PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between penis torto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JoHan Bluntenpets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). penis torto has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

torto
vs
Bluntenpets

170 cm
21
168 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

176 cm
19
172 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, penis torto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, JoHan Bluntenpets!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bluntenpets rushes torto and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.
torto closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bluntenpets circles away.
Bluntenpets lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bluntenpets looks to land a combination but torto avoids it well.
No luck for torto with that takedown attempt.

torto scores a takedown into full mount!
torto with good strikes from the mount here!
Bluntenpets really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Bluntenpets tries to hold on but torto pushes him away.

torto looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Bluntenpets regains half guard.
torto trying to control from half guard but Bluntenpets is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bluntenpets wants to get back to his feet.
Bluntenpets slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bluntenpets looking to hit a scissor sweep but torto is one step ahead there.
Bluntenpets trying to control the position.
Bluntenpets wants to stand but torto is controlling the position.
Bluntenpets has his hands on torto's head, controlling the position.
Bluntenpets throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
torto stopping the sweep attempt from Bluntenpets.
Bluntenpets keeping full guard, as torto tries to pass.
torto wants to control from the top but Bluntenpets keeps moving.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
torto avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from torto.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.

torto gets a takedown into half guard.
Bluntenpets wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bluntenpets misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Bluntenpets preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Bluntenpets looks like he's trying to stand up.
torto is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Bluntenpets reverses the position - he's now on top in torto's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
torto can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bluntenpets controls the pace.

Bluntenpets avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bluntenpets slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
torto tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Bluntenpets stands up and waves to torto to follow him.
JoHan Bluntenpets is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Bluntenpets instigates a clinch.
torto tries to pull guard but Bluntenpets won't allow it.
Knees to the body from Bluntenpets.

Bluntenpets breaks from the clinch.

Bluntenpets moves into the clinch.
torto looking for a takedown.
Bluntenpets prevents torto from breaking the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JoHan Bluntenpets dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

torto lands a jab-cross combination.
Nice body kick there by Bluntenpets.
torto looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bluntenpets is fending him off so far but torto persists. Nope, Bluntenpets circles away and we're back to standing.
JoHan Bluntenpets seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bluntenpets closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bluntenpets lands an elbow inside that torto shrugs off.

torto jumps guard.

Bluntenpets gets to his feet. torto looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Nice takedown defense from Bluntenpets. No joy for torto on that attempt.

Bluntenpets darts in and clinches torto up against the cage.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.

Bluntenpets forces torto back against the cage and clinches.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bluntenpets moves into range and clinches up with torto.
Bluntenpets landing knees to the body.

Bluntenpets breaks from the clinch.
A punch combination from Bluntenpets misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bluntenpets closes the distance and clinches.

Bluntenpets breaks from the clinch.

torto darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Bluntenpets is looking for a sweep. torto is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bluntenpets pushes torto off looking to stand but torto dives back in and keeps control.

Bluntenpets manages to escape and get back to his feet!
torto shoots in but Bluntenpets avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bluntenpets clinches with his opponent.
torto wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
torto trying to control the position but instead, Bluntenpets has worked for underhooks and has pushed torto into the cage.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bluntenpets throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bluntenpets works over torto's head and body with a nice combination.
penis torto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Bluntenpets fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with torto, pushing him back against the cage.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch.
Bluntenpets connects with a high kick.
Bluntenpets throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bluntenpets circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bluntenpets is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
torto keeps the fight on the outside.
torto fails to land the takedown.
torto will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
torto fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bluntenpets chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bluntenpets throws a front kick that sends torto stumbling back into the cage.

Bluntenpets moves into range and clinches up with torto.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
torto tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bluntenpets's elbow.
torto tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bluntenpets smiles and moves away.

Bluntenpets moves into range and clinches up with torto.
torto goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bluntenpets landing knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Bluntenpets.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.
torto takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bluntenpets keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bluntenpets clinches.
Bluntenpets throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bluntenpets scores a nice knee to the body.
Bluntenpets lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt torto or not.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.
Bluntenpets thuds his shin into the meat of torto's side.
Bluntenpets scores with a kick to the midsection.

Bluntenpets pushes torto up against the cage in a clinch.
Bluntenpets crunches a lovely knee into torto's ribcage.
Bluntenpets lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
torto is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
torto tries to clinch
and Bluntenpets counters with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JoHan Bluntenpets showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
torto will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
torto can't break the clinch.
Bluntenpets keeps control of torto as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bluntenpets unloads a knee to the mid-section. torto lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bluntenpets lands a nice knee to the body.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bluntenpets throws a front kick that sends torto stumbling back into the cage.
torto darts in trying to clinch
and Bluntenpets counters with a nice body kick.
torto closes the distance and clinches up with Bluntenpets, looking for a takedown. torto pushes Bluntenpets against the cage but Bluntenpets circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Bluntenpets has managed to clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bluntenpets landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.
Bluntenpets lands a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Bluntenpets.

Bluntenpets moves into the clinch.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice defenses there by Bluntenpets.

Bluntenpets rushes torto and presses him up against the cage.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
torto with a lazy takedown attempt

and Bluntenpets counters by moving into the clinch.

Bluntenpets breaks from the clinch.
Bluntenpets lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bluntenpets connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bluntenpets!

Bluntenpets closes the distance and clinches.
torto takes an elbow to the temple.

Bluntenpets manages to break the clinch.

Bluntenpets instigates a clinch.

Bluntenpets pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
torto chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bluntenpets can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bluntenpets. torto shrugs it off though.

Bluntenpets rushes torto and presses him up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bluntenpets.
Bluntenpets with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bluntenpets connects with a knee to the head.
Bluntenpets lands an elbow just above torto 's eye.
Bluntenpets stops a takedown attempt from torto.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for penis torto. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Bluntenpets breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
torto takes a kick to the side of the head.
JoHan Bluntenpets seems to be getting the better of the standup.
torto throws a lazy head kick

and Bluntenpets counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Bluntenpets creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through torto's defenses.
A right hook to the body lands for Bluntenpets.
torto is looking to break free of the clinch but Bluntenpets has double underhooks.
Bluntenpets connects with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bluntenpets breaks from the clinch.
Bluntenpets misses with a few strikes there.
Bluntenpets plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bluntenpets lands a nice shot to the body.
Bluntenpets doesn't manage to clinch there - torto circles away.

Bluntenpets rushes torto and presses him up against the cage.
torto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bluntenpets just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bluntenpets scores with a hook to the body.
torto content to slow the pace in the clinch.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bluntenpets goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bluntenpets throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bluntenpets tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
torto misses with a takedown
and Bluntenpets makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bluntenpets throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Bluntenpets rushes torto and presses him up against the cage.
Bluntenpets stops a takedown attempt from torto.
Bluntenpets unloads a knee to the mid-section. torto lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Bluntenpets clinches with his opponent.
torto is trying to break the clinch but Bluntenpets has him pressed against the cage.
Bluntenpets has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Bluntenpets moves into the clinch.

Bluntenpets escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
torto shoots for a double leg takedown but Bluntenpets sprawls well. He's pushed torto's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bluntenpets lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bluntenpets. That's going to slow torto down.
penis torto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
JoHan Bluntenpets is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Bluntenpets drives through and clinches with torto against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bluntenpets using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
JoHan Bluntenpets comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bluntenpets winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 26:30
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 26:30
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... JoHan Bluntenpets!