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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ferguson comes to the cage accompanied by Tribute. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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190 cm
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277 lbs
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195 cm
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275 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Turd Ferguson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman. Danga de danga de dang - Bateman scores with a four punch combination!
It looks like Turd Ferguson has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bateman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson. Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ferguson is breathing heavily. Bateman punishes Ferguson's body with a nice straight punch. Bateman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ferguson swats him away and circles back towards the center. Ferguson could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Bateman is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Bateman has Ferguson up against the cage in a clinch.
Bateman tries to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling the position. Bateman scores with an uppercut up the middle. Bateman manages to break the clinch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bateman. Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Bateman. Ferguson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bateman.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bateman moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Ferguson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bateman - the referee stops the clock and Ferguson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bateman. Ferguson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bateman lands a jab-cross combination. Bateman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Bateman lands the left hand.
Turd Ferguson's cut is getting worse. Oooh a lovely combination from Bateman sends Ferguson down but not out. Bateman dives into side control looking to finish.
Ferguson is rocked! Bateman wants to stand but Ferguson is controlling his arm. Ferguson tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bateman wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. Bateman tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ferguson tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bateman wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Bateman throws a series of strikes that have Ferguson backpedaling.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bateman.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bateman throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ferguson on the side of the head. Bateman moves in looking to clinch but Ferguson pushes him off. Bateman lands a lovely overhand right. Ferguson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bateman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Turd Ferguson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Bateman thuds a left hand into Ferguson's body. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Bateman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Bateman cracks Ferguson with a right hand to the side of the head. Bateman looks to land a combination. Ferguson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Bateman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ferguson's hands. Nice body kick there by Bateman.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ferguson slips a jab and a cross from Bateman.
Ferguson takes a kick to the side of the head. Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and Ferguson moves out of range easily. Bateman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ferguson's calf. Bateman connects with a body shot. Bateman stalks Ferguson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ferguson's face. Ferguson staggers backwards, shaken. Ferguson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ferguson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! A thudding body kick lands there by Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Ferguson walks into a left hand. Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that round. The cut man is working on Turd Ferguson's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bateman works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Ferguson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Bateman's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Bateman duly obliges. Ferguson walks into a straight right hand from Bateman.
Jeez, Turd Ferguson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. Bateman misses with a wild combination.
Bateman keeps the fight on the outside. Ferguson fails with a takedown attempt. Bateman tries to clinch and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ferguson. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. This has been an exciting period of action! Bateman can't break the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. Bateman is leaning against Ferguson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Ferguson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Bateman lands a body punch in the clinch. Bateman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Ferguson circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bateman cracks a nice hook into Ferguson's ribs. Turd Ferguson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Bateman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ferguson. Bateman tries to clinch but Ferguson moves out of range. Bateman misses with a series of wild punches.
Ferguson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bateman tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance. Patrick Bateman seems to be getting the better of the standup. Bateman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Ferguson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bateman cracks Ferguson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Bateman works over Ferguson's head and body with a nice combination.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Turd Ferguson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Patrick Bateman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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