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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Jingles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rusty Diamond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jingles comes to the cage accompanied by Ride the Lightening-Metallica. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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175 lbs
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185 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mr Jingles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rusty Diamond!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jingles throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Diamond counters by clinching up.
Diamond tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jingles smiles and moves away.
Diamond's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Diamond duly obliges.
Jingles is looking to clinch.
Jingles tries a head kick but it misses.
Jingles throws a solid leg kick but Diamond takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jingles.
Diamond throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diamond throws a head kick but Jingles moves out of range.
Diamond showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jingles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diamond fails with the takedown.
Diamond clobbers Jingles with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mr Jingles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diamond rushes Jingles and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diamond keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jingles's efforts to push away.
Jingles has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jingles wants to break free but Diamond has control.
Diamond is looking to take this one to the mat.
Mr Jingles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rusty Diamond.
Diamond keeps control of Jingles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Diamond wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jingles tries to circle away but Diamond has him pinned against the cage.
Diamond prevents Jingles from breaking the clinch.
Diamond has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jingles avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Diamond wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jingles tries to circle away but Diamond has him pinned against the cage.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
Diamond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jingles has him pressed against the cage.
Jingles has had enough of the clinch but Diamond keeps him there for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Diamond can't break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Diamond - that landed with a thud.
Diamond is trying to pull guard but Jingles has him pressed against the cage.
Jingles looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Diamond lands a body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Jingles's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jingles has Diamond pressed against the cage, preventing Diamond from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jingles wants to break free but Diamond has control.
Jingles misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Diamond is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jingles gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Diamond looks winded!
Diamond content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jingles is looking to break free of the clinch but Diamond has double underhooks.
Diamond tries to circle away but Jingles has him pinned against the cage.
Jingles breaks the clinch.
Jingles has his takedown stuffed
and Diamond holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diamond is trying to break free.
Jingles can't break the clinch.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling him.
Diamond avoiding damage.
Jingles has had enough of the clinch but Diamond keeps him there for the moment.
Jingles gets through Diamond's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jingles wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jingles wants to break the clinch but can't.
Diamond is stalling here.
Jingles misses with the head strike.
Jingles manages to break the clinch.
Jingles fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diamond has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jingles is looking to clinch but Diamond is avoiding it.
Diamond wants to counter the offense by Jingles and move into the clinch position.
Jingles misses with a body shot.
Jingles fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jingles fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jingles. That's going to slow Diamond down.
Jingles cracks the inside of Diamond's front leg.
Jingles throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diamond takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Diamond circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jingles closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diamond misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jingles throws a head kick but Diamond moves out of range.
Diamond throws a sloppy head kick
and Jingles counters with a thumping low kick.
Jingles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jingles is defended easily by Diamond.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mr Jingles will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jingles.
Jingles misses with a two punch combination.
Jingles moves out of range of the body kick.
Diamond misses with an attempted mid kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Jingles scores with a four punch combination!
Jingles throws a head kick but Diamond moves out of range.
Diamond fails with the takedown.
Jingles is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diamond can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horrible takedown attempt by Jingles or perhaps it was just good defense by Diamond, which made it look bad.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jingles. Diamond does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diamond avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
No luck for Diamond with that takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingles is looking to clinch.
Diamond tries to counter with a clinch but Jingles shakes him off and moves away.
Diamond is breathing heavily.
Diamond moves into range and clinches up with Jingles.
Jingles avoids the elbow strike from Diamond, against the cage.
Diamond working hard to break the clinch.
Jingles doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jingles misses with the head strike.
Diamond is trying to break free.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
Diamond keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jingles's efforts to push away.
Jingles trying to land knees to the body.
Jingles misses with a knee to the head.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jingles prevents a takedown attempt there.
Mr Jingles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rusty Diamond.
