PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long Sliver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Penis Turpos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis Turpos has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sliver
vs
Turpos

196 cm
22
278 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
22
250 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Long Sliver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Penis Turpos!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sliver gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sliver will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Turpos drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Sliver dives on top into guard.
Turpos trying to control the position here.
Sliver postures up.
Sliver stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Turpos swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Turpos working a defensive guard here.

Turpos has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Sliver is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Turpos.
Turpos is trying to buck Sliver off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sliver scoring with punches from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sliver cracks Turpos with a big elbow.
Turpos tries to bench press Sliver off him but Sliver keeps the position.
Sliver controlling from side mount.
Sliver is looking to take a break and control but Turpos is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sliver wants to stand but Turpos is controlling his arm.
Turpos is trying to get back to his feet.
Turpos is looking to regain half guard here but Sliver keeps moving and retains side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sliver trying to control the action but Turpos is working from the bottom.
Sliver is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Turpos is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Sliver with a poor takedown

and Turpos holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Turpos is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sliver gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Turpos looks gassed!
Sliver tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Turpos's elbow.

Turpos breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Turpos with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sliver counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sliver lands a nice shot that snaps Turpos's head back.

It looks like Penis Turpos has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sliver tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Turpos counters with a nice double leg into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sliver looking for a triangle here. Turpos is fighting it but it looks tight! Sliver pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Turpos is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Long Sliver!