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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kelvin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junk Memorex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garnett comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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224 lbs
35 - 27 - 0 |
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226 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 27 - 0, fighting out of London, Kelvin Garnett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Junk Memorex!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Memorex takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Garnett with a nice cross.
Memorex takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Garnett swings for the body but Memorex moves out of range.
Garnett feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Memorex's calf.
Memorex gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Garnett.
Garnett dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Garnett tries to land a front kick but Memorex steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Memorex is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garnett lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Garnett throws a lazy right hand but Memorex sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Memorex throws a counter combo.
Garnett definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Garnett tries to work over Memorex's front leg with a kick but Memorex checks it.
It seemed like Memorex was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett misses with a double jab
and Memorex counters with a stiff right hand.
Garnett lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Garnett misses with a leg kick
and Memorex counters with a head kick. That will keep Garnett thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Garnett misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Garnett connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Memorex blocks a low kick nicely.
Garnett lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett misses with a body kick.
Memorex looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Garnett swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Memorex avoids the head kick by Garnett.
Garnett misses with a hook.
Memorex throws a counter combo.
Garnett throws a shot from downtown. Memorex moves away and avoids it.
Garnett misses with a body shot.
Garnett swings away with a body shot that misses
and Memorex counters with a series of strikes. Garnett will be more careful next time no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Garnett misses with a double jab
and Memorex counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett throws a head kick that Memorex semi-blocks.
Memorex takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A good leg kick by Garnett.
Garnett fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Garnett throws a sloppy head kick
and Garnett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Garnett lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Garnett misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Memorex uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Garnett.
Memorex is looking for the big counter here.
Garnett connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garnett throws a right hand that misses
and Memorex counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Garnett does it's job there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Garnett.
Garnett misses with a shot to the body
and Memorex counters with a stiff right hand.
Garnett fails to land with a series of punches.
Memorex keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garnett is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Garnett moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Garnett lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Garnett fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Memorex has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kelvin Garnett dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Garnett misses with a body shot.
A leg kick checked by Memorex.
Memorex lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A head kick misses from Garnett.
A head kick misses from Garnett.
Memorex throws a fast counter high kick but Garnett manages to duck under it in time.
Garnett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Memorex sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Memorex drops his hands momentarily and Garnett takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Garnett tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garnett throws a series of punches but Memorex avoids them all with ease.
Memorex lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Garnett throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Memorex.
Garnett throws a body punch but Memorex moves out of range.
Junk Memorex is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett misses with a head kick.
Memorex slips under a jab from Garnett.
Memorex is looking for the big counter here.
Garnett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Memorex sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Memorex swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Garnett throws a jab when Memorex was well out of range.
Memorex looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Garnett throws an off balance right hand
and Memorex counters with a one-two to the body.
Garnett tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Memorex was well out of range. Poor timing from Garnett.
Despite the aggression on Memorex's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Garnett misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Memorex raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Garnett does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Memorex! But no joy.
Garnett tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Memorex is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Garnett tried to score with a low kick but Memorex checks it.
Garnett misses with a hook
and Memorex counters with a nice uppercut.
Memorex staying out of range there.
Memorex unleashes a big counter combination but Garnett bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Garnett just misses with a punch to the body.
Memorex avoids the body shot from Garnett.
Garnett misses with a hook
and Memorex counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Kelvin Garnett has been cut.
Garnett throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Memorex counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kelvin Garnett is winning the standup battle so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garnett feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Memorexs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Memorex walks into a left hand.
Memorex avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Memorex looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Garnett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Memorex.
A shot to the body from Garnett misses
and Garnett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Memorex moves away from the strike by Garnett.
Memorex slips under a jab.
Memorex moves away from the strike by Garnett.
Garnett misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Garnett is predictable there
and Memorex counters with a series of strikes. Garnett will be more careful next time no doubt.
Garnett scores with a punch to the head.
Garnett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Memorex manages to avoid it.
Garnett feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Memorexs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Memorex takes one to the chin there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garnett throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Memorex counters with a left and a right that stings Garnett.
Garnett is rocked!
Garnett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Memorex.
A head kick misses from Garnett.
Memorex is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Garnett connects with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kelvin Garnett dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kelvin Garnett's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Garnett jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Memorex's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Memorex moves away from the strike by Garnett.
Garnett throws a jab but it's blocked by Memorex.
Despite the aggression on Memorex's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A good leg kick by Garnett.
Garnett throws a sloppy head kick
and Memorex counters with a three punch combo that has Garnett backing up. Garnett nods at Memorex to acknowledge the strikes.
Memorex keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Memorex looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garnett swings for the body but Memorex moves out of range.
Garnett lands with a kick to the temple. Memorex shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Garnett misses with a right hand
and Memorex counters with a nice uppercut.
Kelvin Garnett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett throws a sloppy head kick and Memorex moves out of range easily.
Memorex now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Garnett throws an off balance right hand
and Memorex counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Memorex might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A bone on bone clash there as Memorex blocks the leg kick.
Memorex lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Memorex defending well as Garnett loads up on a big left hand.
Memorex unleashes a big counter combination but Garnett bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Garnett scoring well with a low kick there.
Garnett throws a lazy right hand but Memorex sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Garnett throws a push kick but Memorex slaps the foot to one side.
Memorex has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Garnett finds it's way round the side to connect with Memorex's head.
Garnett connects with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garnett throws a body punch but Memorex moves out of range.
Memorex throws out a counter right but Garnett avoids it with no problem.
Garnett throws a hook but Memorex avoids it easily.
Memorex lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Garnett connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Memorex's hands.
Garnett throws a shot from downtown. Memorex moves away and avoids it.
Garnett lands a head kick. Memorex smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses.
Garnett looks to score with a jab to the body but Memorex is just out of range.
Garnett just misses with a punch to the body.
Garnett is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Memorex can do to turn this around?
A head kick by Garnett misses
and Garnett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett throws a body punch but Memorex moves out of range.
It seemed like Memorex was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Garnett throws the left hand but Memorex avoids the punch easily.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice side step and Memorex releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Memorex avoids the body shot from Garnett.
Memorex looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Garnett scoring well with a low kick there.
Garnett throws a lazy uppercut
and Memorex counters with a right hand to the body.
Garnett throws a looping overhand right but Memorex ducks down to avoid it.
Memorex ducks under a wild hook from Garnett.
Memorex is looking for the big counter here.
Garnett throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Memorex is trying to counter with his kicks.
Junk Memorex has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Memorex keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Garnett.
Garnett misses with a head kick.
Memorex throws a counter combo.
Garnett throws a solid leg kick but Memorex takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Garnett.
Memorex unleashes a big counter combination but Garnett bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Garnett dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Garnett lands with a good body shot.
Garnett misses with a shot to the body
and Memorex counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Garnett looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Garnett misses with an uppercut. Memorex saw that one coming.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kelvin Garnett showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Garnett has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kelvin Garnett!
Kelvin Garnett gave a mention to 95% Laundry in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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