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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Denard Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes into the arena with Deathly Quiet blaring out of the sound system. Denard Black has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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222 lbs
27 - 15 - 0 |
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210 lbs
27 - 23 - 2 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 23 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Denard Black!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Black swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
PoopyPants misses the shot to the body.
Black doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
PoopyPants throws a shot from downtown. Black moves away and avoids it.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Black's head but Black sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Black throws a sloppy head kick
and PoopyPants counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by PoopyPants.
We've been hearing good reports from PoopyPants's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Black keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
Black has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. PoopyPants has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
PoopyPants is trying to pull guard but Black has him pressed against the cage.
PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Black breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Black stuffs the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants fails with the takedown
and Black counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants lands a head shot.
It looks like Denard Black has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Black.
Black lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Denard Black is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
PoopyPants shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. PoopyPants showed some decent athleticism there.
Black is trying to stand.
Black pushes PoopyPants off and gets back to his feet.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from PoopyPants misses the target.
Black looks to land a left hand but PoopyPants moved out of range nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from PoopyPants misses its target.
PoopyPants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Black takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
Black thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Black moves out of range.
PoopyPants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
PoopyPants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Black thumps PoopyPants with a low kick.
Nice jab there from Black.
PoopyPants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Black moves out of range of the strikes.
Black scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Black lands a high kick!
Black pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Black lands a nice shot that snaps PoopyPants's head back.
Black tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Black uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants closes the distance and clinches.
PoopyPants creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Black's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
PoopyPants checks a leg kick nicely.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Black throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
PoopyPants throwing a counter right hand but Black manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Black avoids it really well and circles away.
Black throws a head kick but PoopyPants moves out of range.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Black moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Black.
PoopyPants gets a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as PoopyPants takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Black wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, PoopyPants just misses with a elbow thrown towards Black's brow.
PoopyPants lands an uppercut.
PoopyPants lands an elbow that stopped Black in his tracks for a moment.
Black looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Black gets underhooks to prevent PoopyPants's takedown attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short uppercut from PoopyPants.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Denard Black's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Black throws a series of punches but PoopyPants avoids them all with ease.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
It seemed like Black was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Black sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Denard Black is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
PoopyPants lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Black backs up against the cage.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Black does a little dance to reset his feet.
Black drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
PoopyPants moves into the clinch successfully.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Black blocks it.
Black breaks the clinch.
PoopyPants lands a hook that stumbles Black back into the cage. PoopyPants follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Black to the canvas! PoopyPants pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Black has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GREEN!160, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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