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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pekka Kaukalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyrannosaurus comes to the cage accompanied by MacArthurPark. Kaukalo has chosen Anna rakas raju hetki as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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275 lbs
21 - 7 - 0 |
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200 cm
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279 lbs
18 - 11 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pekka Kaukalo!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Ren Mimura and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrannosaurus throws the left hand but Kaukalo avoids the punch easily.
Kaukalo moves out of range as Tyrannosaurus strikes.
Tyrannosaurus lands with a slapping head kick.
It looks like Pekka Kaukalo has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Kaukalo. Those never looked like landing.
Kaukalo just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromTyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo misses with a hook. Tyrannosaurus ducked under it nicely.
Tyrannosaurus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tyrannosaurus uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kaukalo.
Tyrannosaurus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kaukalo has time to react.
Kaukalo throws a jab but it's blocked by Tyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a nice uppercut.
Kaukalo staying out of range there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaukalo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus obviously looking to wear him down.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kaukalo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaukalo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kaukalo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaukalo throws a nice looking combination but Tyrannosaurus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That kick from Tyrannosaurus tenderised Kaukalo's leg. Kaukalo is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tyrannosaurus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kaukalo.
Tyrannosaurus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kaukalo.
Tyrannosaurus lands the left hand.
No joy there for Kaukalo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tyrannosaurus connects with a crisp jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tyrannosaurus.
A counter left hand to the body from Tyrannosaurus misses its target.
Kaukalo fails to land with a series of punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyrannosaurus ducks under a wild hook from Kaukalo.
Tyrannosaurus seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaukalo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus obviously looking to wear him down.
Tyrannosaurus lands a big head kick that sends Kaukalo tumbling to the mat! Tyrannosaurus takes a step backwards and waves Kaukalo back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Tyrannosaurus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaukalo.
Pekka Kaukalo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyrannosaurus connects with a right hand. Kaukalo shakes it off.
Kaukalo is rocked!
Kaukalo throws a body punch but Tyrannosaurus moves out of range.
Tyrannosaurus rushes Kaukalo and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kaukalo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Kaukalo's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tyrannosaurus looking to throw knees to the head but Kaukalo is blocking nicely.
Kaukalo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kaukalo has had enough of the clinch but Tyrannosaurus keeps him there for the moment.
Tyrannosaurus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
An inside leg kick lands from Tyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo scores with the left hand. Tyrannosaurus knows he should have avoided that one.
Kaukalo misses with a few strikes there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyrannosaurus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tyrannosaurus lands a big head kick that sends Kaukalo tumbling to the mat! Tyrannosaurus takes a step backwards and waves Kaukalo back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Kaukalo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaukalo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kaukalo throws a sloppy body shot
and Tyrannosaurus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tyrannosaurus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kaukalo's sensitive parts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaukalo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kaukalo misses with a body punch
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a low kick, right behind Kaukalo 's knee.
Tyrannosaurus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kaukalo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kaukalo misses with a few strikes there.
Kaukalo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tyrannosaurus.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyrannosaurus feints and then cracks Kaukalo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kaukalo down.
Kaukalo misses with an uppercut
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a body kick.
Tyrannosaurus's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Tyrannosaurus digs a good hook to Kaukalo's body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo swats away the attempt to clinch by Tyrannosaurus.
Kaukalo misses with a looping right.
Kaukalo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tyrannosaurus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That has opened up Pekka Kaukalo's cut even more.
Kaukalo throws a right hand that misses
and Tyrannosaurus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kaukalo lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. That's going to slow Kaukalo down.
Tyrannosaurus moves out of range as Kaukalo strikes.
Kaukalo misses with a left hand
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rex Tyrannosaurus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pekka Kaukalo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a wild body shot.
Tyrannosaurus connects with a solid leg kick.
Kaukalo loads up on a big right hand but Tyrannosaurus slips the punch.
Tyrannosaurus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kaukalo under the eye.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kaukalo.
Tyrannosaurus moves away from the strike by Kaukalo.
Kaukalo throws an off balance right hand
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Kaukalo misses its intended target.
Tyrannosaurus fires out a quick counter leg kick but Kaukalo just manages to avoid it.
Kaukalo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tyrannosaurus. Kaukalo shrugs it off though.
Kaukalo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus obviously looking to wear him down.
Tyrannosaurus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kaukalo can do to turn this around?
A solid body kick from Tyrannosaurus.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyrannosaurus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kaukalo swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kaukalo's knee momentarily.
No joy there for Kaukalo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tyrannosaurus.
Tyrannosaurus connects with an inside leg kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Kaukalo in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Tyrannosaurus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A countering left hand to the body from Kaukalo misses.
Tyrannosaurus digs a good body shot into Kaukalo's ribs.
Tyrannosaurus pushes Kaukalo away with a front kick.
Kaukalo is breathing heavily.
Kaukalo misses with a lunging right hand
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus cracks the inside of Kaukalo's front leg.
Tyrannosaurus delivers a nice body kick.
Tyrannosaurus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyrannosaurus throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kaukalo's head.
Tyrannosaurus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kaukalo. That did some damage!
Kaukalo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tyrannosaurus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tyrannosaurus. Kaukalo shrugs it off though.
Tyrannosaurus scores with a nice right hand.
Tyrannosaurus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus lunges at Kaukalo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kaukalo's hand.
Tyrannosaurus thuds his shin into the meat of Kaukalo's side.
Tyrannosaurus steps in with a hook that catches Kaukalo right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Tyrannosaurus follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Kaukalo looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rex Tyrannosaurus!
Rex Tyrannosaurus retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Rex Tyrannosaurus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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