PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Glorious Superior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Szyslak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Superior
vs
Szyslak

167 cm
26
160 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

177 cm
26
164 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Glorious Superior!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Moe Szyslak!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Szyslak fails with an attempt to clinch.
Szyslak is looking to clinch but Superior is avoiding it.

Szyslak gets caught napping as Superior dives in and scores a takedown. Szyslak manages to retain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Superior prevents Szyslak from getting back to his feet.
Szyslak keeping full guard, as Superior tries to pass.

Superior is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Superior sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Szyslak's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Superior is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Szyslak has managed to free his arm - good work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Szyslak can do anything to dispel that myth.
Szyslak wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Superior is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Superior is working for a submission of some sort.
Szyslak is trying to stand.
Szyslak really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Superior. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Superior is working for a submission of some sort.

Superior is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Szyslak doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Superior.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak is trying to stand.
Superior wants to free his trapped foot but Szyslak is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Szyslak is defending against the submission attempts here by Superior.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak is trying to stand up here but Superior is controlling him well.
Superior is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Szyslak tries to buck Superior off but he can't manage it.

Superior working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

Superior looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Szyslak trying desperately to get to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Superior working for a guillotine from mount but Szyslak is in no mood to give up.

Superior looking for a guillotine from mount but Szyslak is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Szyslak squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.

Szyslak is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Superior locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Szyslak is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Glorious Superior!
Post fight, Glorious Superior took to the microphone: 'Bow before your Glorious Superior!'.