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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bong Ki Duk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Ki Duk might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to north korea's national anthem. Doofenshmirtz has chosen Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein as his entrance music. Bong Ki Duk has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Ki Duk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ki Duk misses with a body shot.
Ki Duk moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz dodges the punch combination from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Doofenshmirtz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ki Duks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ki Duk scores with a head kick.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Ki Duk ducks right into an uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.
Nice uppercut there from Ki Duk.
Jab, jab by Doofenshmirtz - just one landing.
Ki Duk tries a head kick but it misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ki Duk fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ki Duk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz gets tackled into the cage by Ki Duk. Ki Duk maintains the clinch.
Ki Duk misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Ki Duk moves out of range.
As Doofenshmirtz looks to move away, Ki Duk throws a big counter combo bu Doofenshmirtz just gets out of the way.
Ki Duk moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Ki Duk will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Ki Duk throws a left and a right that both miss
and Doofenshmirtz holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Ki Duk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a series of punches.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ki Duk misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Ki Duk stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Ki Duk tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot that sends Ki Duk's belly button to the back.
Ki Duk throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz throws an overhand right that lands on Ki Duk's shoulder, as Ki Duk tries to avoid the shot.
Ki Duk takes one on the button.
It looks like Bong Ki Duk has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow Ki Duk down with leg kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ki Duk closes the distance and clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ki Duk misses with a wild combination.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Ki Duk ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ki Duk throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Ki Duk ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Bong Ki Duk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ki Duk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ki Duk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ki Duk tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but Ki Duk moved away.
Ki Duk clinches up against the cage.
A short right from Doofenshmirtz on the inside.
Ki Duk misses with a body punch.
Ki Duk dodges an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ki Duk scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Ki Duk back against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ki Duk obliges.
Ki Duk scores with a knee to the head.
Ki Duk lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ki Duk swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ki Duk is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ki Duk moves in looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him off.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ki Duk throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ki Duk misses with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Ki Duk looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ki Duk doesn't manage to clinch there - Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Ki Duk feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Doofenshmirtz's calf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ki Duk is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Ki Duk throws a head kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ki Duk lands a body shot.
Ki Duk lands a leg kick that knocks Doofenshmirtz off balance momentarily.
Ki Duk throws a right hand that Doofenshmirtz ducks under and follows up with a left that Doofenshmirtz also avoids with ease.
Ki Duk takes the fight into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ki Duk tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice side step and Doofenshmirtz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Doofenshmirtz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ki Duk is looking to wear down Doofenshmirtz with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ki Duk will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Left hook, right uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.
Ki Duk finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Bong Ki Duk will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Ki Duk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ki Duk manages to avoid it.
Ki Duk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ki Duk misses with a hook.
Ki Duk throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Doofenshmirtz's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ki Duk tries to close the distance and clinch but Doofenshmirtz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ki Duk, as that shot connected.
Ki Duk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doofenshmirtz shapes to counter with a head kick.
Ki Duk misses with a jab to the body
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a stiff right hand.
Ki Duk is looking to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Ki Duk tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Doofenshmirtz manages to circle out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a low kick nicely.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ki Duk backs up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Ki Duk's front leg with a kick but Ki Duk checks it.
A head kick misses from Ki Duk.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow Ki Duk down with leg kicks.
Ki Duk tries to clinch there but Doofenshmirtz circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ki Duk throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz avoids them all with ease.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ki Duk was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Ki Duk moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz swinging wildly here.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ki Duk's hands.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body kick. Ki Duk tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ki Duk misses with a straight right.
Ki Duk misses with an uppercut.
Ki Duk tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Ki Duk defending well as Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big left hand.
Ki Duk lands a right hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz takes a kick to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ki Duk tries to bum rush Doofenshmirtz with a series of wild strikes but Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ki Duk darts in and clinches Doofenshmirtz up against the cage.
Ki Duk blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ki Duk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ki Duk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ki Duk misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Ki Duk.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab and a cross from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk tries to bum rush Doofenshmirtz with a series of wild strikes but Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but Ki Duk avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ki Duk.
Ki Duk throws a body punch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ki Duk. Doofenshmirtz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ki Duk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the body shot from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ki Duk clinches up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz working Ki Duk over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ki Duk throws a series of strikes that have Doofenshmirtz backpedaling.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ki Duk throws a head kick that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a one-two to the body.
Bong Ki Duk's cut is getting worse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ki Duk walks forward, straight into a front kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a two punch combination.
Doofenshmirtz throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ki Duk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ki Duk tries to clinch up.
Bong Ki Duk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ki Duk takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Ki Duk clinches with his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz lands a good knee to the midsection. Ki Duk won't want to take too many of those.
Ki Duk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ki Duk tries a body shot but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Ki Duk throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Doofenshmirtzs head.
Ki Duk avoids a wild elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Doofenshmirtz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ki Duk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Doofenshmirtz fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ki Duks head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Ki Duk cracks the inside of Doofenshmirtz's front leg.
Ki Duk wants to clinch.
Ki Duk blocks a leg kick.
Ki Duk is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ki Duk scores with a nice strike.
Ki Duk is looking to clinch.
Ki Duk tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz moves away
and Doofenshmirtz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ki Duk throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ki Duk throws out a loose jab but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ki Duk moves in looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him off.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ki Duk tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ki Duk throws a nice looking combination but Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Doofenshmirtz now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Doofenshmirtz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doofenshmirtz looks for the body kick but Ki Duk saw that one coming.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ki Duk rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Doofenshmirtz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ki Duk ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Ki Duk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ki Duk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ki Duk throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ki Duk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz tests Ki Duk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good body shot into Ki Duk's ribs.
Ki Duk uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk falls off balance throwing a combination
and Doofenshmirtz finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A solid body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the body shot from Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ki Duk.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Doofenshmirtz! But no joy.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Ki Duk ducks down to avoid it.
Ki Duk has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doofenshmirtz finds it's way round the side to connect with Ki Duk's head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ki Duk blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Ki Duk misses with a shot to the body
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Ki Duk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Ki Duk lands a jab-cross combination.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a push kick.
Ki Duk takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ki Duk will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Doofenshmirtz tried to score with a low kick but Ki Duk checks it.
Ki Duk throws a chopping leg kick but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doofenshmirtz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Doofenshmirtz throws a wild body kick that Ki Duk sees coming a mile off.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bong Ki Duk's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Ki Duk throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ki Duk throws a lazy body kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Crunch! Ki Duk slams his shin into Doofenshmirtz's torso.
A punch combination from Ki Duk misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ki Duk misses the shot to the body.
Ki Duk misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Doofenshmirtz tries to counter with a clinch but Ki Duk shakes him off and moves away.
Ki Duk misses with a series of wild punches.
Doofenshmirtz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ki Duk misses with a body shot
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a stiff right hand.
Doofenshmirtz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ki Duk.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ki Duk checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ki Duk was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A low kick from Ki Duk is predictable there
and Ki Duk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Ki Duk misses with a double jab
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ki Duk pivots, looking for a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz is out of range and Ki Duk settles back down.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz made sure to mention his sponsor, $30 items in his post fight interview.
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