PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tallak Hrolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Bullet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bullet has chosen No Juice as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hrolf
vs
Bullet

195 cm
37
305 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

178 cm
33
162 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tallak Hrolf !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake Bullet!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hrolf misses with a low kick as Bullet jumps back.
Bullet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hrolf in his tracks.
Bullet darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bullet jabs at Hrolf 's body.
Hrolf fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bullet manages to avoid it.

Hrolf shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Bullet napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Bullet tries to bench press Hrolf off him but Hrolf keeps the position.
Hrolf controlling the position from side mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hrolf misses with the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hrolf throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Bullet tries to buck Hrolf off but Hrolf is having none of it.
Hrolf wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bullet keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Hrolf seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Hrolf is trying to ground and pound but Bullet uses the momentary lack of control by Hrolf to regain half guard.
Hrolf trying to control the action but Bullet is working from the bottom.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Hrolf throwing shots but Bullet is blocking nicely.
Hrolf thows a huge punch but Bullet dodges it nicely.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
We've been told by Hrolf 's head coaches at Black Hand Vegas that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hrolf misses with an uppercut.
Bullet appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Bullet misses with a wild body shot.
Bullet looks to land a right hand but Hrolf moved out of range.
Bullet throws a jab when Hrolf was well out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hrolf shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bullet as he jumps to the side.
Hrolf thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bullet blocks a head kick by Hrolf .
A countering left hand to the body from Bullet misses.
Bullet avoids the body shot from Hrolf .
Bullet moves out of range of the body kick.
Bullet lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hrolf will feel that in the morning.
Hrolf shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bullet as he jumps to the side.
Bullet connects with a leg kick. Hrolf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hrolf throws a body shot but no joy.
Bullet is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hrolf misses with a two punch combination.
Bullet misses with a looping left.
Bullet works Hrolf 's body with a nice hook.
Bullet lands a nice shot that snaps Hrolf 's head back.
Hrolf takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hrolf throws a hook but Bullet avoids it easily.
Bullet feints a counter leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bullet.
Jake Bullet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bullet staying out of range there.
Bullet doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hrolf takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bullet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hrolf misses with a hook. Bullet ducked under it nicely.
A little jabbing left from Bullet on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hrolf on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hrolf throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

