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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maurício Aurelio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dear Penis - Country song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
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165 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dickie Dirty!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maurício Aurelio!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirty throws a hook but Aurelio blocks it.
Dirty connects with a high kick.
Aurelio fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dirty was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Aurelio jabs Dirty to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Aurelio has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Aurelio misses with a looping left.
Aurelio throws a hook but Dirty avoids it easily.
Aurelio avoids the body shot from Dirty.
Aurelio throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A quick step to the side and Dirty tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Aurelio connects with a single shot there.
Dirty misses with a low kick as Aurelio jumps back.
Dirty lands a leg kick that knocks Aurelio off balance momentarily.
Aurelio lands a head shot.
Aurelio throws an overhand right that lands on Dirty's shoulder, as Dirty tries to avoid the shot.
Dirty is looking to slow Aurelio down with leg kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aurelio shoots in but no luck this time.
Dirty takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A jab from Aurelio misses.
It looked like Dirty wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aurelio throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Aurelio is defended easily by Dirty.
Dickie Dirty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Maurício Aurelio.
Dirty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Aurelio feints the counter takedown.
Maurício Aurelio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aurelio walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Aurelio tries for a takedown but Dirty sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dirty feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dirty throws a hook but Aurelio blocks it.
Dirty lands a head kick. Aurelio smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Both fighters circling a little - Aurelio finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dirty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot by Dirty.
Dirty wants to clinch.
Aurelio feints the counter takedown.
Aurelio on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Aurelio connects with a looping right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aurelio feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dirtys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dirty tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Aurelio paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Aurelio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dirty was well out of range. Poor timing from Aurelio.
Dirty tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Aurelio was well out of range. Poor timing from Dirty.
Dirty throws a front kick aimed at Aurelio's knee but Aurelio avoids it well.
Dirty avoids a kick to the body.
Aurelio lands with a shot to the body.
Dirty tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Aurelio looks to land a left hand but Dirty moved out of range nicely.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Aurelio.
Dirty is looking to counter the offense by Aurelio and move into the clinch.
Aurelio circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dirty scores with a nice strike.
A slow jab from Aurelio misses its intended target.
Aurelio gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Dirty to counter with a crisp jab.
Aurelio misses with an attempted mid kick.
Aurelio lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aurelio fails with the takedown.
Dirty chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dirty stuffs the takedown attempt from Aurelio. Aurelio gets slowly back to his feet.
Dirty is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Aurelio.
Aurelio takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dirty looks to score with a jab to the body but Aurelio is just out of range.
Dirty scores with a nice right hand.
Jab by Dirty.
Aurelio misses with a head kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dirty.
Aurelio pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dirty looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Aurelio fails to land the takedown.
Aurelio looks to throw the jab but Dirty is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dirty, right into the meat.
Aurelio lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Aurelio.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dirty attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dirty tries to clinch but Aurelio is having none of it.
Dirty closes this distance looking for a takedown but Aurelio circles away.
Aurelio feints the counter takedown.
A bone on bone clash there as Aurelio blocks the leg kick.
Dirty with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Aurelio enables Dirty to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Aurelio manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dirty avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dirty with a flurry of punches that miss.
Aurelio is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dirty trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dickie Dirty dominated that round.
That's time! Dirty's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Aurelio throws a push kick but Dirty slaps the foot to one side.
Aurelio moves away from the strike by Dirty.
And Aurelio tries to counter it with a takedown but Dirty pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dirty throws a lazy right hand but Aurelio sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dirty fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Aurelio manages to avoid it.
Dirty fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A leg kick checked by Aurelio.
Aurelio scores with a body shot.
Dirty throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Aurelio stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Aurelio shoots in for a takedown but Dirty shows good takedown defense.
Aurelio ducks under a wild hook from Dirty.
Aurelio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aurelio moves out of range as Dirty strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aurelio tries a low kick but Dirty avoids it.
A counter left hand to the body from Dirty misses its target.
Aurelio lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Dirty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aurelio tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dirty tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Aurelio paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Aurelio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dirty lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Aurelio at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aurelio takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dirty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Aurelio can do to turn this around?
Dirty throws a right and a left that both miss.
Aurelio connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Aurelio connects with a body shot.
Dirty connects with an inside leg kick.
Dirty wants to slow Aurelio down by chopping away at his legs.
Dickie Dirty is winning the standup battle so far.
Dirty throws out a loose jab but Aurelio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dirty misses with a hook. Aurelio ducked under it nicely.
Aurelio throws a half hearted mid kick.
A clash of legs there as Aurelio blocks the low kick.
Aurelio swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dirty counters by moving into the clinch.
Aurelio tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dirty's elbow.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Aurelio.
Dirty blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Aurelio lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Dirty.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dirty.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty misses with a punch to the body.
Dirty gets control of Aurelio's arms and successfully pulls guard. Dirty will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Aurelio wants to control from the top but Dirty keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dirty is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Aurelio pushing down on Dirty's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Dirty on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Aurelio lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Aurelio seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Aurelio maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Dirty could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Aurelio has cracked it and Dirty is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Aurelio!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Maurício Aurelio! Maurício Aurelio retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Maurício Aurelio, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Dickie Dirty stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuuuuuck!!! Janne bribed the judges and the referee! I will take this to court! AAAAAAhhhhh!!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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