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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Randy Slader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slader comes to the cage accompanied by Pantera - Walk. Loko comes into a darkened arena with his song building. marry yourdaughter kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Four Loko has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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181 lbs
28 - 15 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Slader!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Slader walks forward, straight into a front kick from Loko.
Slader jabs Loko right on the nose. Loko blinks but takes it well.
A swing and a miss from Slader.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.
Slader loads up on a big right hand but Loko slips the punch.
Loko throws a series of punches but Slader avoids them all with ease.
Loko throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slader counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Loko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slader.
Slader wants to slow Loko down by chopping away at his legs.
Loko looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Loko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loko bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slader throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slader showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loko lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Loko takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Donk. Slader catches Loko right on the button with a cross.
Loko scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slader with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Loko to score with a decent uppercut.
Crunch! Loko slams his shin into Slader's torso.
Slader scores with the left hand. Loko knows he should have avoided that one.
Loko digs a good body shot into Slader's ribs.
Slader throws a body kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Loko looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slader looks for the body kick but Loko saw that one coming.
Loko throws a body punch but Slader moves out of range.
Loko misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slader misses with the body kick
and Loko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slader fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Slader tests Loko's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slader motions for Loko to come forward. Slader throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slader scoring well with a low kick there.
Loko looks to land a right hand but Slader moved out of range.
Loko throws a nice head kick!
Loko lets loose with a powerful body kick. Slader will feel that in the morning.
Slader misses with a low kick.
Slader throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Slader there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Loko blocks the body kick.
Loko checks a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slader misses with a wild body shot.
Loko feints a counter leg kick.
Slader throws a hook but Loko blocks it.
Loko cracks Slader with an open hand slap.
Loko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loko throws out a counter right but Slader avoids it with no problem.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Loko has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slader showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
Loko is looking to slow Slader down with leg kicks.
Loko pushes Slader away with a front kick.
Slader misses the shot to the body.
Loko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Slader wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slader buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Slader uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Loko.
Slader takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slader looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Slader gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Loko swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loko connects with a solid leg kick.
Slader tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loko was well out of range. Poor timing from Slader.
Slader throws a jab but it's blocked by Loko.
Loko on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Loko scores with a nice strike.
Loko takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Slader throws out a loose jab but Loko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slader misses with a body shot.
Slader swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loko uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slader.
No joy there for Loko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Four Loko will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Slader blocks a head kick by Loko.
Slader quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slader misses with a body shot.
Loko on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A shot to the body from Slader misses
and Loko counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Loko chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Four Loko is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slader is looking to slow Loko down with leg kicks.
Slader lands with a shot to the body.
Loko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Loko misses the shot to the body.
Loko has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Loko slips under a jab from Slader.
Slader is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Loko.
Slader throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loko steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Slader. That one must have hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loko swings for the body but Slader moves out of range.
Loko slips under a jab from Slader.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slader lands a leg kick that knocks Loko off balance momentarily.
Slader throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Loko unleashes a big counter combination but Slader bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Loko scores with a punch to the head.
Loko misses with a jab, cross combination.
Loko swings for the body but Slader moves out of range.
Loko throws a nice looking combination but Slader bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Loko throws a body kick that misses.
Slader has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Loko.
Loko uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slader.
Slader misses the shot to the body.
Slader with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Loko to score with a decent uppercut.
Loko looks to throw a body kick
and Slader counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slader is looking to land body kicks.
Loko tries to score with a low kick but Slader moves his leg out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Slader.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slader misses with a low kick.
Slader takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Loko looks to throw the jab but Slader is out of range.
Loko throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slader stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Loko checks a low kick from Slader.
Slader misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loko.
Loko thinks about the counter body kick.
Loko takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The fighters circling - Loko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slader misses with a low kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Loko, as that shot connected.
Loko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It looked like Slader was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Loko.
Sloppy strikes from Loko. Those never looked like landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Loko avoids the body shot from Slader.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Loko connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slader's hands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Loko. Slader does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slader misses the shot to the body.
