PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Professor Subzero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff's entrance music is Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. A fine choice. Professor Subzero will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Cockenschtuff
vs
Subzero

193 cm
38
269 lbs
36 - 19 - 1

215 cm
34
267 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 19 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Professor Subzero!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Subzero was well out of range. Poor timing from Cockenschtuff.
Lester Cockenschtuff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A bone on bone clash there as Cockenschtuff blocks the leg kick.
Cockenschtuff swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
An inside leg kick from Subzero misses.
Cockenschtuff tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Subzero manages to circle out of the way.

Cockenschtuff has taken the fight to the clinch.
Subzero misses with a punch to the body.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
We've been informed that Subzero has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Good body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Subzero blocks a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
A right handed body shot lands from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff can't find room to land a body shot as Subzero controls the action.
Subzero gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Subzero pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff dodges an elbow strike from Subzero.
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but Subzero avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cockenschtuff avoids the elbow strike from Subzero, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
Subzero creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cockenschtuff on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff taking a breather.
Subzero prevents a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Subzero presses Cockenschtuff against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cockenschtuff struggles to land a body shot inside as Subzero controls his hands.
Cockenschtuff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Cockenschtuff wants to break the clinch but can't.
Subzero misses with an elbow strike.

Cockenschtuff breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Subzero moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Cockenschtuff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Subzero was well out of range. Poor timing from Cockenschtuff.
Subzero connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Cockenschtuff.
A good leg kick by Subzero.
Subzero lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cockenschtuff lands a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Subzero keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Subzero looks to land a body kick but Cockenschtuff moved away.
Cockenschtuff moves in looking to clinch but Subzero pushes him off.
Cockenschtuff throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Subzero throws a chopping leg kick but Cockenschtuff manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Subzero throws a head kick but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Subzero is looking to land body kicks.
Cockenschtuff was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Subzero lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Subzero slips a jab from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff checks a low kick from Subzero.
Subzero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Subzero goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Subzero keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cockenschtuff.
Subzero replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Cockenschtuff blocks it well.

Cockenschtuff fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Subzero, pushing him back against the cage.
Cockenschtuff blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
Subzero misses with an elbow over the top.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Subzero throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Subzero avoiding damage.
Subzero pushes off an throws an elbow but Cockenschtuff leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.
Cockenschtuff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Subzero landing knees to the body.
Subzero creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cockenschtuff's defenses.

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
Cockenschtuff blocks an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Subzero misses with an elbow over the top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff tries to work over Subzero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Subzero looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nice elbow from Subzero.
Subzero throws an elbow that misses.
Cockenschtuff misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff can't find room to land a body shot as Subzero controls the action.
Subzero lands an elbow just above Cockenschtuff 's eye.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Subzero dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lester Cockenschtuff's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Good leg kick by Subzero there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Subzero avoids the body shot from Cockenschtuff.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cockenschtuff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Professor Subzero seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A telegraphed right hand from Cockenschtuff misses the target.
Cockenschtuff looks to throw the jab but Subzero is out of range.
Cockenschtuff misses the shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Subzero fakes the leg kick and cracks Cockenschtuff in the body.
Subzero feints and then cracks Cockenschtuff's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cockenschtuff down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockenschtuff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Subzero is looking to land body kicks.
Cockenschtuff cracks Subzero with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cockenschtuff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Subzero has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Subzero and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Subzero throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Cockenschtuff throws an overhand right that lands on Subzero's shoulder, as Subzero tries to avoid the shot.
Cockenschtuff avoids the head kick by Subzero.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but Subzero moves out of range.
Subzero throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Subzero scoring well with a low kick there.
Cockenschtuff misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cockenschtuff. Subzero does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cockenschtuff throws a body shot but no joy.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but Subzero moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Subzero lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cockenschtuff will feel that in the morning.
Cockenschtuff misses with an uppercut.
Subzero steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Cockenschtuff.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cockenschtuff drives through and clinches with Subzero against the cage.
Subzero misses with an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff lands a left hand.
Subzero lands a damaging elbow.
Subzero throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Professor Subzero seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Subzero throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Subzero throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cockenschtuff avoids the elbow strike from Subzero, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Subzero is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff stalling the fight.
Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Subzero tries to throw a body punch but Cockenschtuff avoids it by throwing Subzero back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Cockenschtuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Subzero has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Subzero looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Subzero dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Still in the clinch, Cockenschtuff scores with a nice short uppercut.
Subzero misses with an elbow over the top.
Cockenschtuff avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.
Subzero throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Subzero looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Subzero creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Subzero blocks a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cockenschtuff misses with some punches.
Cockenschtuff blocks an elbow strike.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.
Cockenschtuff pushes Subzero back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff is looking to break free of the clinch but Subzero has double underhooks.
Subzero throws an elbow that misses.
Subzero works on Cockenschtuff's body with a couple of short punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Subzero as Cockenschtuff tries to tie him up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Subzero throws an elbow but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Subzero throws an elbow that misses.
Cockenschtuff avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Professor Subzero will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Lester Cockenschtuff's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

A low kick from Subzero misses
and Cockenschtuff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Subzero paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Subzero wants to slow Cockenschtuff down by chopping away at his legs.
Subzero tries a head kick but it misses.
Cockenschtuff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice shot to the body.
Subzero shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A counter left hand to the body from Cockenschtuff misses its target.
Cockenschtuff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Subzero.
Subzero bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Cockenschtuff misses.
Subzero wants to counter the offense by Cockenschtuff and move into the clinch position.
Subzero walks into a jab.
Subzero misses with a low kick.
Cockenschtuff tries to counter by clinching up but Subzero breaks away and moves out of range.
Subzero goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Cockenschtuff takes the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff tries to work over Subzero's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Cockenschtuff breaks from the clinch.
Subzero lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Subzero fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Subzero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cockenschtuff looks to land a right hand but Subzero moved out of range.
Subzero avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch but Subzero is having none of it.
Subzero lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cockenschtuff takes a step back to recover.
Subzero connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Subzero tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Subzero throws a head kick that misses.
Cockenschtuff looks to score with a jab to the body but Subzero is just out of range.
Subzero tries a low kick but Cockenschtuff avoids it.
Subzero throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cockenschtuff.
Subzero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cockenschtuff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Subzero was well out of range. Poor timing from Cockenschtuff.
Subzero thinks about the counter body kick.
Cockenschtuff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Cockenschtuff closes the distance and pushes Subzero back into the cage.
Lester Cockenschtuff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cockenschtuff takes an elbow to the forehead.
Subzero lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Subzero pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Subzero throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Subzero's elbow.
Subzero throws an elbow that misses.
Cockenschtuff tries to throw a body punch but Subzero avoids it by throwing Cockenschtuff back against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
Subzero lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff avoids the elbow strike from Subzero, against the cage.
Nice elbow from Subzero.
Subzero lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff takes an elbow to the temple.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Subzero takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cockenschtuff blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cockenschtuff's brow.
Subzero misses with an elbow over the top.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Subzero is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.
Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Subzero or not.
Cockenschtuff avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Subzero obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff takes an elbow to the temple.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.

And that's the end of the fight!
Professor Subzero comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Subzero has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Professor Subzero!
A victorious Professor Subzero thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.