PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Jojo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donald Trump is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jojo
vs
Trump

200 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fat Jojo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jojo fails with a takedown attempt.
Trump showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jojo.

Trump looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Jojo manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
A short right from Jojo.
Jojo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Trump is trying to trip Jojo. He has hold of a leg but Jojo is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Trump persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

Jojo is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Trump presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jojo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Trump works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Trump engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jojo is trying to keep Trump in close.
Trump lands a couple of digs.
Jojo knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Trump on the ground.
Trump sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Trump is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jojo is breathing heavily.
Trump postures up and lands a big shot to Jojo's brow.
Trump postures up and lands a big shot to Jojo's brow.
Jojo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Trump stands up over Jojo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Trump postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Trump engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Trump connects with a couple of short punches.
Trump looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Trump lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Trump working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump works over Jojo with some ground and pound from guard.

Jojo is rocked!
Trump has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Trump lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Oh Jojo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Trump loads up on a big left hand. Jojo felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Trump looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Jojo can't hide his disappointment, as Trump celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donald Trump!