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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosmo Carboni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha's entrance music is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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300 lbs
37 - 21 - 0 |
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
37 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Cosmo Carboni!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Mauricio Rocha and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wha misses with a few strikes there.
Carboni drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wha defends it well.
Carboni darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wha goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Carboni doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wha lands with a nice body punch.
Carboni scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wha gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carboni takes a shot to the head.
Carboni blocks a body shot from Wha.
Wha swings wildly with an uppercut but Carboni uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha presses Carboni against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Come on Wha - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wha lands with a short head shot on the inside.
It looks like Cosmo Carboni has been cut.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A shot in the inside from Wha.
Wha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Carboni has had enough of the clinch but Wha keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Carboni's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha working aggressively here.
Wha swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wha lands with a light punch inside.
Wha trying to land knees to the body.
Carboni letting Wha take a breather here.
Carboni stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wha holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carboni.
Wha taking a breather.
Wha stalling the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha scores with a shoulder strike.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Carboni managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
Carboni is trying to break free.
Carboni tries to break free but Wha pushes him back against the cage.
Wha trying to land knees to the body.
Carboni breaks from the clinch.
Carboni rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wha counters with a nice uppercut.
Wha rushes Carboni and presses him up against the cage.
Wha swings wildly with an uppercut but Carboni uses good head movement to avoid it.
Carboni is looking to break free of the clinch but Wha has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carboni blocking some punches.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Carboni lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Carboni is trying to break free.
Wha stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wha just leaning against Carboni, taking a breather.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Carboni blocks an uppercut.
Wha working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cosmo Carboni's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Carboni keeps the fight on the outside.
It seemed like Carboni was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Both fighters circling a little - Wha finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wha lands with a kick to the temple. Carboni shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Carboni swings for the body but Wha moves out of range.
Carboni tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wha was well out of range. Poor timing from Carboni.
Wha dodges the punch combination from Carboni.
Wha lands a big head kick that sends Carboni tumbling to the mat! Wha takes a step backwards and waves Carboni back to his feet - he wants the finish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carboni keeps the fight on the outside.
Carboni swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carboni avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Despite the aggression on Carboni's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wha with a jab.
That has opened up Cosmo Carboni's cut even more.
Wha misses with a combination
and Carboni cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Carboni manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carboni wants to counter the offense by Wha and move into the clinch position.
Wha thuds his right hand into Carboni's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Carboni showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wha.
Wha rushes Carboni and presses him up against the cage.
Wha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carboni.
Wha content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carboni's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bleh Wha is winning the standup battle so far.
Wha connects with a body shot that sends Carboni's belly button to the back.
Carboni swings for the body but Wha moves out of range.
Wha seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Wha looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Carboni scores with a nice strike.
Wha wants to clinch.
Carboni throws a head kick that misses.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch but Carboni swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha throws a head kick that misses.
Carboni takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wha wants to clinch.
Wha lets loose with a powerful body kick. Carboni will feel that in the morning.
Wha connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice shot by Wha.
Carboni avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Carboni drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wha defends it well.
Wha clinches up against the cage.
Wha swings wildly with an uppercut but Carboni uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carboni's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wha keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carboni takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wha throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wha throws a series of strikes that have Carboni backpedaling.
The cut above Cosmo Carboni's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carboni throws the left hand but Wha avoids the punch easily.
Wha thinks about countering with a body kick.
Carboni throws a series of punches but Wha moves out of range.
No joy there for Wha, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carboni misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wha.
Carboni misses with an uppercut. Wha saw that one coming.
Wha was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wha lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Cosmo Carboni's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A punch combination from Wha misses.
Carboni throws a big shot that misses.
Wha punishes Carboni's body with a nice straight punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Carboni. Wha does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wha tries to clinch there but Carboni circles away.
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
Wha misses the shot to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Wha finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Carboni goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carboni has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wha.
Carboni takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wha gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wha obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Wha.
Wha scores a nice knee to the body.
Wha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Carboni backwards.
Wha landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wha lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wha tries to land a knee to the head but Carboni blocks with his arms.
Wha missing with knees to the body.
Wha scores a nice knee to the body.
Wha putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Carboni in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wha.
Wha stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha leaning against his opponent.
Wha has Carboni pressed against the cage, preventing Carboni from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wha scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wha tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carboni avoids it.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
Carboni wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The referee calls for Wha to work.
Carboni blocks a body shot from Wha.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carboni on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wha misses with a hook from the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wha - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Carboni wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wha tries a knee to the head but Carboni blocks it.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Carboni.
Wha is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Carboni is defending well for now.
Bleh Wha has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wha lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Carboni backwards.
Wha working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cosmo Carboni's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carboni breaks the clinch.
Wha clinches with his opponent.
Wha scores with a shot to the side of Carboni's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carboni.
Wha is stalling here.
Carboni tries to break free but Wha pushes him back against the cage.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Carboni lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Cosmo Carboni's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Wha tries to clinch up but Carboni circles away and keeps his distance.
Wha misses with a body kick.
Wha tries to clinch but Carboni is having none of it.
Wha wants to clinch up but Carboni keeps it at a distance.
Carboni avoids a kick to the body.
Wha is looking to wear down Carboni with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Wha rushes Carboni and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wha stalling in the clinch.
Carboni is trying to break the clinch but Wha is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha tries to land knees in the clinch but Carboni avoids the damage to the body.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha cracks Carboni with a nice body shot.
Carboni blocks a body shot from Wha.
Wha is stalling here.
Wha using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Carboni has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Carboni's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wha lands with a nice combination. Carboni backs away looking to recover.
Carboni circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carboni takes one on the button.
Carboni avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A head kick misses from Wha.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha blocks a jab.
Wha ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Carboni tries to keep at a distance but Wha has taken the fight into the clinch.
Carboni tries to stall but Wha uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Carboni being controlled against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Wha for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Wha stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha has a couple of punches blocked by Carboni.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Wha misses with the head strike.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Carboni up against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Wha.
Carboni manages to break the clinch.
Wha scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cosmo Carboni's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bleh Wha!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bleh Wha made sure he mentioned Spartan Nutrition , along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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