Hrolf is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bullet's half guard.
Bullet is looking for a sweep. Hrolf is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hrolf not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hrolf missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Hrolf with the ground and pound but Bullet uses the opportunity to regain guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bullet wants to sweep here but Hrolf controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bullet is on top in guard.
Bullet must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bullet pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hrolf is keeping the position for now.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bullet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A jab from Hrolf misses.
Bullet looks to throw the jab but Hrolf is out of range.
Bullet's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hrolf under the eye.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hrolf looks to score with a jab to the body but Bullet is just out of range.
A big right from Bullet misses.
A lazy left from Hrolf finds it's target.
Hrolf on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Bullet dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hrolf ducks right into an uppercut from Bullet.
Bullet stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bullet wants it to stay on the feet.
Hrolf avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hrolf takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hrolf shoots in but no luck this time.
Bullet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bullet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hrolf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hrolf checks a low kick from Bullet.
Hrolf shoots for a takedown but Bullet saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tallak Hrolf . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hrolf lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bullet has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bullet and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bullet connects with an inside leg kick.
Bullet throws a leg kick that misses.
Hrolf takes one to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bullet swings for the body but Hrolf moves out of range.
Hrolf swings for the body but Bullet moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Bullet.
Bullet's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bullet's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bullet throws the left hand but Hrolf avoids the punch easily.
Bullet misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hrolf moves out of range as Bullet throws a body kick.
Bullet pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Hrolf back to the cage. Bullet follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Jake Bullet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hrolf on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bullet. Bullet obviously looking to wear him down.
Hrolf misses with a double jab
and Bullet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bullet throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bullet misses with a straight left.
Hrolf blocks a jab.
Bullet throws a hook to the side of Hrolf 's head but Hrolf sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A slow jab from Hrolf misses its intended target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bullet.
Hrolf takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bullet moves out of range as Hrolf strikes.
Hrolf takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bullet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch lands to the side of Hrolf 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bullet throws the kick towards the body but Hrolf avoids it.
Hrolf bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hrolf throws a body shot but no joy.
Hrolf lands with a nice body punch.
Hrolf takes a swing at Bullet's ribcage but misses.
Bullet fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hrolf on the side of the head.
Hrolf looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hrolf scores with a nice body kick.
Hrolf fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hrolf lands with a right hand.
Bullet uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hrolf .
Bullet digs a good hook to Hrolf 's body.
Hrolf punishes Bullet's body with a nice straight punch.
Hrolf shoots in for a takedown but Bullet shows good takedown defense.
Hrolf throws a combination that misses
and Bullet counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bullet connects with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bullet lands with a shot to the body.
Hrolf takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hrolf throws a shot from downtown. Bullet moves away and avoids it.
Hrolf throws a body shot but no joy.
Bullet bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hrolf 's head backwards.
Hrolf dives in and grabs Bullet's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bullet pushes down on Hrolf 's head and hops out.
Hrolf on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hrolf walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hrolf .
Bullet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bullet throws out a loose jab but Hrolf uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hrolf slips a jab from Bullet.
Hrolf half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bullet scores with the left hand. Hrolf knows he should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bullet connects with a leg kick. Hrolf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bullet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hrolf misses with a low kick.
Despite the aggression on Bullet's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bullet throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bullet throws a shot from downtown. Hrolf moves away and avoids it.
Hrolf is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Bullet lands a lovely overhand right.
Bullet misses with a looping left.
Bullet scores with a shot to the body.
Bullet misses with a looping right.
Hrolf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bullet.

Hrolf closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bullet did well to prevent Hrolf getting side control.
Hrolf missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bullet manages to get to full guard.
Bullet is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Hrolf is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jake Bullet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Hrolf 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Hrolf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bullet.
Hrolf swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bullet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hrolf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bullet lands with a nice body kick.
Bullet scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hrolf . Bullet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bullet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hrolf 's sensitive parts.
Bullet pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hrolf is out of range and Bullet settles back down.
Bullet throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hrolf misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bullet explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hrolf is looking to wear down Bullet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bullet clobbers Hrolf with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bullet wants to land a leg kick but Hrolf is out of range.
Hrolf takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hrolf walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullet defending well as Hrolf loads up on a big left hand.
Bullet lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Bullet. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A jab lands there for Bullet.
Hrolf looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bullet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bullet lands with a nice body punch.
Hrolf moves away from the strike by Bullet.
Hrolf looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bullet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hrolf blocks the body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bullet.

Hrolf shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bullet controlling the position well.
Tallak Hrolf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bullet gets back to full guard.
Hrolf will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hrolf throwing strikes but missing.
Hrolf postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hrolf prevents Bullet from getting back to his feet.
Hrolf is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Hrolf trying to control but Bullet is working from the bottom.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Hrolf connects with the punch.

It looks like Jake Bullet has been cut.
Bullet avoids the head kick by Hrolf .
Bullet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bullet misses the shot to the body.
Hrolf appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bullet takes a swing at Hrolf 's ribcage but misses.
Hrolf appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hrolf misses with a hook.
Bullet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bullet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bullet stuns Hrolf with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Bullet there.
Hrolf takes a shot right to the bread basket.
No joy there for Bullet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hrolf feinted with a counter takedown.
Hrolf throws a low kick but Bullet moves out of range easily.
Hrolf misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hrolf misses with a lunging right hand
and Bullet counters with an outside leg kick.
Bullet lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bullet lands a jab to the nose.
Hrolf connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bullet misses with a hook.
Bullet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bullet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bullet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jake Bullet is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Bullet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bullet lands with a nice body kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Bullet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bullet winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jake Bullet!
A victorious Jake Bullet thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.