PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Editiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ambrose Chisholm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Editiny Dick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dick
vs
Chisholm

167 cm
23
132 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

179 cm
25
154 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ambrose Chisholm!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chisholm swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Dick counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chisholm has his hands on Dick's head, controlling the position.
Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Chisholm looking to control.
Chisholm is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Chisholm wants to stand up but Dick is controlling him.
Dick stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Chisholm swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick being controlled here momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Chisholm trying to control the position here.
Chisholm wants to stand but Dick is controlling the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chisholm.
Dick appears to be looking for a big counter.
Dick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chisholm throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Chisholm.
Chisholm attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dick swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID250K) in the buildup to the fight.
Chisholm throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chisholm tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Chisholm scores with a hook to the body. Dick takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dick thuds his right hand into Chisholm's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dick takes a swing at Chisholm's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chisholm tries to land a front kick but Dick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Chisholm just misses with a punch to the body.
Chisholm fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dick scores with a decent looking hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chisholm scores with a jab.
Chisholm scores with a nice strike.
Chisholm wants to clinch.
Dick appears to be looking for a big counter.
Chisholm misses with a two punch combination.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Dick. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dick.
Dick bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chisholm's head.
Chisholm lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dick lands a nice shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick fails with the takedown
and Chisholm counters with a slapping leg kick.
Chisholm throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dick connects with a crisp jab.
Chisholm bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dick's head.
Chisholm throws a nice outside leg kick.
Chisholm lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chisholm.
Dick seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dick shoots in looking for a takedown. Chisholm tries to sprawl out of it but Dick keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Chisholm manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Chisholm swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Chisholm looks to land a combination but Dick avoids it well.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Dick connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Dick misses its intended target.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chisholm struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Chisholm misses with a body punch.
Chisholm misses with a punch to the body.
Chisholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Chisholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Dick's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ambrose Chisholm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chisholm misses with a hook.
Dick is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chisholm fails to land with a series of punches.
Chisholm misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
No joy there for Chisholm, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ambrose Chisholm dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Chisholm ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick blocks the leg kick.
A combination from Chisholm does no damage.
Ambrose Chisholm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chisholm takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Chisholm misses with a lunging right hand
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Dick changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Chisholm looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Chisholm bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chisholm misses with a straight left.
Dick moves out of range of the strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as Dick checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Chisholm lunges at Dick with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dick's hand.
Chisholm throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dick walks into a straight right hand from Chisholm.
An inside leg kick from Chisholm misses.
Chisholm has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Chisholm gets a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick is trying to drag Chisholm to the mat but Chisholm just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Chisholm goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chisholm tries to stall but Dick uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dick wants a takedown but no success here.
Dick prevents a body shot from Chisholm.
Chisholm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chisholm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick tries for a takedown but Chisholm manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chisholm.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Chisholm shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dick wants a takedown.
Chisholm tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Chisholm back against the cage.
Chisholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Dick blocks a body shot from Chisholm.
Dick blocks a body shot from Chisholm.
Chisholm is pressed up against the cage. Dick has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Chisholm down to the mat. Chisholm avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Chisholm throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chisholm.
Dick dives in for a single leg takedown but Chisholm sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Chisholm takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chisholm.
Chisholm tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Chisholm has closed the distance and engaged Dick in a clinch.
Chisholm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A right hand to the body from Chisholm.
Chisholm gets underhooks to prevent Dick's takedown attempt.
Chisholm tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Chisholm back against the cage.
Chisholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Dick letting Chisholm take a breather here.
Chisholm struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.
Dick is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is looking to take this one to the mat.
Chisholm tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chisholm scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dick is working for takedown but Chisholm is calmly controlling the position for now.
Chisholm tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Chisholm can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Chisholm tries to work over Dick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chisholm digs a right hand underneath Dick's ribcage. Dick let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chisholm works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chisholm has Dick pressed against the cage.
Chisholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Chisholm goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chisholm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chisholm misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dick is looking to take this one to the mat.
Chisholm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Dick breaks from the clinch.

Chisholm closes the distance and pushes Dick back into the cage.
Chisholm trying to stall but Dick improves his position.
Chisholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chisholm struggles to land a body shot inside as Dick controls his hands.

Dick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Chisholm clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

Chisholm manages to stand up with Dick still on his back. Eventually Dick drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chisholm clobbers Dick with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chisholm throws a looping overhand right but Dick ducks down to avoid it.
Chisholm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ambrose Chisholm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ambrose Chisholm is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chisholm smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Chisholm falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
An inside leg kick lands from Chisholm.
Ambrose Chisholm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick misses with a hook. Chisholm ducked under it nicely.
Chisholm throws a front kick that sends Dick stumbling back into the cage.
Chisholm throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
Chisholm tries to clinch up.
Chisholm scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chisholm throws a body punch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Chisholm.
Chisholm throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chisholm darts in and clinches Dick up against the cage.
Dick blocks a body shot from Chisholm.
Dick prevents a body shot from Chisholm.
Chisholm tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Chisholm back against the cage.

Dick is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Chisholm can't fight it off and eventually Dick manages to take the fight to the floor. Chisholm looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Chisholm pushes Dick off and gets back to his feet.
Dick is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dick dips to his left and cracks Chisholm with an uppercut!
Chisholm throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dick pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chisholm is looking to clinch but Dick is avoiding it.
Chisholm fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chisholm misses with a two punch combination.
Dick misses with a hook
and Chisholm counters with a straight right hand.
Dick avoids the body shot from Chisholm.
Dick scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dick misses with a wild combination.
Chisholm tries to clinch there but Dick circles away.
Dick seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dick lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Chisholm fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dick.
Chisholm tries to clinch but Dick is having none of it.
Chisholm has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chisholm.

Chisholm darts in and clinches Dick up against the cage.
Chisholm stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chisholm prevents it.
Chisholm is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Chisholm misses with a body punch.
Dick has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Chisholm avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Chisholm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Chisholm tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dick's elbow.
Chisholm tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Chisholm back against the cage.
Dick is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Chisholm gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Editiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chisholm goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Editiny Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chisholm misses with a body punch.
Dick has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Chisholm is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Chisholm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chisholm misses with a body punch.
Chisholm tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.

Dick gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chisholm controlling the position for now.
Chisholm is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chisholm is positioning himself well to prevent Dick advancing to mount.
Dick is pressing down on Chisholm's thigh, looking to free his foot. Chisholm is holding on for now.

Dick is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Chisholm has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Dick not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Dick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Chisholm wants to get back to full guard.
Chisholm is looking to get back to is feet but Dick passes into side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ambrose Chisholm comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chisholm has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ambrose Chisholm!
Editiny Dick spoke after the fight, saying 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, has a surprise for me on bed'.