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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hal Barrett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butt has chosen Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen as his entrance music. Enormous Butt told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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25
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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20
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hal Barrett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Enormous Butt!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Steve Montenegro and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt drives through and clinches with Barrett against the cage.
Barrett wants to break free but Butt has control.
Barrett controlling the action here for a moment.
Butt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Butt tries to break the clinch but Barrett is controlling the position.
Barrett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barrett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Barrett taking a breather.
Butt lands an uppercut.
It looks like Hal Barrett has been cut.
Barrett is breathing heavily.
Butt wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Barrett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Barrett is rocked!
Butt creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Barrett with a big uppercut! Barrett tries to clinch up but Butt pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Barrett to the mat! Barrett covers up and Butt unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Enormous Butt!
After winning the bout, Enormous Butt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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