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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rau Utu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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225 cm
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278 lbs
22 - 11 - 0 |
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203 cm
37
274 lbs
34 - 16 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rau Utu! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Bateman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Utu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bateman.
Utu bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bateman's head backwards. Utu really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Utu throws a lazy right hand but Bateman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Bateman takes a swing at Utu's ribcage but misses. Bateman misses with a looping left. Bateman misses with a right hand and Utu counters with a nice kick to the body. Bateman on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Bateman walks into a straight right hand from Utu. Utu uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. This has been an exciting period of action! Utu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bateman. A little jabbing left from Bateman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Utu's corner calls for a 1-2. Utu obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Utu on the side of the head.
It looks like Rau Utu has been cut. Bateman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Bateman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Utu checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Utu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bateman was well out of range. Poor timing from Utu. Utu is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Bateman with a jab. Bateman swats away the attempt to clinch by Utu. Bateman misses with a wild body shot. Utu looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Bateman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Rau Utu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bateman misses with an uppercut. Bateman gets tackled into the cage by Utu. Utu maintains the clinch. Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman. Utu swings widly with a right hand
and Bateman counters with a nice uppercut. Utu throws a front kick that sends Bateman stumbling back into the cage. Bateman drops Utu with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Utu looks back up at him and smiles so Bateman waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Utu is rocked!
Rau Utu's cut is getting worse. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. BAM! Bateman delivers a spinning backfist that drops Utu like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Patrick Bateman! Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion! An out of breath Patrick Bateman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. Rau Utu spoke after the fight, saying 'This is what happens when u dont get a Hy Sckul diploma and have to continue fighting for a living even tho u "depoppin" like a bitch! I wont be around much longer...but here is a fart to remember me by...'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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