PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eeazy Ee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zbermat Serlal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Serlal is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mortal Kombat . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ee
vs
Serlal

195 cm
32
265 lbs
24 - 6 - 0

205 cm
40
265 lbs
30 - 15 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Sun-Tzu

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eeazy Ee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zbermat Serlal!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ee lands a big right hand that sends Serlal crashing to the mat! Ee stays standing though and waves Serlal back to his feet!

It looks like Zbermat Serlal has been cut.
Ee swings for the body but Serlal moves out of range.
Ee takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ee throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Serlal lands a jab to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice shot by Serlal.

It looks like Eeazy Ee has been cut.

Ee drops Serlal with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Serlal looks back up at him and smiles so Ee waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Serlal is rocked!
Ee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Serlal manages to avoid it.
Serlal is still on wobbly legs! Can Ee finish him?
Serlal gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Eeazy Ee!
A very excited looking Eeazy Ee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.