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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slade Traylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ooh La La kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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185 cm
24
273 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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150 cm
24
275 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slade Traylor! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tiny Mcfacepunch! The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jorge Garcia and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Traylor misses the jab. Mcfacepunch tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Mcfacepunch throws a hook to the side of Traylor's head but Traylor sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Mcfacepunch takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Traylor circles away from the clinch attempt.
Traylor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Mcfacepunch feints the counter takedown. Mcfacepunch takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A jab from Traylor does it's job there. Traylor works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Slade Traylor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Mcfacepunch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Traylor. Mcfacepunch scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Traylor manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcfacepunch shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Traylor's guard. Mcfacepunch in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Traylor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch is stalling in the full guard. Mcfacepunch is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. Traylor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mcfacepunch. Traylor keeping moving, preventing Mcfacepunch from controlling successfully. Mcfacepunch keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Traylor's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses. Mcfacepunch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Mcfacepunch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Mcfacepunch working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. Traylor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mcfacepunch. Traylor keeping moving, preventing Mcfacepunch from controlling successfully.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity. Traylor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mcfacepunch moves away. Traylor lands a nice shot that snaps Mcfacepunch's head back.
Traylor tests Mcfacepunch's chin there with a solid looking shot. Traylor lands a right hook to the body.
Mcfacepunch blocks a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch shoots and misses and Traylor counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Mcfacepunch takes a jab right on the kisser.
A combination from Mcfacepunch does no damage. Traylor scores with a nice head shot. Mcfacepunch misses with an uppercut. Traylor saw that one coming. Mcfacepunch throws a series of punches but Traylor avoids them all with ease. Traylor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mcfacepunch changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Traylor looks to land a left hand but Mcfacepunch moved out of range nicely. Traylor dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mcfacepunch. That did some damage! Mcfacepunch goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. Mcfacepunch avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch letting Traylor counter with a right hand. This has been an exciting period of action! Traylor throws a jab when Mcfacepunch was well out of range. Traylor is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Traylor scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Traylor bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Traylor is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Traylor turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Good exchange - Traylor coming out on top. Mcfacepunch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick but Traylor checks it. It looked like Traylor was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mcfacepunch. Traylor with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Traylor is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight. Traylor connects with a body shot. Mcfacepunch looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses. Mcfacepunch postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slade Traylor dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Mcfacepunch moves to clinch but Traylor breaks away and Traylor cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Traylor throws a low kick but Mcfacepunch avoids it. Mcfacepunch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Traylor paws at him with a jab and circles away. Traylor looks to throw the jab but Mcfacepunch is out of range. Traylor ducks right into an uppercut from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch misses with a left hand and Mcfacepunch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Mcfacepunch throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Traylor uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mcfacepunch has time to react.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Traylor tries to score with a low kick but Mcfacepunch moves his leg out of the way. Mcfacepunch stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Traylor. Mcfacepunch takes one to the chin there. Slade Traylor is winning the standup battle so far. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch but Traylor moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mcfacepunch needs to keep his hands up - Traylor had a free shot at his head there. Mcfacepunch shoots in and bounces Traylor off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses. Mcfacepunch postures up in Traylor's guard and throws a big left but Traylor blocks it. Mcfacepunch with a flurry of punches that miss. Mcfacepunch is stalling in the full guard. Mcfacepunch throwing strikes from guard but Traylor blocks nicely. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Mcfacepunch looking to sit in guard and control but Traylor gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Traylor is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mcfacepunch can do to turn this around?
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch trying to keep a closed guard but Traylor is proving a slippery customer.
Mcfacepunch pulls Traylor in to control the position. Traylor will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions. Traylor content to stall in guard here. Mcfacepunch is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Mcfacepunch wants to take a breather but Traylor is having none of it. Mcfacepunch throws a strike but Traylor avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch stays in close to Traylor's body and controls the position. Mcfacepunch throwing strikes from guard but Traylor blocks nicely. Traylor avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses. Traylor keeping moving, preventing Mcfacepunch from controlling successfully. Mcfacepunch engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Mcfacepunch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Traylor works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. Mcfacepunch is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Traylor slips under a jab from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. Mcfacepunch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Traylor feints and then cracks Mcfacepunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mcfacepunch down. A jab from Mcfacepunch misses. Mcfacepunch misses with a looping left. Both fighters circling a little - Traylor finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Mcfacepunch defending well as Traylor loads up on a big left hand. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch up. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Nice shot lands for Mcfacepunch.
