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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diaz Bros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes to the cage accompanied by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Bros has chosen Broken Wings as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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269 lbs
36 - 18 - 1 |
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291 lbs
26 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 18 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Diaz Bros !
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Steve Montenegro and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bros .
Bros connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cockenschtuff swings for the body but Bros moves out of range.
Diaz Bros seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bros scoring well with a low kick there.
Bros works Cockenschtuff's body with a nice hook.
Bros scores with a nice head shot.
Bros scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bros lands a leg kick that knocks Cockenschtuff off balance momentarily.
Bros moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bros has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Cockenschtuff misses the target.
Bros wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cockenschtuff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cockenschtuff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bros .
Cockenschtuff scores with a decent looking hook.
It looks like Diaz Bros has been cut.
Bros uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cockenschtuff misses with a looping left.
Bros is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bros throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bros digs a good body shot into Cockenschtuff's ribs.
Bros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cockenschtuff keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Cockenschtuff misses the target.
An inside leg kick from Bros misses.
Cockenschtuff checks a low kick from Bros .
Cockenschtuff was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A punch lands to the side of Cockenschtuff 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bros avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bros keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bros throws a series of punches but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Bros slips a straight right by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook but Bros blocks it.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the side of Bros 's head but Bros sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bros tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cockenschtuff paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cockenschtuff misses with a lunging right hand
and Bros counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bros pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cockenschtuff checks a leg kick.
Bros on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bros throws a looping overhand right but Cockenschtuff ducks down to avoid it.
Bros scores with a nice right hand.
Cockenschtuff thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bros looks to land a right hand but Cockenschtuff moved out of range.
Cockenschtuff throws a leg kick
and Bros counters with a nice uppercut.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook. Bros ducked under it nicely.
Bros has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cockenschtuff with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bros to score with a decent uppercut.
Cockenschtuff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bros tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cockenschtuff throws out a loose jab but Bros uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bros finds it's way round the side to connect with Cockenschtuff's head.
Good leg kick by Bros there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bros .
Cockenschtuff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff throws a leg kick
enabling Bros to counter with a crisp jab.
Cockenschtuff walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bros is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cockenschtuff had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Cockenschtuff throws the left hand but Bros avoids the punch easily.
Bros keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cockenschtuff lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bros circles away quickly and effectively.
Cockenschtuff misses with a low kick as Bros jumps back.
Bros throws a hook but Cockenschtuff blocks it.
Cockenschtuff appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bros avoids the head kick by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff looks to land a left hand but Bros moved out of range nicely.
Cockenschtuff slips a straight right by Bros .
Cockenschtuff's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bros connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cockenschtuff scrambles back to his feet.
Cockenschtuff is looking to chop away at Bros 's legs.
Cockenschtuff misses with a wild combination.
Bros throws a push kick but Cockenschtuff slaps the foot to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The fighters circling - Cockenschtuff throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bros jabs Cockenschtuff right on the nose. Cockenschtuff blinks but takes it well.
Bros connects with the punch.
Bros cracks Cockenschtuff with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bros tries to clinch up.
Bros lands with a nice body kick.
Cockenschtuff takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bros throws a head kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff is looking to counter punch.
Bros closes the distance and pushes Cockenschtuff back into the cage.
Still in the clinch, Cockenschtuff scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bros landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bros throws a punch but it's blocked by Cockenschtuff.
Bros misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff struggles to land a body shot inside as Bros controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diaz Bros dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Diaz Bros 's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cockenschtuff dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bros tries a head kick but it misses.
Cockenschtuff on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bros throws an off balance right hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bros moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cockenschtuff connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bros momentarily.
Bros just misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bros drops Cockenschtuff with a beautiful combination! Cockenschtuff stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bros is looking for the KO!
Cockenschtuff is rocked!
It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff looks to land a left hand but Bros moved out of range nicely.
Cockenschtuff walks into a left hand.
Oh Cockenschtuff is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Bros 's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Bros lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Cockenschtuff crumples to the floor! Bros milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Diaz Bros !
A very excited looking Diaz Bros rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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