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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Furry Monster Truck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster Truck comes to the cage accompanied by Cradle to grave. Furry Monster Truck has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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270 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Furry Monster Truck!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Elijah Parker!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster Truck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parker misses with a straight left.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Monster Truck staying out of range there.
A combination from Parker does no damage.
Parker connects with a solid leg kick.
Parker misses with the combination.
Monster Truck shoots in and drives through. Parker sprawls well.
Parker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Parker connects with a right hand. Monster Truck shakes it off.
Parker lands a nice shot that snaps Monster Truck's head back.
A telegraphed right hand from Monster Truck misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monster Truck throws a jab but it's blocked by Parker.
Monster Truck looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Elijah Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Monster Truck thuds his right hand into Parker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parker cracks the inside of Monster Truck's front leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster Truck misses with an uppercut. Parker saw that one coming.
Monster Truck walks into a stiff left hand from Parker.
Parker lands with a straight right. Monster Truck didn't see that one coming.
Monster Truck takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice cross by Monster Truck.
A combination from Monster Truck does no damage.
It seemed like Parker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Monster Truck will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parker works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Monster Truck misses with a looping right.
Good leg kick by Parker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parker scores with a nice head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parker misses with an uppercut. Monster Truck saw that one coming.
Parker connects with a crisp jab.
Monster Truck lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Parker at a distance.
A left lands for Parker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster Truck throws a right and a left that both miss.
Monster Truck swats away the attempt to clinch by Parker.
Monster Truck walks into a left hand.
Monster Truck walks into a stiff left hand from Parker.
Monster Truck fails to land the takedown.
Parker lands a glancing blow to the side of Monster Truck's head.
Elijah Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Parker connects with a looping right hand.
Parker scores with a nice head shot.
Monster Truck has been working on his balance at THE GYM (20 Elite coaches on the Island !!!), so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Parker.
Monster Truck throws a jab but it's blocked by Parker.
A little jabbing left from Parker on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Monster Truck takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Parker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monster Truck misses with the combination.
Monster Truck throws a big shot that misses.
Parker has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Parker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Parker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parker getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Parker moves out of range of the strikes.
Parker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Parker lands with an uppercut that bounces Monster Truck off the cage and back into range.
Parker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Monster Truck throws out the jab.
Monster Truck throws a right and a left that both miss.
Monster Truck on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Parker connects with a looping right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monster Truck misses with an uppercut. Parker saw that one coming.
Parker looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Monster Truck looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Parker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Monster Truck swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Monster Truck slips under a jab.
Monster Truck throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Parker was covering up waiting for the punch and Monster Truck finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Monster Truck preventing the sweep.
Monster Truck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parker trying to keep a closed guard but Monster Truck is proving a slippery customer.
Monster Truck passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Monster Truck working away.
Monster Truck tries to score with some ground and pound. Parker controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Elijah Parker dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Monster Truck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice shot by Parker.
A telegraphed right hand from Monster Truck misses the target.
Monster Truck takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Monster Truck pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Monster Truck takes one to the chin there.
Parker misses with a few strikes there.
Parker looks to land a left hand but Monster Truck moved out of range nicely.
Some bone on bone action there as Parker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Monster Truck on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monster Truck walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Parker checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Parker now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Parker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Parker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Parker scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Monster Truck to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Monster Truck postures up.
Monster Truck throws a big elbow that misses.
Monster Truck postures up in Parker's guard and throws a big left but Parker blocks it.
Parker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Parker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Parker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Monster Truck is aware though and is defending well.
Monster Truck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Monster Truck has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Monster Truck postures up.
Parker keeping moving, preventing Monster Truck from controlling successfully.
Parker looking to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monster Truck with a nice head shot there.
Parker is trying to control the position but Monster Truck postures up.
Monster Truck cracks Parker with a solid left hand.
Monster Truck trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Monster Truck is working Parker over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Monster Truck passes Parker's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Monster Truck missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Parker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Parker is trying to stand back up but Monster Truck is controlling him
Monster Truck thows a huge punch but Parker dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parker is refusing to be controlled, as Monster Truck sits in half guard.
Parker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Monster Truck is working away from the top position though.
Parker wants to improve his position but Monster Truck is controlling well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monster Truck passes to side control.
Check out the look on Monster Truck's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Furry Monster Truck overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Monster Truck scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Parker to see if he's OK.
Parker is looking for a sweep.
Monster Truck landing a few strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Monster Truck scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Parker to see if he's OK.
Monster Truck is putting a hurting on Parker here, landing some big shots from side control.
Monster Truck scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Parker to see if he's OK.
Monster Truck working the body and head with strikes.
Parker is rocked!
Parker takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Parker is still in real trouble! Can Monster Truck finish him?
Monster Truck cracks Parker with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Monster Truck immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Parker is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Monster Truck!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Furry Monster Truck!
Furry Monster Truck is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Furry Monster Truck thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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