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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Corey Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch's entrance music is Ooh La La. A fine choice. Parker has chosen Heard it through the grapevine - Marvin Gaye as his entrance music. Corey Parker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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275 lbs
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250 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Corey Parker!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Chad Campbell and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Mcfacepunch.
Parker cracks Mcfacepunch with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Nice uppercut there from Parker.
A combination from Parker does no damage.
Mcfacepunch rushes Parker and presses him up against the cage.
Mcfacepunch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkers head.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right handed body shot lands from Mcfacepunch.
Parker scores with a shot to the side of Mcfacepunch's head.
Mcfacepunch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Mcfacepunch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcfacepunch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parker tries a body shot but Mcfacepunch blocks it.
Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike.
Mcfacepunch swings wildly with an uppercut but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch working aggressively here.
Mcfacepunch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parker prevents a body shot from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch.
Parker misses with the head strike.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
A short left from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch misses with a body punch.
Mcfacepunch misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcfacepunch misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Mcfacepunch seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Parker can turn it around.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Mcfacepunch presses Parker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Parker is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Mcfacepunch is defending well.
Parker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Mcfacepunch - that landed with a thud.
Mcfacepunch lands a nice shot to the body.
Parker looks winded!
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Mcfacepunch lands a right hand.
Parker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mcfacepunch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch presses Parker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mcfacepunch lands a body shot.
Mcfacepunch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mcfacepunch drops Parker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Parker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Parker is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Mcfacepunch.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcfacepunch finish him?
Mcfacepunch drops Parker with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Parker is out cold! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny Mcfacepunch!
In his post fight interview, Tiny Mcfacepunch started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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