Loko appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Loko moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nice body kick there by Slader.
Loko defending well as Slader loads up on a big left hand.
Loko scoring well with a low kick there.
Slader takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Loko misses with a hook.
Slader tried to counter with a leg kick but Loko avoided it.
Loko misses with a two punch combination.
Slader connects with a right hand. Loko shakes it off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loko works the jab nicely.
Slader takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slader looks to score with a jab to the body but Loko is just out of range.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slader moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slader lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Slader tests Loko's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Loko looks to land a combination but Slader avoids it well.
Slader throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slader throws the left hand but Loko avoids the punch easily.
An inside leg kick from Slader misses.
Slader moves out of range of the body kick.
Slader misses with an uppercut.
Loko misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Four Loko will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Slader misses with a body shot.
Loko swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Loko connects with the punch.
Loko scores with a hook to the body. Slader takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice straight punches there by Slader. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slader.
Slader throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Slader tries to clinch up.
Loko is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slader with a body shot.
Slader connects with a jab.
Loko dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Loko pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Four Loko seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Loko throws a push kick but Slader slaps the foot to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slader lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slader tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Loko's elbow.
Slader scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slader lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slader tries a body shot but Loko blocks it.
Slader has Loko pressed against the cage, preventing Loko from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slader misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Loko's face as he tries to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slader.
Loko wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slader has him pressed against the cage.
Loko's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Slader lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slader.
Loko blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Loko is trying to force a seperation but Slader has the dominant position.
Slader can't find room to land a body shot as Loko controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slader tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Loko's elbow.
Slader works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Loko is looking to break free of the clinch but Slader has double underhooks.
Slader scores with a shot to the side of Loko's head.
Loko is trying to break free.
Slader swings wildly with an uppercut but Loko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slader goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slader misses with the head strike.
Slader lands a body shot.
Slader prevents Loko from breaking the clinch.
Slader tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Loko blocking some punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right hook to the body lands for Slader.
Loko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slader looks to score with a jab to the body but Loko is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko gets tackled into the cage by Slader. Slader maintains the clinch.
Slader misses with a punch to the body.
Loko pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Loko misses.
Slader tries to close the distance and clinch but Loko swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Loko scores with a jab.
Slader needs to keep his hands up - Loko had a free shot at his head there.
Slader connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Loko scores with a shot to the body.
Loko keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Loko appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A slow jab from Slader misses its intended target.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slader tries to close the distance and clinch but Loko swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slader slips a jab and a cross from Loko.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko throws a shot from downtown. Slader moves away and avoids it.
Slader throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Despite the aggression on Loko's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Slader is looking to clinch but Loko is avoiding it.
Slader tried to score with a low kick but Loko checks it.
Loko throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
An attempted straight right counter from Slader misses the target.
Slader misses with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slader lands a right hook to the body.
Loko throws a nice inside leg kick.
Loko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slader quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slader misses with a body shot.
Loko throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slader throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Crunch! Slader slams his shin into Loko's torso.
Slader scoring well with a low kick there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Randy Slader clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Good standup being displayed there by Slader as he connects with a hook.
Slader throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slader fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slader throws a body kick that misses.
Slader lands a nice leg kick that just misses Loko's sensitive parts.
Slader misses with a looping left.
Loko on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slader tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Loko is able to avoid easily.
Slader walks forward, straight into a front kick from Loko.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loko looks to land a body kick but Slader moved away.
Slader fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slader misses with a jab to the body
letting Loko counter with a right hand.
Slader throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loko sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Loko goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loko lands with an overhand left.
Loko avoids a kick to the body.
Loko checks a low kick from Slader.
Slader takes a kick to the side of the head.
Slader takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Slader dodges the punch combination from Loko.
Good exchange - Slader coming out on top.
Loko throws a big shot that misses.
Slader will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Slader throws a jab but it's blocked by Loko.
