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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doppo Orochi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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188 cm
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216 lbs
29 - 15 - 1 |
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194 cm
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256 lbs
36 - 21 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
29 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Doppo Orochi! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
36 - 21 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gun Slinga! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Orochi looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Slinga keeps Orochi at a distance using the push kick. Slinga has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Orochi is landing a low percentage of strikes. A telegraphed takedown attempt from Orochi is defended easily by Slinga. Slinga lands a slapping body shot.
Orochi has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Beast Playground in the buildup to the fight. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slinga, right into the meat.
Slinga cracks Orochi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Slinga tries to land a front kick but Orochi steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Orochi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Orochi throws a head kick but Slinga moves out of range.
Orochi shoots in looking for a takedown. Slinga tries to sprawl out of it but Orochi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Slinga manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Doppo Orochi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round. Orochi lands with a nice body punch. Orochi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slinga is looking to land body kicks. Slinga connects with a body shot that sends Orochi's belly button to the back. Slinga looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Orochi throws a sloppy body shot
and Slinga counters with a good, hard body kick but Orochi shrugs it off. Orochi blocks the body kick.
Orochi misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slinga tries a quick counter leg kick but Orochi is wise to it. Slinga is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Nice shot by Slinga. Orochi takes a body punch but keeps moving. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Orochi closes the distance and pushes Slinga back into the cage. Slinga struggles to land a body shot inside as Orochi controls his hands.
Orochi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slinga has him pressed against the cage. Slinga misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Orochi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slinga's elbow. A head punch on the inside from Slinga fails to land. Slinga stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Orochi prevents a body shot from Slinga. Slinga can't find room to land a body shot as Orochi controls the action.
Slinga scores with a nice hook to the head. Slinga lands with a left to the head. Slinga blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slinga lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. A right hook to the body lands for Orochi.
Slinga goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slinga lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Orochi misses with a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Slinga working aggressively here.
Slinga tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Slinga struggles to land a body shot inside as Orochi controls his hands.
Slinga misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Slinga scores with a nice short uppercut. Slinga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. A head punch blocked on the inside by Orochi. Slinga misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orochi blocks an uppercut.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Orochi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
It looks like Gun Slinga has been cut. Slinga lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Orochi blocks a body shot from Slinga. Orochi misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Orochi using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Slinga has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Orochi tries to work over Slinga's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Slinga lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Slinga tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Slinga lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Slinga throws a punch but it's blocked by Orochi. A head punch on the inside from Slinga fails to land. Slinga misses with a body punch.
Slinga throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Orochis head. Slinga misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orochi. Slinga misses with a body punch.
Slinga lands an uppercut. Orochi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gun Slinga dominated that round. The cut man is working on Gun Slinga's cut. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Slinga lands with an uppercut that bounces Orochi off the cage and back into range. Orochi tries to clinch but Slinga moves away and Slinga counters with a straight right hand. A kick lands to the mid section there for Slinga. Slinga avoids the head kick by Orochi.
Slinga throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Doppo Orochi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Slinga misses with a body kick. The crowd cheers as Orochi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slinga doesn't seem phased though. Slinga circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slinga has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Orochi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slinga. Slinga tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Orochi tries to counter with a takedown but Slinga is quick to defend against it. Orochi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slinga. Slinga throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Slinga punishes Orochi's body with a nice straight punch. This has been an exciting period of action! Slinga pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Orochi feinted with a counter takedown. Gun Slinga seems to be getting the better of the standup. Orochi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Slinga. Orochi takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Slinga swats away the attempt to clinch by Orochi.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slinga digs a good body shot into Orochi's ribs. Doppo Orochi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Nice cross by Slinga. Orochi throws a body punch but Slinga moves out of range. Orochi takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Slinga uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. A good leg kick by Slinga. Slinga throws a half hearted mid kick. Slinga scores with a decent looking hook. Orochi moves in looking to clinch but Slinga pushes him off. The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now. Slinga pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. A big right from Slinga misses. Slinga works Orochi's body with a nice hook. Slinga throws a body kick that misses. Orochi will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Slinga misses with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Orochi tries to clinch there but Slinga circles away.