It looks like Slade Traylor has been cut. Mcfacepunch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Mcfacepunch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Slade Traylor will probably get the nod. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mcfacepunch tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Traylor throws a body punch but Mcfacepunch moves out of range. Traylor uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch shoots and misses and Traylor counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Mcfacepunch gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Traylor. Traylor takes a swing at Mcfacepunch's ribcage but misses. A jab lands there for Traylor. Traylor just misses with a punch to the body.
Mcfacepunch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mcfacepunch darts in trying to clinch and Traylor counters with a nice uppercut. Traylor lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's one minute gone in the round. Traylor lands a jab. Mcfacepunch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Traylor. Mcfacepunch tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Mcfacepunch closes the distance and clinches. Traylor throws an elbow but it misses.
Mcfacepunch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Traylor working aggressively here.
Traylor misses with a short punch on the inside. Traylor misses with a hook from the clinch. A shot in the inside from Traylor. Mcfacepunch blocks the elbow strike.
Mcfacepunch misses with a punch on the inside.
Traylor misses with the head strike.
Mcfacepunch scores with a shoulder strike. Mcfacepunch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mcfacepunch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Mcfacepunch. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Traylor. Traylor lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Mcfacepunch scores with a shot to the side of Traylor's head. Mcfacepunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Traylor backwards. Mcfacepunch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Mcfacepunch tries a body shot but Traylor blocks it.
Traylor blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tiny Mcfacepunch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Traylor throws a head punch that misses. Mcfacepunch misses with a body punch.
Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike. Mcfacepunch takes a shot to the head. Traylor scores with an uppercut up the middle. Mcfacepunch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Traylor misses with a short punch on the inside. Traylor misses with the head strike.
Mcfacepunch lands on the inside with an uppercut. A short uppercut from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch misses with a short punch on the inside. Traylor throws a head punch that misses. Mcfacepunch lands with a right to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch lands a body punch. Mcfacepunch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Traylor backwards. A head punch blocked on the inside by Traylor. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch working aggressively here.
Mcfacepunch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Mcfacepunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Traylor backwards. Traylor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mcfacepunch. A nice left hand lands by Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch lands with a left to the head. Mcfacepunch throws a head punch that misses. Mcfacepunch misses with a short punch on the inside. Mcfacepunch misses with a punch on the inside.
Traylor blocking some punches.
Traylor swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mcfacepunch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mcfacepunch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch is stalling here.
Traylor misses with the head strike.
Traylor's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Mcfacepunch misses with the head strike.
Traylor misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch leaning against his opponent.
Traylor misses with a punch to the body.
Traylor misses with a hook from the clinch. Traylor misses with a hook from the clinch. A right hand to the body from Mcfacepunch.
A shot in the inside from Mcfacepunch. A short right hand to the side of the head by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Mcfacepunch lands with a right to the head. A nice right hand lands inside from Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Traylors head. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Traylor takes a shot to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Mcfacepunch really dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Mcfacepunch tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Traylor is able to avoid easily. Mcfacepunch closes the distance but Traylor moves to the side and Traylor counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Traylor keeps Mcfacepunch at a distance using the push kick. Mcfacepunch just misses with a punch to the body.
Mcfacepunch walks into a left hand. Mcfacepunch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Traylor. Traylor throws a lazy right hand but Mcfacepunch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Traylor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mcfacepunch sees it coming and avoids it easily. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mcfacepunch jabs at Traylor's body. Traylor throws a low kick, looking for Mcfacepunch's leg but Mcfacepunch calmly moves out of range. Traylor jabs Mcfacepunch right on the nose. Mcfacepunch blinks but takes it well. Mcfacepunch misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round. Traylor feints and then cracks Mcfacepunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mcfacepunch down. Mcfacepunch looks to land a right hand but Traylor moved out of range. A big right from Traylor misses. Mcfacepunch cracks Traylor with a right hand to the side of the head. Slade Traylor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Nice takedown defense from Traylor. No joy for Mcfacepunch on that attempt. Traylor was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Traylor scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Traylor throws the kick towards the body but Mcfacepunch avoids it. Mcfacepunch throws an overhand right that lands on Traylor's shoulder, as Traylor tries to avoid the shot. Traylor thuds his shin into the meat of Mcfacepunch's side. Nice defenses there by Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Traylor connects with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch misses with a shot to the body and Traylor counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. Traylor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mcfacepunch moves away. A little jabbing left from Mcfacepunch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Traylor throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Mcfacepunch thows a left - swing and a miss! The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Traylor throws a head kick that misses. Mcfacepunch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Traylor lands with a good body shot. A big right from Traylor misses. Mcfacepunch throws a big shot that misses. Traylor was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Traylor misses with a straight left. Traylor jabs Mcfacepunch right on the nose. Mcfacepunch blinks but takes it well. Mcfacepunch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Traylor.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Traylor darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Traylor is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch up but Traylor circles away and keeps his distance. A slow jab from Traylor misses its intended target. Mcfacepunch throws a nice inside leg kick. Mcfacepunch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Traylor lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Mcfacepunch tries to clinch but Traylor is having none of it. Mcfacepunch shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Traylor defends it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Traylor works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Traylor throws a body shot but no joy. Traylor misses with a straight right. Mcfacepunch swings for the body but Traylor moves out of range.