Loko throws an overhand right that lands on Slader's shoulder, as Slader tries to avoid the shot.
Slader fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loko manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko throws a right and a left that Slader avoids nicely.
Some bone on bone action there as Slader checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Loko throws the kick towards the body but Slader avoids it.
Slader turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slader connects with a looping right hand.
Loko tries to work over Slader's front leg with a kick but Slader checks it.
Slader lands the left hand.
Slader thumps Loko with a low kick.
Loko misses with a body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Slader.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slader moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slader just misses with a punch to the body.
Loko falls off balance throwing a combination
and Slader moves into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Loko swinging wildly here.
Loko scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Slader lands a nice hook to Loko's body. Loko takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slader looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Good standup being displayed there by Slader as he connects with a hook.
Slader defending well as Loko loads up on a big left hand.
Loko scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slader looks to throw a body kick
and Loko counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slader looks to land a left hand but Loko moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loko swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Loko throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loko tries to land a front kick but Slader steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Slader attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Loko throws a one two combo.
Slader gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Slader softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loko manages to break the clinch.
Slader pivots, looking for a leg kick but Loko is out of range and Slader settles back down.
Slader throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Slader misses.
Loko throws a big counter head kick but Slader avoids it with no problem.
A slapping body kick lands there for Loko.
Loko digs a good body shot into Slader's ribs.
Slader on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Four Loko will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Loko throws a low kick but Slader moves out of range easily.
Slader wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Slader lands with a good body shot.
Loko misses with a hook to the body
and Slader counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loko digs a good body shot into Slader's ribs.
Slader lands with a shot to the body.
Slader scores with a jab to the jaw.
Slader connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Loko tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slader was well out of range. Poor timing from Loko.
Loko wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Loko has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slader throws a half hearted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Loko throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slader half committed to a counter leg kick.
Slader takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Slader blocks a head kick by Loko.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slader is looking to slow Loko down with leg kicks.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Loko throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slader.
Slader lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sloppy strikes from Loko. Those never looked like landing.
Slader swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Loko counters with a two punch combo.
Loko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slader moves out of range of the body kick from Loko.
Loko takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Slader is looking to slow Loko down with leg kicks.
Loko connects with a crisp jab.
A jab lands there for Loko.
Randy Slader has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slader connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A combination from Slader does no damage.
Slader misses with a leg kick
and Loko counters with a nice kick to the body.
Slader connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Loko circles away from the clinch attempt.
Loko is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slader with a body shot.
Loko moves out of range as Slader strikes.
Slader attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Loko looks to land a combination. Slader sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Slader works Loko's body with a nice hook.
Slader throws a leg kick but Loko moved away.
Slader wants to clinch up but Loko keeps it at a distance.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loko, right into the meat.
Loko lands with a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slader on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Slader takes a swing at Loko's ribcage but misses.
Slader checks a low kick from Loko.
Loko throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slader counters with a stiff right hand.
A punch combination from Loko misses.
Slader throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Slader moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromLoko.
Loko sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Loko is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Slader tries to clinch but Loko is having none of it.
Slader throws a front kick that sends Loko stumbling back into the cage.
Slader fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slader takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Slader with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slader looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slader throws a shot from downtown. Loko moves away and avoids it.
Loko takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loko lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Loko throws a head kick that misses.
Loko fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slader fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Loko is rocked!
Loko lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Loko is still on wobbly legs! Can Slader finish him?
Donk. Slader catches Loko right on the button with a cross.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slader lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Loko has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Loko and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Loko throws a wild body kick that Slader sees coming a mile off.
Slader misses the shot to the body.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.
Four Loko is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Slader fakes the body blow, causing Loko to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Loko goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randy Slader!
Randy Slader is the new welterweight champion!
Randy Slader was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
In defeat, Four Loko stepped up to the mic, saying 'im gonna get home sleep in my bed and get to the office tomorrow and sign on for the immediately rematch.'.
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