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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between John Nylons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nylons comes to the cage accompanied by shane mcmahon theme song. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, John Nylons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite tries to clinch but Nylons is having none of it.
A right-left combo lands from Dynamite.
Nylons rushes Dynamite and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Nylons is trying to drag Dynamite to the mat but Dynamite just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Nylons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nylons blocks the body kick.
Dynamite tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Nylons counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Nylons advances position into side control!
Dynamite is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Nylons working the ground and pound but Dynamite is defending the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to improve position but can't.
Nylons throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Nylons in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Nylons has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Nylons wants to control but Dynamite is keeping him busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Nylons stands up and we're back to a striking position.
A bone on bone clash there as Dynamite blocks the leg kick.
Nylons throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite blocks a head kick by Nylons.
Dynamite scores with a nice strike.
Dynamite throws a combination that misses
and Nylons counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nylons looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dynamite is fending him off so far but Nylons persists. Nope, Dynamite circles away and we're back to standing.
Dynamite falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nylons counters with a takedown into side control.
Nylons tries to move into full mount but can't pass Dynamite's legs.
Dynamite really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nylons. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Dynamite's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Dynamite is looking to regain half guard here but Nylons keeps moving and retains side control.
Dynamite pushes Nylons away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Nylons gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Dynamite tries to buck Nylons off but Nylons is having none of it.
Nylons is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Dynamite looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nylons trying to control the action but Dynamite is working from the bottom.
Dynamite is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Nylons asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dynamite scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Nylons dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nylons swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dynamite counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nylons shoots in but Dynamite avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dynamite misses with a body shot.
Jab, jab by Dynamite - just one landing.
Dynamite rushes Nylons and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dynamite breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nylons closes the distance and clinches.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Nylons takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nylons goes for a takedown attempt but Dynamite pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite.
Nylons fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Nylons. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dynamite.
Dynamite ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nylons clinches up against the cage.
Dynamite is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dynamite tries to break the clinch but Nylons is controlling the position.
Nylons pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nylons lands a really nice looking cross but Dynamite seems unphased.
Nylons clinches but Dynamite breaks the clinch
and Dynamite counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nylons moves into range and clinches up with Dynamite.
Nylons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dynamite looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nylons tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dynamite swivels and escapes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite swinging wilding here.
John Nylons is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dynamite scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nylons looks to clinch
and Dynamite counters with a head kick.
Nylons instigates a clinch.
The is referee keeping an eye on Nylons - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Nylons has Dynamite pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dynamite manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dynamite is trying to break free.
Nylons fails to pull guard.
Dynamite wants to get back to striking at distance but Nylons won't allow it.
Nylons turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nylons wants to control but Dynamite is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nylons scores with a couple of short elbows.
Dynamite is looking for a sweep.
Dynamite pushes Nylons away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Nylons gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nylons has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Nylons shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nylons blocks a head kick by Dynamite.
Nylons will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dynamite lands a with a good body shot.
Nylons has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nylons has picked Dynamite up - he's going for a ride! Nylons dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Nylons looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Nylons tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dynamite knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Nylons not doing much here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Nylons dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Nylons closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dynamite circles away.
Dynamite tries a head kick but it misses.
Nylons fails with a takedown attempt.
Dynamite rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nylons moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dynamite doesn't manage to clinch there - Nylons circles away.
Nylons takes the fight into the clinch.
Dynamite wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nylons tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nylons lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nylons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nylons takes one to the chin there.
Nylons closes the distance and clinches up with Dynamite, looking for a takedown. Nylons pushes Dynamite against the cage but Dynamite circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Nylons. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head kick by Dynamite misses
and Nylons counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Nylons jumps guard but Dynamite stands there with Nylons around his waist. Nylons gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Nylons misses with the head strike.
Nylons effectively controlling the action here.
Dynamite breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A lazy left from Dynamite finds it's target.
Dynamite throws a sloppy head kick and Nylons moves out of range easily.
Dynamite tries to clinch
and Nylons counters with a shoot takedown. Dynamite fights it but they end up in guard.
Nylons looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nylons sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dynamite's guard.
Dynamite is looking to escape.
John Nylons overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nylons controlling the action here.
Nylons looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dynamite with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite is not content to let Nylons control the position.
Nylons seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nylons gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
And that's the end of the fight!
John Nylons showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nylons, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Nylons!
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