PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Squirell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rascal Donkashane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Squirell comes into the arena with Do Ya Think I'm Sexy-Revolting Cocks blaring out of the sound system. Rascal Donkashane struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 171.3lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. The key to victory for Mr Squirell has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Squirell
vs
Donkashane

184 cm
26
180 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

183 cm
20
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Squirell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rascal Donkashane!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squirell lands a head kick. Donkashane smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Squirell tries a head kick but it misses.
Donkashane darts in trying to clinch
and Squirell counters with a series of strikes. Donkashane will be more careful next time no doubt.
Donkashane takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Squirell throws a head kick that Donkashane semi-blocks.
Squirell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Danga de danga de dang - Squirell scores with a four punch combination!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donkashane tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Squirell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Donkashane fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Squirell slaps away a takedown attempt from Donkashane, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Squirell throws a one two combo.
Squirell tries to bum rush Donkashane with a series of wild strikes but Donkashane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirell throws a head kick that half lands.
Squirell tries a head kick but it misses.
Donkashane misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squirell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donkashane wants to clinch up but Squirell keeps it at a distance.

Donkashane closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Squirell breaks from the clinch.
Squirell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Squirell throws a left and a right that both miss

and Donkashane counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Donkashane pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Squirell is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirell is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Donkashane is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Donkashane stands up from guard. Let's bang!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Donkashane slips a jab and a cross from Squirell.
Squirell sets himself, and Donkashane steps forward looking for the clinch! Squirell avoids it this time.
Squirell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Squirell!
Mr Squirell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donkashane throws out a leg kick but Squirell moves out of range and Donkashane only half commits.
Squirell seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Squirell scores with a head kick. Donkashane tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Squirell connects with a high kick.
Squirell looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Squirell is breathing heavily.
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirell ducks under a wild hook from Donkashane.
Squirell throws a sloppy head kick and Donkashane moves out of range easily.
Squirell lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Donkashane backs up against the cage.
Squirell misses with a head kick.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Squirell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A head kick misses from Squirell.
Squirell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Donkashane closes this distance looking for a takedown but Squirell circles away.
Mr Squirell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rascal Donkashane.
Squirell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Donkashane's head.
Squirell checks a low kick from Donkashane.
Squirell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Donkashane with a poor takedown
and Squirell counters with a series of strikes. Donkashane will be more careful next time no doubt.
Mr Squirell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Squirell.

Donkashane closes the distance and pushes Squirell back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Squirell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Squirell's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Squirell duly obliges.
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.
Squirell throws a head kick that misses.
Donkashane fails with an attempt to clinch.
Squirell misses with a head kick.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squirell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donkashane tries to clinch up but Squirell circles away and keeps his distance.
Squirell throws a head kick that misses.
Donkashane misses with a straight left.
Donkashane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirell seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Squirell misses with a head kick.
Squirell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Squirell dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Squirell misses with a head kick.
Squirell misses with a series of wild punches.
Donkashane takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

Donkashane clinches up with Squirell and pushes him back against the cage.

Squirell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Squirell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Donkashane's head.
Donkashane takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Donkashane shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Squirell as he avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donkashane blocks a head kick by Squirell.
Squirell throws a sloppy head kick

and Donkashane counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Donkashane decides to stand and escape the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Squirell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.
Donkashane with a poor takedown
and Squirell counters with a three punch combo that has Donkashane backing up. Donkashane nods at Squirell to acknowledge the strikes.
Squirell keeps the fight on the outside.
Squirell swinging wildly here.
Donkashane fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mr Squirell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rascal Donkashane.
Squirell lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Squirell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Squirell lands a high kick!
Donkashane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Squirell.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Donkashane throws a series of strikes that have Squirell backpedaling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirell is working the combinations to good effect here.
Squirell throws a head kick that misses.
Squirell stuffs the takedown attempt from Donkashane. Donkashane gets slowly back to his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Donkashane looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Squirell seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Squirell lands with a slapping head kick.

Donkashane fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Squirell, pushing him back against the cage.
Donkashane is looking to break free of the clinch but Squirell has double underhooks.
Donkashane is trying to push Squirell away but Squirell has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Squirell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.
Squirell throws a nice head kick!
Squirell misses with a two punch combination.
Donkashane fails with the takedown
and Squirell counters with a two punch combo.
Donkashane avoids the head kick by Squirell.
Donkashane misses with a body shot.
Squirell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.
Squirell throws a nice head kick!
Squirell throws a series of punches but Donkashane avoids them all with ease.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch but Squirell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Donkashane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirell connects with a high kick.
Mr Squirell is winning the standup battle so far.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Squirell throws a head kick but Donkashane moves out of range.
Squirell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Donkashane can do to turn this around?
Squirell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Donkashane tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Donkashane looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Donkashane throws a body shot but no joy.

Donkashane feints and as Squirell raises his hands in defense, Donkashane changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Squirell pushes Donkashane off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Squirell throws a nice head kick!
Squirell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And Donkashane tries to counter it with a takedown but Squirell pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Donkashane closes the distance and pushes Squirell back into the cage.

Donkashane manages to pull guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Squirell dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Squirell throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Squirell misses with a head kick.
Squirell lands with a slapping head kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from Squirell.

Donkashane shoots in and bounces Squirell off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Donkashane throwing strikes but missing.
Donkashane sitting in guard here, content to control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Donkashane is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkashane throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Squirell works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Rascal Donkashane has got the better of the ground game so far.

Donkashane stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Squirell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Squirell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squirell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donkashane fails to land the takedown.
Both fighters circling a little - Squirell finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donkashane tries to clinch but Squirell is having none of it.
Donkashane fails with an attempt to clinch.
Squirell moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Squirell throws a sloppy head kick and Donkashane moves out of range easily.
Squirell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squirell misses with a combination

and Donkashane counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Donkashane makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donkashane throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Squirell works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Donkashane is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Donkashane has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Donkashane loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Squirell knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Donkashane on the ground.
Donkashane is stalling in the full guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A punch combination from Squirell misses.
Donkashane with the counter takedown but Squirell avoids it easily.
Donkashane tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squirell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Squirell tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Donkashane is looking to clinch but Squirell is avoiding it.
Squirell throws a sloppy head kick and Donkashane moves out of range easily.
Donkashane shoots in but no luck this time.
Squirell plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mr Squirell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Squirell.
Donkashane with a poor takedown
and Squirell counters with a three punch combo that has Donkashane backing up. Donkashane nods at Squirell to acknowledge the strikes.
Mr Squirell is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mr Squirell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rascal Donkashane.
Squirell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Donkashane crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Squirell - the referee stops the clock and Donkashane gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Squirell. Donkashane manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A head kick by Squirell misses

and Donkashane counters with a shoot takedown. Squirell fights it but they end up in guard.
Squirell wants to get back to his feet but Donkashane passes into half guard.
Rascal Donkashane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Donkashane is trying for a kimura here. Squirell looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Donkashane wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rascal Donkashane!
In defeat, Mr Squirell stepped up to the mic, saying '"Wonder how much he paid the ref."'.