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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Moe Szyslak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Twinkle Twinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Twinkle is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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177 cm
26
164 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
165 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Moe Szyslak! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Twinkle Twinkle! The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Bart Greer and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Szyslak takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Szyslak gets in close and instigates a clinch. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak. Twinkle slows down the pace here.
Szyslak lands a nice uppercut. Twinkle has a couple of punches blocked by Szyslak.
Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Twinkle. Nice body punch from Twinkle. Szyslak tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Szyslak lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Szyslak throws a head punch that misses. Twinkle has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Twinkle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. Twinkle's coach down at The Hut - $50 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Twinkle's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Twinkle misses with some punches.
Twinkle tries to work over Szyslak's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Twinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Twinkle can't find room to land a body shot as Szyslak controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Szyslak scores with a nice short uppercut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Twinkle looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's one minute gone in the round. Szyslak lands a left hand.
Szyslak throws a punch but it's blocked by Twinkle. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Szyslak creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Twinkle tries to break free but Szyslak pushes him back against the cage. Twinkle tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Twinkle is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Twinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Twinkle scores with a nice short uppercut. Twinkle has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. A head punch on the inside from Twinkle fails to land. Twinkle can't find room to land a body shot as Szyslak controls the action.
Szyslak lands with a light punch inside. Szyslak lands an uppercut. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak. Szyslak throws a head punch that misses. Twinkle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Szyslak fails with an attempt to clinch.
Szyslak has taken the fight to the clinch.
Szyslak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Szyslak lands a hook that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Twinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Szyslak working some nice short punches in the clinch. Twinkle takes a shot to the head. Szyslak misses with a short punch on the inside. Szyslak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Twinkle throws a punch but it's blocked by Szyslak. Twinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak. Szyslak tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Twinkle's elbow. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak. A shot in the inside from Szyslak. Twinkle blocks a body shot from Szyslak. A head punch on the inside from Twinkle fails to land. Szyslak swings wildly with an uppercut but Twinkle uses good head movement to avoid it. Szyslak misses with a punch on the inside.
Szyslak avoids a wild elbow strike from Twinkle. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Twinkle. Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. Twinkle tries to work over Szyslak's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Twinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
Twinkle can't break the clinch.
Twinkle blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Szyslak.
Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Szyslak throws a head punch that misses. Szyslak misses with a punch on the inside.
Szyslak throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Twinkles head. A short right from Szyslak. Szyslak misses with the head strike.
Twinkle tries a body shot but Szyslak blocks it.
Twinkle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Szyslak lands a left hand.
A short uppercut from Szyslak. Twinkle misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Twinkle just misses with a elbow thrown towards Szyslak's brow. Szyslak misses with a punch on the inside.
Szyslak works on Twinkle's body with a couple of short punches. Twinkle wants to break free but Szyslak has control.
Szyslak scores with a shot to the side of Twinkle's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Szyslak misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Szyslak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Szyslak lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Szyslak working aggressively here.
Twinkle blocking some punches.
Twinkle stalling against the cage.
Twinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Szyslak blocks a body shot from Twinkle. Twinkle doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Twinkle tries a body shot but Szyslak blocks it.
Twinkle breaks from the clinch.
Twinkle drops his hands momentarily and Szyslak takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Szyslak lands the left hand.
Twinkle is rocked! Szyslak closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Twinkle stalling in the clinch but Szyslak improves position. Szyslak struggles to land a body shot inside as Twinkle controls his hands.
Twinkle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Szyslak moves into the clinch. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moe Szyslak dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Szyslak tries to clinch up but Twinkle circles away and keeps his distance. Twinkle throws out a loose jab but Szyslak uses good head movement to avoid it. Twinkle dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Szyslak is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Twinkle can do to turn this around? Szyslak stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Twinkle is still on wobbly legs! Can Szyslak finish him? Twinkle digs a good hook to Szyslak's body.
Szyslak ducks under a wild hook from Twinkle. Twinkle seems to have recovered his senses. Twinkle throws the left hand but Szyslak avoids the punch easily. Szyslak tries to counter by clinching up but Twinkle breaks away and moves out of range. Szyslak doesn't manage to clinch there - Twinkle circles away.
Szyslak tries to clinch there but Twinkle circles away.
Szyslak misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Twinkle keeps the fight on the outside. We've been told by Szyslak's head coaches at THE GYM (20 Elite coaches on the Island !!!) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Twinkle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Twinkle throws out a loose jab but Szyslak uses good head movement to avoid it. Szyslak tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Twinkle manages to circle out of the way. Twinkle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Szyslak was well out of range. Poor timing from Twinkle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Szyslak falls off balance throwing a combination
and Twinkle connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Szyslak gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Twinkle lands an overhand right. Szyslak tries to clinch up but Twinkle circles away and keeps his distance. It seemed like Twinkle was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Twinkle scores with a sloppy right hand. Szyslak should have avoided that one. Twinkle lands the left hand. Twinkle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Twinkle looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Twinkle misses with a hook. Szyslak wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch. Szyslak forces Twinkle back against the cage and clinches. Twinkle tries to work over Szyslak's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Twinkle lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Twinkle lands with a short head shot on the inside. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Twinkle struggles to land a body shot inside as Szyslak controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A short uppercut from Szyslak. Twinkle wants to break the clinch but can't.
