn scores with a shot to the body.
Magn swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Magn looks to land a left hand but Kullervo moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Evil Kullervo will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Kullervo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kullervo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jab, jab by Magn - just one landing.
Magn moves in looking to clinch but Kullervo pushes him off.
Kullervo misses with a low kick.
Magn throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kullervo missing with a left hand there. Magn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Magn is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Kullervo lands with an uppercut that bounces Magn off the cage and back into range.
Magn checks a leg kick nicely.
Magn tries to counter by closing the distance.
Kullervo misses with an attempted mid kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magn blocks a leg kick.
Kullervo sets himself, and Magn steps forward looking for the clinch! Kullervo avoids it this time.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kullervo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Magn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Magn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kullervo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Magn misses with a combination
and Kullervo counters with an outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Magn.
Kullervo appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Magn doesn't manage to clinch there - Kullervo circles away.
Kullervo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Magn.
Kullervo misses the shot to the body.
Magn connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kullervo momentarily.
Kullervo throws a lazy right hand but Magn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Magn blocks a leg kick.
Magn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheers as Magn lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kullervo doesn't seem phased though.
Magn looks to throw the jab but Kullervo is out of range.
Magn lands with a cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Magn misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheers as Magn lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kullervo doesn't seem phased though.
Kullervo slips a jab from Magn.
Kullervo lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kullervo connects with a body shot that sends Magn's belly button to the back.
Some bone on bone action there as Magn checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Magn tries to counter with a clinch but Kullervo shakes him off and moves away.
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
Magn tries to clinch but Kullervo moves away
and Kullervo counters with a nice uppercut.
Magn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Magn misses with an uppercut. Kullervo saw that one coming.
Kullervo throws a leg kick but Magn moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Magn.
Kullervo throws a lazy right hand but Magn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Magn lands a nice shot that snaps Kullervo's head back.
Magn connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kullervo's hands.
Magn lands a lovely overhand right.
Magn uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kullervo has time to react.
Magn misses with a left hand
and Kullervo counters with a stiff right hand.
Kullervo misses with a straight left.
Magn throws a hook to the side of Kullervo's head but Kullervo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Magn swings widly with a right hand
and Kullervo counters with a straight right hand.
Magn instigates a clinch.
Kullervo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kullervo lands a jab to Magn's midsection.
Kullervo slips a jab from Magn.
It looked like Kullervo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Magn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kullervo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kullervo looks to throw the jab but Magn is out of range.
Magn misses with a left hand
and Kullervo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Magn's knee momentarily.
Kullervo misses with a low kick.
Kullervo throws a jab when Magn was well out of range.
Magn throws a lazy right hand but Kullervo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kullervo lands a glancing blow to the side of Magn's head.
Magn looks to land a left hand but Kullervo moved out of range nicely.
Magn ducks under a wild hook from Kullervo.
Magn lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Evil Kullervo will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Magn throws a hook but Kullervo blocks it.
Kullervo misses with a double jab
and Magn counters by moving into the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Magn just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kullervo's brow.
Kullervo is trying to push Magn away but Magn has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Magn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kullervo blocks it with crossed arms.
Kullervo tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Magn just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kullervo trying to control the position but instead, Magn has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kullervo into the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kullervo has Magn pushed against the cage.
Kullervo stalling in the clinch but Magn improves position.
Magn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Evil Kullervo.
Kullervo looks to score with a jab to the body but Magn is just out of range.
Magn moves out of range of the strikes.
A shot to the liver by Magn. Beautiful body shot.
Magn throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kullervo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Evil Kullervo is winning the standup battle so far.
Magn ducks under a wild hook from Kullervo.
Kullervo scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Magn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Magn tries to counter by closing the distance.
Magn might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Magn throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kullervo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Magn fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kullervo on the side of the head.
Kullervo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Einar Magn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Kullervo does no damage.
Magn ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kullervo throws a hook but Magn blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kullervo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Kullervo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kullervo swats away the attempt to clinch by Magn.
Magn with a jab.
Magn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kullervo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Magn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Magn! Kullervo is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Einar Magn!
Our winner, Einar Magn, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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