Diamond drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jingles pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jingles tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Diamond manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Jingles is trying to push Diamond away but Diamond has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jingles wants to get back to striking at distance but Diamond won't allow it.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Jingles's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Diamond wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Jingles's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jingles tries to break free but Diamond pushes him back against the cage.
Diamond can't break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jingles prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jingles tries to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling the position.
Jingles working hard to break the clinch.
Jingles tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Diamond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jingles has him pressed against the cage.
Jingles is trying to break free.
Jingles tries to circle away but Diamond has him pinned against the cage.
Jingles tries to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling the position.
Jingles misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jingles is trying to break free.
Jingles is trying to force a seperation but Diamond has the dominant position.
Jingles tries to land a knee to the head but Diamond blocks with his arms.
Jingles is looking to break free of the clinch but Diamond has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jingles wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jingles wants to break free but Diamond has control.
Jingles tries a body shot but Diamond blocks it.
Jingles misses with the head strike.
Diamond keeps control of Jingles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Diamond breaks the clinch.
Jingles tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jingles tries to clinch there but Diamond circles away.
Jingles misses with a few strikes there.
Jingles tries to clinch up.
Diamond is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Jingles is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jingles misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Diamond.
Diamond fails with the takedown
and Jingles counters with a head kick. That will keep Diamond thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Jingles dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Jingles wants to clinch.
Diamond darts in looking for a takedown but Jingles gets double underhooks and turns Diamond into the cage.
Jingles with a lazy takedown attempt
and Diamond counters by clinching up.
Diamond keeps control of Jingles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Diamond has Jingles pressed against the cage, preventing Jingles from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Diamond effectively controlling the action here.
Diamond jumps guard but Jingles turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling him.
Diamond takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jingles can't break the clinch.
Mr Jingles has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Diamond is trying to force a seperation but Jingles has the dominant position.
Diamond fails to pull guard.
Mr Jingles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rusty Diamond.
Diamond tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diamond goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jingles prevents it.
Jingles tries to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling the position.
Jingles is trying to force a seperation but Diamond has the dominant position.
Jingles is trying to break free.
Diamond wants to get back to striking at distance but Jingles won't allow it.
Jingles tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jingles can't break the clinch.
Jingles blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jingles is trying to force a seperation but Diamond has the dominant position.
Jingles tries to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling the position.
Jingles tries to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling the position.
Diamond tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jingles just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jingles can't break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jingles wants to break free but Diamond has control.
Jingles misses with a punch to the body.
Jingles wants to get back to striking at distance but Diamond won't allow it.
Jingles tries a body shot but Diamond blocks it.
Diamond fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Jingles wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
Jingles has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond has him pressed against the cage.
Jingles is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Diamond is controlling him.
Jingles lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jingles working aggressively here.
Diamond keeps control of Jingles as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jingles wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Diamond blocks the elbow strike.
Diamond takes an elbow to the temple.
Jingles wants to break free but Diamond has control.
Diamond wants to get back to striking at distance but Jingles won't allow it.
Jingles wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jingles is trying to push Diamond away but Diamond has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jingles tries to circle away but Diamond has him pinned against the cage.
Jingles is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Diamond is defending well for now.
Jingles wants to break the clinch but can't.
Diamond blocks an elbow strike from Jingles.
Jingles working hard to break the clinch.
Jingles wants to get back to striking at distance but Diamond won't allow it.
Diamond pulls guard.
Mr Jingles is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jingles stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Jingles buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jingles tries to clinch up but Diamond circles away and keeps his distance.
Jingles throws a series of strikes that have Diamond backpedaling.
Mr Jingles is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diamond takes a kick to the side of the head.
Horrible takedown attempt by Jingles or perhaps it was just good defense by Diamond, which made it look bad.
Jingles tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jingles displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diamond tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jingles manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jingles fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Diamond only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jingles lands a head kick. Diamond smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Rusty Diamond has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jingles is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mr Jingles showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jingles, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mr Jingles!
Mr Jingles decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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