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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lambo Aventador (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akseli Suokuokka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suokuokka has chosen The Bags - Cavemen Rejoice as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Akseli Suokuokka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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275 lbs
14 - 8 - 2 |
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255 lbs
20 - 22 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Lambo Aventador!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 22 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Akseli Suokuokka!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aventador tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Suokuokka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aventador.
Suokuokka throws a series of strikes that have Aventador backpedaling.
Suokuokka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Aventador at a distance.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Suokuokka has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Suokuokka tries to close the distance and clinch but Aventador swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A jab from Aventador does it's job there.
Suokuokka clinches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Aventador fails to land.
Aventador fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Suokuokka taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Suokuokka lands a left hand.
Suokuokka tries to break the clinch but Aventador is controlling the position.
A hook to the body from Aventador.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot in the inside from Aventador.
Aventador stalls.
Aventador misses with a punch on the inside.
Aventador lands with a light punch inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aventador throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Suokuokkas head.
Suokuokka lands an elbow just above Aventador 's eye.
Aventador throws a punch but it's blocked by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka is trying to pull guard but Aventador turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Aventador lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Aventador dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Aventador scores with a nice short uppercut.
Aventador prevents Suokuokka from breaking the clinch.
Suokuokka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Suokuokka tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Aventador avoids it.
Suokuokka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Suokuokka lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Aventador misses with a short punch on the inside.
Suokuokka working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Aventador.
Aventador swings wildly with an uppercut but Suokuokka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Aventador scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Suokuokka gets through Aventador's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Aventador dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Aventador as Suokuokka tries to tie him up.
Suokuokka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Aventador swings wildly with an uppercut but Suokuokka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suokuokka misses with some punches.
Aventador being controlled against the cage.
Aventador misses with some punches.
Suokuokka is trying to stall.
Aventador takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Aventador fails to land.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Aventador lands a nice uppercut.
Aventador's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka takes a shot to the head.
Suokuokka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Aventador moves into range and clinches up with Suokuokka.
Aventador misses with a punch on the inside.
Suokuokka is looking to control Aventador's arms but Aventador gets an underhook and turns him. Now Suokuokka has his back to the cage.
Aventador tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suokuokka misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Aventador lands a shoulder strike.
Suokuokka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Aventador.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Suokuokka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Suokuokka is looking to control Aventador's arms but Aventador gets an underhook and turns him. Now Suokuokka has his back to the cage.
Aventador lands a nice shot to the body.
Aventador working aggressively here.
Aventador prevents a body shot from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka blocks an uppercut.
Aventador lands a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aventador lands a hook that snaps the head of Suokuokka backwards.
Suokuokka swings wildly with an uppercut but Aventador uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Aventador is keeping busy.
Suokuokka leaning his opponent against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aventador displaying some good clinch control by pressing Suokuokka up against the cage.
Suokuokka can't find room to land a body shot as Aventador controls the action.
Aventador throws a head punch that misses.
Aventador has a couple of punches blocked by Suokuokka.
Aventador has a couple of punches blocked by Suokuokka.
Aventador fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Aventador swings wildly with an uppercut but Suokuokka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Aventador blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lambo Aventador dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Aventador circles away from the clinch attempt
and Aventador counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Suokuokka jabs Aventador right on the nose. Aventador blinks but takes it well.
Aventador wants to clinch up but Suokuokka keeps it at a distance.
Aventador lands a slapping body shot.
Suokuokka clinches.
Suokuokka misses with some punches.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Aventador tries a body shot but Suokuokka blocks it.
Aventador blocks a body shot from Suokuokka.
Aventador avoiding damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aventador looking to stall.
Suokuokka wants to get back to striking at distance but Aventador won't allow it.
Suokuokka blocking some punches.
Lambo Aventador has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Aventador lands an uppercut.
Aventador lands an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokuokka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horrible takedown attempt by Suokuokka or perhaps it was just good defense by Aventador, which made it look bad.
Aventador tries to clinch up
and Suokuokka counters with a leg kick.
Akseli Suokuokka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Aventador lands with a shot to the body.
Suokuokka moves in looking to clinch but Aventador pushes him off.
Aventador throws a right hand that Suokuokka ducks under and follows up with a left that Suokuokka also avoids with ease.
Aventador gets a clinch.
