PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hammer Radovan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pink Kirby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Radovan comes to the cage accompanied by Hammer Here Comes The Hammer Hammer Time. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Radovan
vs
Kirby

182 cm
26
195 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

166 cm
26
191 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hammer Radovan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pink Kirby!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kirby gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Radovan scores with a nice head shot.

Kirby drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Radovan is being controlled here.
Kirby trying to control the action but Radovan is working from the bottom.

Kirby is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Radovan knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kirby thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kirby is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Radovan looks calm but he's in trouble here. Kirby gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Radovan is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Kirby lets go of the hold and Radovan can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pink Kirby!
A relieved looking Pink Kirby thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.