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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwayne Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nova Zigaman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zigaman has chosen Mr Bombastic by Shaggy as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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196 cm
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260 lbs
5 - 9 - 1 |
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203 cm
24
287 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Experienced |
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Good wrestler
Decent knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Dwayne Johnson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nova Zigaman! The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Johnson looking to score a takedown here. Zigaman is defending well but Johnson drives through and ends up in Zigaman's guard. Zigaman lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Zigaman sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Johnson's guard. My spies in Ippon Top Team inform me that Zigaman has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends! Johnson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Johnson tries to get out of the position. Zigaman looks to score some points with some ground and pound. Zigaman is taking a breather. Johnson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something. Zigaman lands with a punch from half guard. Zigaman lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. Johnson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Zigaman lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. Zigaman moves nicely into side control. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Zigaman has hold of Johnson's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Johnson tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Zigaman cranks the arm and Johnson screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Johnson, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Nova Zigaman! Post fight, an emotional Nova Zigaman said 'That guy doesn't deserve to fight me. Get out of my cage. And this is a message for all my freaks: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... when they come down to earth, they want to ride my penis. Day, by day I come out to play - but one thing is for damn sure I am here to stay!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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