PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Barney Rumble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumble comes into the arena with Queens of the Stone Age - My God is the Sun blaring out of the sound system. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Rumble
vs
McDonald

200 cm
23
266 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
23
252 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

World class boxer
Cardio machine

Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Spartan Nutrition
Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barney Rumble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Ackerman and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
McDonald blocks an uppercut.
Rumble managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Barney Rumble has been cut.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rumble is defending well for now.
McDonald stalling against the cage.
McDonald stalls.

McDonald manages to break the clinch.
Rumble looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McDonald misses with a left hand
and Rumble counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rumble scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rumble circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rumble jabs at McDonald's body.

McDonald clinches.
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rumble is defending well for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rumble avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rumble lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
Rumble blocking some punches.
McDonald is looking to control Rumble's arms but Rumble gets an underhook and turns him. Now McDonald has his back to the cage.
Rumble throws an elbow that misses.
Rumble with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Rumble.
Rumble swings wildly with an uppercut but McDonald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rumble lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.

Rumble breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McDonald fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rumble jabs McDonald to the body, keeping him at a distance.
McDonald staying out of range there.
McDonald throws an off balance right hand

and Rumble counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! McDonald goes down! Rumble rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... McDonald is up to one knee.... 8,9.... He's up! The referee says he's good to go, so we're back to the action!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! McDonald is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Barney Rumble!
After winning the bout, Barney Rumble thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.