Slinga misses the jab. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Orochi crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Slinga - the referee stops the clock and Orochi gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Slinga. Orochi manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Orochi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Slinga counters with a body kick. Slinga connects with the punch. Good leg kick by Slinga there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slinga throws a body shot but no joy. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Orochi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slinga has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slinga and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. A head kick misses from Orochi. Slinga works the jab nicely. Slinga throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Slinga fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Slinga cracks a nice hook into Orochi's ribs. Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Slinga!
Orochi is rocked! Orochi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slinga.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A looping hook to the body misses from Slinga. Orochi does a little dance to reset his feet. Orochi shoots in for a takedown but Slinga shows good takedown defense. Slinga lands with a straight right. Orochi didn't see that one coming. Oh Orochi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Slinga throws a head kick but Orochi moves out of range.
Orochi seems to have got his legs back now. Slinga takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Orochi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slinga. Orochi tries to clinch up. Orochi slips a jab from Slinga. Slinga tries to land a front kick but Orochi steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Orochi changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit. Slinga ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Orochi moves away. Slinga throws a push kick but Orochi slaps the foot to one side. Orochi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slinga thows a left - swing and a miss! Orochi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slinga.
Orochi fails with a takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Orochi digs a good body shot into Slinga's ribs. Orochi tries for a takedown but Slinga circles away easily and Slinga cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Doppo Orochi. That's going to take a lot out of him. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Slinga lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. A slow jab from Orochi misses its intended target. Orochi clinches up against the cage. Slinga misses with a short punch on the inside. Orochi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Orochi.
Slinga pushes Orochi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Orochi tries a body shot but Slinga blocks it.
Slinga lands a shoulder strike. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gun Slinga showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Gun Slinga's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Slinga keeps the fight on the outside. Slinga throws a quick inside leg kick. Slinga misses with a body shot.
Orochi is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slinga sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Orochi throws a low kick but Slinga moves out of range easily. Orochi tries to clinch up but Slinga circles away and keeps his distance. Slinga will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Orochi misses with a few strikes there.
Slinga lands a jab to the nose. Nice body punch from Slinga. Orochi fails with the takedown and Slinga counters with a nice uppercut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Orochi wants to clinch. Slinga throws a combination. Orochi tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's one minute gone in the round. Slinga has Orochi up against the cage in a clinch.
Slinga lands with a short shot to the head. Slinga swings wildly with an uppercut but Orochi uses good head movement to avoid it. A short right from Orochi. Orochi lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slinga backwards. Slinga swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Orochi blocking some punches.
Slinga tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Slinga lands with a right to the head. Slinga prevents Orochi from breaking the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Slinga misses with the head strike.
Orochi misses with a hook from the clinch. Orochi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Orochi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slinga looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Gun Slinga is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Slinga fails with an attempt to clinch.
Orochi walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Slinga is looking to land body kicks. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A clash of legs there as Orochi blocks the low kick. A shot to the liver by Slinga. Beautiful body shot. The fighters circling - Slinga throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Slinga throws a leg kick that misses. Orochi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Orochi moves in looking to clinch but Slinga pushes him off.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A punch lands to the side of Orochi 's head but he takes it in his stride. Orochi doesn't manage to clinch there - Slinga circles away.
Orochi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Slinga as he jumps to the side. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Doppo Orochi. That's going to take a lot out of him. Slinga scores with a body shot.
Slinga misses with an uppercut. A solid body kick from Slinga. Orochi throws a head kick that misses. Slinga lets loose with a powerful body kick. Orochi will feel that in the morning. Orochi takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Orochi misses with a looping right. Orochi looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Orochi swings widly with a right hand
and Slinga connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Slinga lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Slinga lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Nice shot lands for Slinga. Slinga lunges at Orochi with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Orochi's hand. Slinga scores with a nice body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Slinga. Orochi moves to clinch but Slinga breaks away and Slinga counters with a lovely shot to the body. Orochi misses with a jab to the body
and Slinga counters with a thumping low kick. Slinga avoids the body shot from Orochi.
Slinga changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Slinga misses with a body kick. Slinga misses with a body kick. Orochi changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit. A slow jab from Slinga misses its intended target. Slinga uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Orochi has time to react. Orochi shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Slinga defends it nicely.
And that's the end of the fight! Gun Slinga comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Slinga has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30 Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30 Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gun Slinga! A victorious Gun Slinga thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. The defeated Doppo Orochi had this to say: 'I didn't lose. I LET him win because they have my sisters as hostage...please donate to the "Save the Bitch" Fund...'.
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