PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mohammed Jihad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jihad comes to the cage accompanied by America! Fuck Yeah!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jihad
vs
Burgundy

183 cm
29
225 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

188 cm
28
215 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Supreme Nutrition

Spartan Nutrition
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mohammed Jihad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy connects with a right hand. Jihad shakes it off.
Burgundy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

It looks like Mohammed Jihad has been cut.
Jihad lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Burgundy looks to throw the jab but Jihad is out of range.
Jihad looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jihad wants to land a leg kick but Burgundy is out of range.
Jihad misses with a looping right.
Burgundy looks to score with a jab to the body but Jihad is just out of range.
Jihad lands a lovely overhand right.
Burgundy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Burgundy scores with a jab.
Jihad works Burgundy's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burgundy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jihad.

Jihad closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Burgundy manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Jihad tries to clinch up.
Jihad lands a nice shot that snaps Burgundy's head back.
Burgundy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Burgundy ducks under a wild hook from Jihad.
Burgundy walks into a stiff left hand from Jihad.
Jihad scores with a decent looking hook.
Jihad tests Burgundy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jihad misses with an uppercut. Burgundy saw that one coming.
Burgundy dips to his left and cracks Jihad with an uppercut!
Burgundy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jihad's calf.
Jihad lands a nice shot that snaps Burgundy's head back.
Burgundy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jihad drops down looking for a counter takedown but Burgundy sprawls and moves away.
A head kick misses from Jihad.
Burgundy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Burgundy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Burgundy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jihad under the eye.
Burgundy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jihad dives in and grabs Burgundy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Burgundy pushes down on Jihad's head and hops out.
Jihad feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Burgundy's calf.
Jihad throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jihad lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jihad misses with a looping right.
Jihad is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Jihad tries a head kick but it misses.
Burgundy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jihad throws a leg kick but Burgundy sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jihad blocks a jab.
Jihad lands a head kick. Burgundy smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Burgundy is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Burgundy shuts the power down on Jihad. Lights out, game over! Burgundy is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Spartan Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Mohammed Jihad spoke after the fight, saying 'Well...shit!'.