|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Bob Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darth Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Imperial March kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
 |
|
 |
| 170 cm
29
142 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
|
165 cm
29
134 lbs
21 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
|
Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobby Bob Bob!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Vader !
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob Bob with a jab.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Vader has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Vader closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bob Bob circles away.
Vader dives in for a single leg takedown but Bob Bob sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A counter left hand to the body from Bob Bob misses its target.
Vader bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bob Bob takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bob Bob tries to counter by clinching up but Vader breaks away and moves out of range.
Vader misses with a body kick.
Bob Bob is looking to counter punch.
Vader lands a front kick.
Bob Bob gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Vader .
Vader throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bob Bob throws out a leg kick but Vader moves out of range and Bob Bob only half commits.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob Bob throws a shot from downtown. Vader moves away and avoids it.
Bob Bob jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice body punch from Vader .
Vader lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob Bob gets caught napping as Vader dives in and scores a takedown. Bob Bob manages to retain guard.
Bob Bob is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Vader dives into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Vader landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Vader trying to control the position but Bob Bob is working away.
Vader working the ground and pound.
Vader lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Vader cracks Bob Bob with a big elbow.
The ground and pound from Vader seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Vader tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Bob Bob is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Vader has just dragged him back down to the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader is looking to take a break and control but Bob Bob is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Vader landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Vader connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Bob Bob some visible discomfort.
Bob Bob managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Vader .
Bob Bob dodges the ground and pound from Vader .
Vader cracks Bob Bob with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Vader lands an elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader lands a nice forearm strike.
Vader lands some shots froms side control.
Bob Bob takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Bob Bob is rocked!
Vader scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Bob Bob is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Vader can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Vader ! Darth Vader retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking Darth Vader thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
33% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
