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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Stick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darth Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Imperial March kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!
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145 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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134 lbs
22 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Stick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Darth Vader !
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Phil Schofield and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vader lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Vader instigates a clinch.
Stick tries for a takedown. No joy.
Vader lands with a short shot to the head.
Vader presses Stick against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Vader lands with a left to the head.
Vader lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stick backwards.
Stick is rocked!
Vader stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A hook to the body from Vader .
Stick wants to take the fight to the mat but Vader manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Good body shot from Vader .
Stick is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Stick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stick takes a shot to the head.
Stick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stick changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Vader fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Stick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Vader .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader lands a jab to the head.
Vader scores with a sloppy right hand. Stick should have avoided that one.
Oh Stick is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stick closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Vader did well to prevent Stick getting side control.
Vader is trying to get back to full guard.
Vader is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stick's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stick's back!
Stick seems to have got his legs back now.
Stick is really stuck here.
Vader biding his time, controlling Stick.
Vader has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Stick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
I would not like to be Stick right now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vader thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Vader trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Stick doesn't escape.
Stick looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
I really don't envy Stick right now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good control from Vader .
Vader is working the ground and pound. Can Stick escape?
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Stick wants to escape the position.
Vader connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Stick to escape the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good control from Vader .
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Vader is throwing strikes but Stick counters by rolling into a better position. After a scramble, Stick regains half guard.
Vader not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Vader dominated that round.
That's time! Stick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Vader connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stick. Stick circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Stick wants to land a leg kick but Vader is out of range.
Stick tries for a takedown but Vader circles away easily
and Vader counters with a good low kick that Stick was not able to check.
Jack Stick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vader misses with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Vader .
Stick throws a hook to the side of Vader 's head but Vader sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vader replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Stick blocks it well.
Vader lands a jab.
Vader misses with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Vader .
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stick is defended easily by Vader .
Vader tries a quick counter leg kick but Stick is wise to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stick throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Vader is trying to counter with his kicks.
Vader stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Vader wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Stick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A jab from Vader does it's job there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stick fails with a takedown attempt.
Vader slaps away a takedown attempt from Stick, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Stick throws a front kick aimed at Vader 's knee but Vader avoids it well.
Vader lands a nice looking kick to the body. Stick takes a step back to recover.
Vader moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Darth Vader seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vader fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stick.
Vader buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Vader jabs at Stick's body.
Vader with a nice cross.
Vader dips to his left and cracks Stick with an uppercut!
Stick attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Vader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader lands with a nice body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good leg kick by Vader there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stick has his takedown stuffed
and Vader counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Vader lands with a left to the head.
Vader lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stick backwards.
Vader lands a hook to the side of the head.
Vader lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Stick to his knees! Vader keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Vader ! Darth Vader retains his bantamweight title!
A victorious Darth Vader thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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