Twinkle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Szyslak lands a right hand. Szyslak blocks a body shot from Twinkle. Szyslak tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Twinkle's elbow. Szyslak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Szyslak scores with a shot to the side of Twinkle's head. Twinkle can't find room to land a body shot as Szyslak controls the action.
Twinkle tries to throw a body punch but Szyslak avoids it by throwing Twinkle back against the cage. Szyslak is working Twinkle over against the cage. Szyslak lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Twinkle is breathing heavily. Szyslak blocks a body shot from Twinkle. Szyslak lands on the inside with an uppercut. Szyslak scores with a nice hook to the head. Twinkle swings wildly with an uppercut but Szyslak uses good head movement to avoid it. A short right hand to the side of the head by Szyslak. Szyslak softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Szyslak throws a punch but it's blocked by Twinkle.
That's three minutes gone in the round. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Twinkle. Szyslak lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Szyslak's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Twinkle misses with a punch to the body.
Twinkle tries to throw a body punch but Szyslak avoids it by throwing Twinkle back against the cage. Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. Twinkle misses with an elbow over the top. Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. Twinkle misses with a body punch.
Szyslak swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Szyslak. Twinkle tries to throw a body punch but Szyslak avoids it by throwing Twinkle back against the cage. Szyslak lands a right hand that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Moe Szyslak has scored more points in the clinch so far. Szyslak throws a punch but it's blocked by Twinkle. Szyslak misses with a short punch on the inside. Szyslak throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Twinkles head. Szyslak tries a body shot but Twinkle blocks it.
Twinkle pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Szyslak lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Szyslak swings wildly with an uppercut but Twinkle uses good head movement to avoid it. Twinkle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Twinkle doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Twinkle. A right hand to the body from Szyslak.
Twinkle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Szyslak lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Twinkle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Szyslak tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Twinkle counters with a lovely shot to the body. Szyslak tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Twinkle paws at him with a jab and circles away. Twinkle circles away from the clinch attempt and Twinkle counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Moe Szyslak will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Szyslak throws a sloppy body shot
and Twinkle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Szyslak thinking. Nice cross by Szyslak. Nice shot lands for Twinkle. Szyslak forces Twinkle back against the cage and clinches. Twinkle can't find room to land a body shot as Szyslak controls the action.
Szyslak lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Szyslak pushes Twinkle back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Twinkle lands a shoulder strike. Twinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szyslak's elbow. Twinkle misses with a punch to the body.
Szyslak lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Twinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szyslak's elbow. Twinkle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Twinkle. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Szyslak misses with a body punch.
Twinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Szyslak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak. A head punch blocked on the inside by Twinkle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Twinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. Szyslak lands an uppercut. Twinkle tries a body shot but Szyslak blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Twinkle. Twinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Twinkle misses with a hook from the clinch. A short uppercut from Twinkle. Good body shot from Szyslak.
Szyslak tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Twinkle misses with the head strike.
Come on Twinkle - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Twinkle fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Szyslak doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice elbow from Twinkle. Szyslak blocks an elbow strike. Twinkle struggles to land a body shot inside as Szyslak controls his hands.
Szyslak lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Szyslak misses with a hook from the clinch. A right handed body shot lands from Szyslak.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Twinkle. A quick uppercut on the inside from Szyslak. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! With the two fighters working up against the cage, Twinkle just misses with a elbow thrown towards Szyslak's brow. Szyslak misses with a short punch on the inside. Szyslak blocks a body shot from Twinkle. Still in the clinch, Twinkle scores with a nice short uppercut. Szyslak swings wildly with an uppercut but Twinkle uses good head movement to avoid it. Twinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right handed body shot lands from Twinkle.
Szyslak lands a hook to the side of the head. Twinkle's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Szyslak tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
Szyslak lands a body shot. Nice body punch from Twinkle - that landed with a thud.
Szyslak pushes Twinkle back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Szyslak.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Szyslak avoids the elbow strike from Twinkle, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Szyslak creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Nice body punch from Twinkle. Szyslak tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Szyslak throws a head punch that misses. Twinkle gets through Szyslak's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Twinkle lands with a short head shot on the inside. Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
Szyslak lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Twinkle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Szyslak misses with the head strike.
Szyslak misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Twinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szyslak's elbow. Szyslak throws a punch but it's blocked by Twinkle. Twinkle can't find room to land a body shot as Szyslak controls the action.
Szyslak misses with a body punch.
Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
Twinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szyslak's elbow. Twinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Twinkle Twinkle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Twinkle is working Szyslak over against the cage. Twinkle lands a right hand. Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Twinkle doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Szyslak blocks an uppercut.
Szyslak tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Twinkle blocking some punches.
Szyslak prevents a body shot from Twinkle. Twinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Szyslak scores with a shot to the side of Twinkle's head. Szyslak lands a left hand that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Twinkle wants to stall.
Twinkle struggles to land a body shot inside as Szyslak controls his hands.
Szyslak misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Twinkle tries a body shot but Szyslak blocks it.
Twinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Szyslak's elbow. Szyslak lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Twinkle backwards. Szyslak has a couple of punches blocked by Twinkle.
And that's the end of the fight! Moe Szyslak showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Szyslak, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:28 Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 28:28 Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Moe Szyslak! An out of breath Moe Szyslak thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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