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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake Shadow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shadow has chosen Snake in the Eagles Shadow as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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45
156 lbs
52 - 28 - 0 |
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34
167 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
52 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Snake Shadow!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, William Gold and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson thuds his right hand into Shadow's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Shadow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shadow misses with a double jab.
Shadow throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Shadow scores with a four punch combination!
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shadow throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Simpson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice sprawl there from Simpson as Shadow shoots in.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson scores with a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Simpson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shadow appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shadow throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice jab there from Simpson.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Simpson connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson misses with a two punch combination.
Simpson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shadow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Simpson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shadow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Shadow.
Simpson scores with a kick to the body.
Shadow throws a big shot that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Simpson.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson.
A slow jab from Shadow misses its intended target.
Shadow swings widly with a right hand
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson dips to his left and cracks Shadow with an uppercut!
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson.
A slapping body kick lands there for Simpson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shadow on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shadow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Shadow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Simpson with a body shot.
Shadow misses with a wild body shot.
Simpson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Simpson lands a lovely overhand right.
Shadow chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Shadow throws a right and a left that both miss.
A low kick from Shadow is predictable there
and Shadow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Simpson moves away from the strike by Shadow.
Simpson half committed to a counter leg kick.
Shadow on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shadow misses with a low kick.
Shadow throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shadow.
Shadow swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Simpson counters with a straight right hand.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Shadow looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Shadow tries to bum rush Simpson with a series of wild strikes but Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shadow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Simpson is looking to slow Shadow down with leg kicks.
Shadow throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shadow throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Shadow looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Shadow throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Simpson misses with a hook. Shadow ducked under it nicely.
Simpson wants to slow Shadow down by chopping away at his legs.
Shadow misses the body punch
and Simpson counters with a low kick, right behind Shadow 's knee.
Shadow moves out of range of the strikes.
Shadow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Simpson scores with a body shot.
Simpson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Simpson is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Shadow throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a thumping low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shadow takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Shadow does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Shadow misses with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shadow's sensitive parts.
Shadow looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Simpson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Simpson wants to sweep but Shadow has passed to side control!
Simpson takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shadow is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Simpson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Simpson is not content to let Shadow control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Simpson feints and then cracks Shadow's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shadow down.
Shadow on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Simpson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shadow stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shadow throws a leg kick
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shadow throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Shadow really felt that one!
Simpson lands a jab to Shadow's midsection.
Shadow connects with a crisp jab.
Simpson cracks the inside of Shadow's front leg.
Shadow throws a hook to the side of Simpson's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Simpson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Simpson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Shadow off balance momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Shadow throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson digs a good hook to Shadow's body.
Snake Shadow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson misses with a shot to the body
and Shadow counters with a straight right hand.
Shadow throws a head kick that misses.
Shadow throws a solid leg kick but Simpson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shadow.
Shadow scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Simpson doesn't seem bothered though.
A shot to the body from Shadow misses
and Simpson counters with a nice body kick.
Simpson lands a nice shot to the body.
A jab from Shadow misses.
Simpson moves out of range as Shadow strikes.
Shadow's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shadow throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Shadow misses with a hook
and Simpson counters with a nice body shot.
A shot to the liver by Shadow. Beautiful body shot.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shadow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shadow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson thumps Shadow with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Shadow throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A swing and a miss from Shadow.
Simpson looks to throw the jab but Shadow is out of range.
A solid body kick from Simpson.
A big right from Shadow misses.
Nice body punch from Shadow.
Shadow lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shadow misses with a hook. Simpson ducked under it nicely.
Shadow looks to land a right hand but Simpson moved out of range.
Simpson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shadow can do to turn this around?
Simpson throws a sloppy body shot
and Shadow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shadow throws a predictable looking body shot
and Simpson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Simpson misses with a double jab.
Shadow misses with a jab to the body
and Simpson counters with a low kick, right behind Shadow 's knee.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shadow darts in looking for a takedown but Simpson gets double underhooks and turns Shadow into the cage.
As Shadow looks to move away, Simpson throws a big counter combo bu Shadow just gets out of the way.
Simpson takes a swing at Shadow's ribcage but misses.
Shadow has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Shadow's head.
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shadow throws a combination that misses
and Shadow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shadow throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson throwing a counter right hand but Shadow manages to avoid it.
Shadow gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Simpson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shadow chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Simpson drops his hands momentarily and Shadow takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A left lands for Simpson.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shadow avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Shadow moves out of range as Simpson strikes.
Shadow takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shadow moves out of range as Simpson throws a body kick.
Shadow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Simpson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Simpson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Shadow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Simpson, right into the meat.
Simpson slips a straight right by Shadow.
Shadow lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simpson circles away quickly and effectively.
Shadow misses with a left hand
and Simpson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shadow throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson misses with a combination
and Shadow counters with a two punch combo.
Shadow throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson counters with a solid body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slapping leg kick lands for Simpson.
Shadow throws a right hand that misses
and Simpson counters with a nice leg kick.
Simpson looks to land a combination but Shadow avoids it well.
Simpson throws a low kick but Shadow moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Shadow throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shadow throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Simpson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Shadow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shadow jabs Simpson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A head kick by Shadow misses
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shadow misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shadow throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Simpson stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Shadow sees it coming and moves out of range.
Shadow drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Shadow looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Simpson is fending him off so far but Shadow persists. Nope, Simpson circles away and we're back to standing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson feints and then cracks Shadow's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shadow down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws the left hand but Shadow avoids the punch easily.
Shadow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Simpson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Shadow misses with an uppercut
and Simpson counters with a low kick, right behind Shadow 's knee.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Shadow checks a leg kick.
Shadow on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shadow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson lands a front kick.
A cross from Simpson lands.
Shadow walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shadow tries to bum rush Simpson with a series of wild strikes but Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shadow misses with a looping right.
Simpson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A lazy left from Simpson finds it's target.
Simpson misses with a low kick as Shadow jumps back.
Shadow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Simpson with a body shot.
Snake Shadow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Shadow moves away and avoids it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson digs a good hook to Shadow's body.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shadow just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shadow misses with a double jab
and Simpson counters with a nice body kick.
Simpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shadow.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shadow throws an overhand right that lands on Simpson's shoulder, as Simpson tries to avoid the shot.
Shadow takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
Shadow lands with a good body shot.
Shadow has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Simpson.
Shadow misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Shadow misses with a double jab.
Shadow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shadow throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shadow takes a jab right on the kisser.
Shadow throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Shadow swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shadow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Shadow misses with a series of wild punches.
Simpson tried to counter with a leg kick but Shadow avoided it.
Shadow has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Simpson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A little jabbing left from Shadow on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shadow doesn't seem phased though.
Simpson cracks Shadow with a right hand to the side of the head.
Shadow throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Simpson.
A nice inside leg kick there by Simpson. That's going to slow Shadow down.
Simpson lunges at Shadow with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Shadow's hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shadow misses with a hook
and Simpson counters with a slapping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Simpson thuds a left hand into Shadow's body.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shadow.
Shadow looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shadow doesn't seem phased though.
Shadow blocks a jab.
Simpson scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice jab there from Shadow.
Shadow misses with a left hand
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
Shadow uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Simpson lands with an overhand left.
Shadow is rocked!
Shadow swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
Shadow is still on wobbly legs! Can Simpson finish him?
Simpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shadow.
Simpson connects with a right that clearly hurt Shadow. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Simpson proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Shadow collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Simpson!
During a confident post fight interview, Homer Simpson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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