Aventador lands a right hand.
A short uppercut from Suokuokka.
Aventador's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Aventador misses with the head strike.
Still in the clinch, Aventador scores with a nice short uppercut.
Suokuokka is trying to stall.
Suokuokka working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Suokuokka is pushing Aventador up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Come on Aventador - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Aventador lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Suokuokka is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Aventador is keeping busy.
Aventador misses with a punch on the inside.
Suokuokka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Suokuokka throws a punch but it's blocked by Aventador.
Aventador throws a head punch that misses.
Aventador lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Aventador is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Suokuokka can do to turn this around?
Aventador leaning his opponent against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Aventador for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
A short right from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka wants to break free but Aventador has control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Aventador prevents a body shot from Suokuokka.
Stalling in the clinch from Suokuokka.
Aventador tries to work over Suokuokka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Aventador softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Suokuokka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Aventador leaning against his opponent.
Aventador working aggressively here.
Aventador working aggressively here.
Aventador misses with a hook from the clinch.
Suokuokka lands a shot to the body.
Aventador swings wildly with an uppercut but Suokuokka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suokuokka throws a head punch that misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Aventador takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Suokuokka wants to get back to striking at distance but Aventador won't allow it.
A short right from Aventador.
Aventador lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aventador doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Aventador working aggressively here.
Aventador tries to work over Suokuokka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Suokuokka lands a left hand.
Suokuokka breaks from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aventador gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Aventador lands a left hand.
Suokuokka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Aventador misses with some punches.
Aventador working aggressively here.
Suokuokka misses with a punch to the body.
Suokuokka lands a right hand.
Aventador misses with some punches.
Aventador lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Suokuokka throws a head punch that misses.
Aventador lands with a short shot to the head.
Aventador misses with the head strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lambo Aventador dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Suokuokka clinches up against the cage.
Suokuokka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Aventador holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Aventador throws a punch but it's blocked by Suokuokka.
Suokuokka misses with the head strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Suokuokka.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Aventador fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Aventador lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suokuokka.
Suokuokka creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Suokuokka wants a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suokuokka blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Suokuokka.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Suokuokka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Aventador wants to stall.
Suokuokka is trying to pull guard but Aventador turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suokuokka is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Suokuokka blocks a body shot from Aventador.
Suokuokka is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Aventador is keeping busy.
Suokuokka misses with some punches.
Aventador managing to block the knees to the body from Suokuokka.
Aventador lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Suokuokka blocking some punches.
Suokuokka jumps guard but Aventador stands there with Suokuokka around his waist. Suokuokka gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lambo Aventador has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Akseli Suokuokka.
Aventador lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Suokuokka backwards.
Suokuokka misses with a punch to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Suokuokka digs a right hand underneath Aventador's ribcage. Aventador let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Aventador stalling in the clinch but Suokuokka improves position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Suokuokka.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suokuokka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Suokuokka can't break the clinch.
Suokuokka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Suokuokka moves into the clinch.
Suokuokka drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Aventador gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Aventador looking to stall.
A short uppercut from Aventador.
A short right from Aventador on the inside.
Suokuokka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suokuokka manages to break the clinch.
Aventador instigates a clinch.
Nice elbow from Suokuokka.
Suokuokka working aggressively here.
Aventador swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Suokuokka is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Aventador is keeping busy.
Akseli Suokuokka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aventador cracks Suokuokka with a nice body shot.
Suokuokka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Aventador avoids the elbow strike from Suokuokka, against the cage.
Suokuokka being controlled against the cage.
Suokuokka tries to pull guard but Aventador holds him up against the cage and eventually Suokuokka drops back down to his feet.
Suokuokka tries to stall but Aventador uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Aventador scores with a hook to the body.
Aventador softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Aventador on the inside.
Aventador lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Suokuokka backwards.
Aventador drops Suokuokka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Suokuokka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Suokuokka is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Aventador creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Suokuokka is still on wobbly legs! Can Aventador finish him?
Aventador effectively controlling the action here.
Aventador drops Suokuokka onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Suokuokka is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Aventador is muscling Suokuokka up against the cage and as Suokuokka bounces back off, Aventador cracks him with a huge right hand! Suokuokka crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lambo Aventador!
Our winner, Lambo Aventador, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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