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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cormac Mac Airt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mac Airt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wolf Blood. The key to victory for Cormac Mac Airt has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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180 cm
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175 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
21
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cormac Mac Airt! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Optimus Prime! The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Prime has his takedown stuffed and Mac Airt counters with a stiff right hand. Prime swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Prime takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Prime fails to land with a series of punches.
Mac Airt has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Axis of Evil in the buildup to the fight. Prime dips to his left and cracks Mac Airt with an uppercut! Mac Airt loads up on a big right hand but Prime slips the punch. Prime swings and misses with a shot to the body and Mac Airt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Prime is rocked! Prime gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Mac Airt points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Prime wakes up just in time to hear Mac Airt thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cormac Mac Airt! Cormac Mac Airt looked relieved post fight as he said the following; '"With a host, with a valiant band
Well did he go into Connacht.
Alas, that he saw the blood of Conn
On the side of Cuchulain's sword!"'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
89% |
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