PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Abe Bradley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bradley kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Doesn't Remind Me -Audioslave. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cornholio's choice of entrance music: Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Bradley
vs
Cornholio

181 cm
33
178 lbs
15 - 15 - 0

169 cm
36
169 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing (10%)
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Abe Bradley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Great Cornholio!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio blocks a leg kick.
Cornholio wants to counter with a clinch but Bradley pushes him away.
Bradley blocks the body kick.
Cornholio shoots in looking for a takedown. Bradley tries to sprawl out of it but Cornholio keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bradley manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bradley went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Cornholio looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bradley blocks a head kick by Cornholio.
Cornholio throws a good cross that connects.
Bradley definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cornholio with a jab.

It looks like Abe Bradley has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bradley throws a leg kick but Cornholio moved away.
Great Cornholio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Bradley.
Cornholio tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio is looking to clinch but Bradley is avoiding it.
Bradley went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bradley tries to bum rush Cornholio with a series of wild strikes but Cornholio uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cornholio throws a head kick but Bradley moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bradley.
Cornholio misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Bradley on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cornholio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bradley manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Cornholio.
Cornholio thuds his shin into the meat of Bradley's side.
A punch lands to the side of Bradley 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Cornholio gets a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio blocks the elbow strike.

Cornholio escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cornholio circles away from the clinch attempt.

Cornholio clinches.
Bradley on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cornholio looking for a takedown.
Bradley gets underhooks to prevent Cornholio's takedown attempt.
Abe Bradley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Great Cornholio.
Cornholio avoids a wild elbow strike from Bradley.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cornholio tries to pull guard but Bradley won't allow it.
Cornholio changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bradley fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Bradley delivers a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cornholio closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bradley quickly recovers to half guard.
Cornholio thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bradley's head.
Bradley is trying to stand back up but Cornholio is controlling him
Cornholio content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bradley on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bradley tries to get out of the position.
Bradley is trying to stand back up but Cornholio is controlling him

Cornholio is working for a submission of some sort.
Cornholio sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bradley defending well though.
Cornholio has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bradley is looking to escape.
Bradley knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Cornholio on the ground.
Bradley avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cornholio.
Cornholio keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Bradley wants to get back to his feet.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Bradley lands with a kick to the temple. Cornholio shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Great Cornholio has been cut.
A solid body kick from Cornholio.
Cornholio swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Great Cornholio dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cornholio throws out a powerful jab.
Bradley is looking to clinch but Cornholio is avoiding it.
Cornholio connects with an inside leg kick.
Bradley feints and then cracks Cornholio's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cornholio down.
Great Cornholio seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bradley throws a head kick that misses
and Bradley takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cornholio fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bradley looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Cornholio darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cornholio in particular looking to stall.
Cornholio not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bradley is trying to stand back up but Cornholio is controlling him
Bradley tries to kick Cornholio off in order to stand up. Cornholio Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Bradley is trying to buck Cornholio off.
Cornholio has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cornholio wants to control but Bradley is keeping him busy.
Cornholio lands a few punches from side control.
Bradley takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Bradley wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bradley dodges the ground and pound from Cornholio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio is looking to take a break and control but Bradley is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Cornholio is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Bradley knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Cornholio lands an elbow.

Cornholio stands up and beckons Bradley to his feet.
Bradley takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Cornholio does no damage.
Bradley throwing a counter right hand but Cornholio manages to avoid it.
Cornholio will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bradley tries to land a front kick but Cornholio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cornholio lands a right hook to the body.

Bradley has taken the fight to the clinch.

Bradley breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bradley throws a sloppy head kick and Cornholio moves out of range easily.

Bradley moves into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio is looking for a takedown.
Bradley is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cornholio blocks an elbow strike from Bradley.
Cornholio lands with a light punch inside.

Cornholio gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cornholio controls from within his opponent's guard.
Cornholio trying to control but Bradley is working from the bottom.
Bradley wants to stand up but Cornholio is controlling him.
Great Cornholio has got the better of the ground game so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Great Cornholio showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Cornholio connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bradley uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cornholio.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cornholio.
Cornholio shoots in for a takedown but Bradley shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cornholio tries to clinch but Bradley moves away
and Bradley counters with a two punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cornholio misses with a double jab
and Bradley counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cornholio thinking.
Cornholio goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bradley is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bradley appears to be looking for a big counter.
Abe Bradley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Great Cornholio.
Bradley tries to clinch but Cornholio is having none of it.
Cornholio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cornholio shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cornholio pushes Bradley away with a front kick.
Bradley fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bradley is looking to clinch.
Cornholio swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bradley misses with a kick to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cornholio. Bradley shrugs it off though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bradley tries a head kick but it misses.
Cornholio misses with a wild body shot.
Cornholio fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bradley looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Abe Bradley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cornholio tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body kick there by Cornholio.
Bradley misses with a head kick.
Cornholio wants to counter the offense by Bradley and move into the clinch position.
Cornholio explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bradley is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bradley tries to clinch up
letting Cornholio counter with a right hand.
Great Cornholio is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A bone on bone clash there as Bradley blocks the leg kick.
Bradley will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cornholio - that will leave a mark!
Bradley tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cornholio wants to counter the offense by Bradley and move into the clinch position.
Abe Bradley is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cornholio is looking to land body kicks.
Cornholio showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bradley.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bradley takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cornholio throws a head kick that misses.

Cornholio shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bradley's guard.
Cornholio's corner is telling him to maintain position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Great Cornholio comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Cornholio winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Great Cornholio!
Great Cornholio really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Spartan Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.