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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Leland Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Imzda Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palmer comes to the cage accompanied by Annihilator - Fun Palace. Leland Palmer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Imzda Noob's chin.
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200 lbs
30 - 11 - 0 |
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180 cm
33
190 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Leland Palmer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imzda Noob!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palmer cracks Noob with a good jab.
Palmer throws a series of punches but Noob avoids them all with ease.
Noob steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Palmer.
Palmer throws a hook but Noob avoids it easily.
Palmer connects with a jab.
Palmer misses with a looping right.
Noob throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Palmer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.
Palmer misses with a body shot
and Noob counters with a good low kick that Palmer was not able to check.
Noob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Palmer.
Nice shot lands for Palmer.
Noob lands a jab.
Noob with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Palmer to score with a decent uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Palmer fails to land with a series of punches.
Palmer needs to keep his hands up - Noob had a free shot at his head there.
Noob throws a jab but it's blocked by Palmer.
Palmer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Palmer is trying to drag Noob to the mat but Noob just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Palmer controlling the action here for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Palmer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Noob pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Palmer has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Noob lands a nice shot to the body.
Noob working aggressively here.
Palmer pulls guard effortlessly.
Noob told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Noob controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Palmer is looking to sweep but instead, Noob has passed into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noob prevents Palmer from improving his position.
Noob slows the pace down in half guard.
Palmer is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Noob jumps into side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noob is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Palmer will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Palmer is looking for a sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Palmer is trying to control Noob's posture but Noob avoids it.
Palmer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Palmer throws an off balance right hand
and Noob makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Palmer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Noob tries to counter with a clinch but Palmer shakes him off and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leland Palmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Palmer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a good low kick that Palmer was not able to check.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Imzda Noob dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Noob slips a straight right by Palmer.
Palmer misses with a jab, cross combination.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Noob enables Palmer to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Noob manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Palmer wants to control from the top but Noob keeps moving.
Palmer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Noob pulls Palmer in close to his closed guard and prevents Palmer from doing any damage or advancing position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob looking for a sweep. Not yet Noob, not yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer looking to pass the guard.
Noob wants to sweep here but Palmer controlling him for the moment.
Noob trying to control the position here.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Palmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Noob manages to avoid it.
Palmer throws a nice looking combination but Noob bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Palmer misses with a right hand
and Noob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a leg kick.
Noob lands a nice shot to the body.
Noob takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Palmer misses with a jab to the body
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Palmer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Noob lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Noob lands with a hook. Palmer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palmer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Palmer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jab from Noob.
Noob just misses with a punch to the body.
Noob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noob blocks a jab.
Noob wants to counter the offense by Palmer and move into the clinch position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Noob moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Palmer connects with a right hand. Noob shakes it off.
Palmer misses with a looping left.
Noob now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Noob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Palmer throws out the jab.
Palmer swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Palmer misses with a wild combination.
Palmer tries for a takedown but Noob circles away easily
and Noob counters with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Noob paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Palmer with a poor takedown
and Noob counters with a nice body shot.
Noob keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Imzda Noob seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Palmer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Noob connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Palmer scrambles back to his feet.
Noob moves into the clinch successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Palmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Noob walks away with a smile on his face. Palmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leland Palmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Noob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Palmer's sensitive parts.
Noob scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Palmer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Noob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Palmer.
Noob sizes up Palmer with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Palmer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Noob counters with a straight right hand.
Palmer misses with a takedown
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Palmer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Noob.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Palmer, as that shot connected.
Palmer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Palmer misses with a straight right.
Noob slips under a jab from Palmer.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Imzda Noob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Palmer misses with an uppercut
and Noob counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Palmer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Palmer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A lazy left from Palmer finds it's target.
Palmer swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Palmer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Palmer moves out of range as Noob strikes.
Palmer throws an off balance right hand
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Noob cracks Palmer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Noob throws a body shot but no joy.
Noob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Palmer throws out the jab.
Palmer doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Palmer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Noob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noob takes the fight into the clinch.
Palmer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer tries to break free but Noob pushes him back against the cage.
Palmer tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Noob tries to land knees in the clinch but Palmer avoids the damage to the body.
Nice body punch from Noob - that landed with a thud.
A right hook to the body lands for Palmer.
Noob has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Noob digs a right hand into Palmer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Palmer's gas tank.
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Noob presses Palmer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Noob scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Noob scores with a nice hook to the head.
Noob is leaning against Palmer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Noob tries to work over Palmer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Noob blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Noob walks away with a smile on his face. Palmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leland Palmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Palmer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Palmer throws a right hand that misses
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Palmer is rocked!
Noob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Palmer's sensitive parts.
Oh Palmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot to the liver by Noob. Beautiful body shot.
Noob throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good shot there by Noob.
Noob closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Palmer! Noob dives in looking to finish! Palmer is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Imzda Noob!
Imzda Noob is the new middleweight champion!
Post fight, Imzda Noob stared into the camera and said 'I want to thanks Kim Jong Un for this fight. His skills and guidence in this fight has been the best. OSS'.
Leland Palmer was interviewed post fight and said 'wizards did this'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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