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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladislav Munchkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Doofenshmirtz's choice of entrance music: Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. This should be fireworks!
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284 lbs
27 - 16 - 0 |
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231 lbs
25 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladislav Munchkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Munchkin has time to react.
Doofenshmirtz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Munchkin.
Munchkin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Munchkin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Munchkin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Doofenshmirtz takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Doofenshmirtz throws a series of punches but Munchkin avoids them all with ease.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Munchkin drops down looking for a counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz sprawls and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a combination but Munchkin avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw the jab but Munchkin is out of range.
Munchkin attempts a counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Munchkin misses with an uppercut.
Munchkin scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Munchkin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doofenshmirtz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Munchkin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Munchkin half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Doofenshmirtz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Munchkin is out of range and Doofenshmirtz settles back down.
Munchkin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Munchkin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Munchkin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doofenshmirtz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Munchkin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the side of Munchkin's head but Munchkin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz fakes the leg kick and cracks Munchkin in the body.
A good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin thows a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Munchkin avoids the punch easily.
Munchkin feinted with a counter takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Munchkin tries to score a power double leg takedown but Doofenshmirtz sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Munchkin somewhat.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Munchkin lands a head shot.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Munchkin slips a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a half hearted mid kick.
Munchkin feinted with a counter takedown.
Munchkin closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Doofenshmirtz to the mat! Doofenshmirtz manages to get full guard.
Doofenshmirtz kicks Munchkin off and gets to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Munchkin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Some wild striking there from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big right hand but Munchkin slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Munchkin takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Munchkin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Munchkin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Munchkin tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Munchkin with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Munchkin's ribcage but misses.
Munchkin half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Doofenshmirtz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Munchkin looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Munchkin looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Doofenshmirtz is fending him off so far but Munchkin persists. Nope, Doofenshmirtz circles away and we're back to standing.
Doofenshmirtz is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
A jab from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to chop away at Munchkin's legs.
Nice takedown defense from Doofenshmirtz. No joy for Munchkin on that attempt.
Munchkin closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Munchkin lands in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz wants to stand and escape but Munchkin is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Munchkin preventing the sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Munchkin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Munchkin looking to sit in guard and control but Doofenshmirtz gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Doofenshmirtz is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Doofenshmirtz wanted to stand there but Munchkin had control of the position.
Doofenshmirtz controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking to pass the guard.
Munchkin wants to sweep here but Doofenshmirtz controlling him for the moment.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doofenshmirtz. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the position from guard on top but Munchkin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Munchkin looking to hit a scissor sweep but Doofenshmirtz is one step ahead there.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to stand up but Munchkin won't let him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin keeping moving, preventing Doofenshmirtz from controlling successfully.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a body kick
and Munchkin counters with a takedown into side control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Munchkin tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Doofenshmirtz is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to improve his position.
Munchkin fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Munchkin lands an elbow.
Doofenshmirtz is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin looks up at the clock and then as Doofenshmirtz takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Munchkin smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Doofenshmirtz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Munchkin in side control, throwing shots but Doofenshmirtz defends.
Doofenshmirtz takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Doofenshmirtz struggling a bit here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Munchkin landing a few strikes.
Munchkin misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The ground and pound from Munchkin seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The strikes coming from Munchkin are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Doofenshmirtz dodges the ground and pound from Munchkin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladislav Munchkin dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Munchkin tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Munchkin slips under a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Munchkin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a series of wild punches.
Munchkin shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Doofenshmirtz is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Munchkin with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for a 1-2. Doofenshmirtz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munchkin throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab from Munchkin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. Munchkin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Munchkin looking to score a takedown here. Doofenshmirtz is defending well but Munchkin drives through and ends up in Doofenshmirtz's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to stand up but Munchkin isn't so interested in that idea.
Munchkin looking to sit in guard and control but Doofenshmirtz gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Doofenshmirtz stays in close to Munchkin's body and controls the position.
Munchkin is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Vladislav Munchkin overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Munchkin wants to sweep here but Doofenshmirtz controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz is fighting to break Munchkin's control of his arms but Munchkin is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Munchkin keeping full guard, as Doofenshmirtz tries to pass.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Doofenshmirtz wants to get up but he can't break Munchkin's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Munchkin fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Doofenshmirtz to the ground. Munchkin is now in Doofenshmirtz's guard.
Doofenshmirtz kicks Munchkin off and gets to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Munchkin blocks it.
Munchkin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Munchkin takes the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Munchkin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Munchkin lands a nice uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Munchkin blocks it with crossed arms.
Munchkin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin missing with a left hand there. Doofenshmirtz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Munchkin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Donk. Doofenshmirtz catches Munchkin right on the button with a cross.
Munchkin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Heinz Doofenshmirtz made sure he mentioned $30 items, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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hype
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