Traylor throws a body shot but no joy. Mcfacepunch throws out a counter right but Traylor avoids it with no problem. Mcfacepunch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Mcfacepunch takes a jab right on the kisser.
Traylor slips a straight right by Mcfacepunch. Traylor is looking to counter punch. Mcfacepunch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slade Traylor had his way with Tiny Mcfacepunch in that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Mcfacepunch takes a swing at Traylor's ribcage but misses. It looked like Traylor was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mcfacepunch. Traylor takes a body punch but keeps moving. Traylor is looking to slow Mcfacepunch down with leg kicks. Mcfacepunch misses with a series of wild punches.
Traylor cracks Mcfacepunch with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Traylor jabbing away but nothing is landing. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mcfacepunch takes one to the side of the head.
Traylor throws a jab but it's blocked by Mcfacepunch. Traylor looks to land a left hand but Mcfacepunch moved out of range nicely. Mcfacepunch missing with a left hand there. Traylor was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's one minute gone in the round. Traylor connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mcfacepunch. Mcfacepunch circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Mcfacepunch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Traylor feints and then cracks Mcfacepunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mcfacepunch down. Mcfacepunch misses with an uppercut. A telegraphed right hand from Traylor misses the target. Traylor getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Traylor lands a nice hook to Mcfacepunch's body. Mcfacepunch takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Mcfacepunch takes the fight into the clinch. Mcfacepunch pushes Traylor back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Traylor misses with a punch on the inside.
Traylor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mcfacepunch tries to throw a body punch but Traylor avoids it by throwing Mcfacepunch back against the cage. Traylor working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mcfacepunch has Traylor pushed against the cage. Mcfacepunch can't find room to land a body shot as Traylor controls the action.
Traylor misses with a body punch.
Traylor blocking some punches.
Traylor misses with the head strike.
Traylor blocks an uppercut.
Traylor can't find room to land a body shot as Mcfacepunch controls the action.
This has been an exciting period of action! A head punch blocked on the inside by Traylor. Traylor throws a head punch that misses. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch. A short uppercut from Traylor. Traylor misses with the head strike.
Mcfacepunch misses with the head strike.
Traylor lands a shot to the body. Traylor misses with some punches.
Traylor tries to work over Mcfacepunch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Mcfacepunch misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Traylor scores with a nice hook to the head. Still in the clinch, Traylor scores with a nice short uppercut. Good body shot from Mcfacepunch.
Traylor lands a body shot. Traylor lands with a light punch inside. Mcfacepunch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Mcfacepunch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Traylor lands a nice uppercut. Slade Traylor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Mcfacepunch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Traylor works on Mcfacepunch's body with a couple of short punches. Mcfacepunch is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell? Mcfacepunch misses with some punches.
Traylor throws a head punch that misses. Good body shot from Traylor.
A shot in the inside from Traylor. Traylor works on Mcfacepunch's body with a couple of short punches. Traylor creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mcfacepunch's defenses. Tiny Mcfacepunch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Traylor lands a body punch in the clinch. Traylor lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. A right handed body shot lands from Traylor.
Traylor lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut even more. Traylor lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Mcfacepunch takes a shot to the head. Traylor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Traylor lands a body shot in the clinch.
Traylor throws a punch but it's blocked by Mcfacepunch. Traylor can't find room to land a body shot as Mcfacepunch controls the action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Traylor. Traylor lands with a left to the head.
Mcfacepunch is rocked! Mcfacepunch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Traylor dips a shoulder and cracks Mcfacepunch with a mighty uppercut! Mcfacepunch falls back against the cage and Traylor unloads with a barrage of strikes! Mcfacepunch is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Traylor screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slade Traylor! Slade Traylor is the new heavyweight champion! A victorious Slade Traylor thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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