PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spazstor has chosen 2Pac feat. T.I. - Changed Man (Jazze Pha Remix) as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Thor
vs
Spazstor

192 cm
36
217 lbs
24 - 15 - 0

186 cm
41
213 lbs
26 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

GREEN!160
Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Thor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Zlatan Spazstor!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spazstor uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Hans Thor has been cut.
Thor tries to clinch but Spazstor is having none of it.
Thor blocks a leg kick.
It appears Thor was looking to counter with a kick there.
Spazstor misses with a kick to the body.
Thor swings for the body but Spazstor moves out of range.
A slow jab from Thor misses its intended target.
Thor dips to his left and cracks Spazstor with an uppercut!
Thor misses with a hook. Spazstor ducked under it nicely.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Thor. Spazstor shrugs it off though.
Thor throws a right and a left that Spazstor avoids nicely.
Spazstor appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Thor takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Spazstor throws a low kick but it's checked well by Thor.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Thor checks a leg kick.
Spazstor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thor.
Some bone on bone action there as Thor checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Thor clobbers Spazstor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spazstor moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spazstor swings widly with a right hand
and Thor counters with a slapping leg kick.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thor was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Thor delivers a nice body kick.
Spazstor throws a shot from downtown. Thor moves away and avoids it.
Spazstor clobbers Thor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Thor finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thor ducks under a wild hook from Spazstor.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thor. Spazstor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spazstor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Thor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spazstor. Spazstor obviously looking to wear him down.
Thor lands a body shot.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Thor checks it.
Spazstor misses with a body shot.
Spazstor throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Thor.
Spazstor steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Spazstor swings for the body but Thor moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor thumps Thor with a low kick.
Thor throws a leg kick but Spazstor sees it coming and moves out of range.
Spazstor checks a low kick from Thor.
Both fighters circling a little - Thor finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Thor connects with a body shot.
Thor finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thor on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
An inside leg kick from Thor misses.
Spazstor tests Thor's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spazstor.
Thor throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spazstor fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Thor moves out of range as Spazstor strikes.
Spazstor throws a jab but it's blocked by Thor.
Thor is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spazstor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thor checks a leg kick nicely.
Spazstor misses with a low kick as Thor jumps back.
Thor throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Spazstor on the side of the head.
Thor missing with a left hand there. Spazstor was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thor swings for the body but Spazstor moves out of range.
Nice body kick from Spazstor.
Spazstor attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A quick step to the side and Thor tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thor takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thor misses with the combination.
Spazstor throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spazstor lands a leg kick that knocks Thor off balance momentarily.
Thor keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thor. Spazstor does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor takes a swing at Thor's ribcage but misses.
Spazstor looks to throw a body kick
and Thor counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Thor tries to land a front kick but Spazstor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Some bone on bone action there as Thor checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thor shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Spazstor eats them both and turns towards Thor to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Thor avoids the body shot from Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a left and a right that both miss
and Thor counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spazstor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thor throws a big shot that misses.
Thor lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Spazstor ducks under a wild hook from Thor.
Spazstor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thor throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spazstor misses with a hook
and Thor counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thor.
Thor moves out of range of the leg kick from Spazstor.
Thor thinks about countering with a head kick.
Thor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hans Thor will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hans Thor's cut.
That's time! Thor's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Thor slips a jab from Spazstor.
Spazstor jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thor avoids the body shot from Spazstor.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spazstor darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Spazstor bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spazstor misses with a looping left.
Spazstor moves out of range as Thor throws a body kick.
Thor throws a body punch but Spazstor moves out of range.
Thor ducks under a wild hook from Spazstor.
Good exchange - Thor coming out on top.
Thor misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thor slips a jab from Spazstor.
Thor thinks about countering with a body kick.
Spazstor scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Spazstor lands a jab to the nose.
Thor throws a leg kick
and Spazstor counters with a good low kick that Thor was not able to check.
Thor looks to score with a jab to the body but Spazstor is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spazstor. Thor does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Thor wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice uppercut lands for Spazstor. That snapped Thor's head back.
Spazstor chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Thor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Thor is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Thor scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A nice inside leg kick there by Thor. That's going to slow Spazstor down.
Spazstor scores with a kick to the midsection.
Thor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spazstor.
Spazstor cracks Thor with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spazstor.
A leg kick checked by Spazstor.
Thor scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thor tries to score with a low kick but Spazstor moves his leg out of the way.
Spazstor looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Spazstor jabs at Thor's body.
Thor swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Spazstor counters with a nice uppercut.
Thor will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zlatan Spazstor seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Thor.
Spazstor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thor.
Thor throws a sloppy head kick and Spazstor moves out of range easily.
Hans Thor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thor throws a leg kick but Spazstor moved away.
Thor scores with a decent looking hook.
Thor pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spazstor is out of range and Thor settles back down.
Spazstor lands a nice shot to the body.
Thor misses with a kick to the body.
Spazstor misses with a leg kick.
Spazstor's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Spazstor duly obliges.
A slapping body kick lands there for Thor.
Spazstor misses with a low kick.
Spazstor thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thor takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Hans Thor's cut is getting worse.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spazstor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thor manages to avoid it.
Spazstor lands with a right hand.
Thor lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spazstor looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spazstor throws a shot from downtown. Thor moves away and avoids it.
Spazstor keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thor was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Thor throws a series of punches but Spazstor avoids them all with ease.
The crowd cheers as Thor lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spazstor doesn't seem phased though.
Spazstor fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Thor is out of range.
Thor was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Spazstor takes a swing at Thor's ribcage but misses.
Thor appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Thor sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spazstor takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spazstor attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Thor avoids a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thor steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Thor tried to counter with a leg kick but Spazstor avoided it.
Thor uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Thor on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thor misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Spazstor counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thor!
A nice inside leg kick there by Thor. That's going to slow Spazstor down.
Thor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spazstor throws out the jab.
Thor thuds a left hand into Spazstor's body.
Thor fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spazstor is out of range.
Thor takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Thor tries to close the distance and clinch up but Spazstor swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spazstor throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thor throws a nice outside leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Thor.
Thor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spazstor can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zlatan Spazstor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hans Thor's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Spazstor swings for the body but Thor moves out of range.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thor was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Spazstor takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Some wild striking there from Spazstor.
Thor scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spazstor doesn't seem bothered though.
A shot to the liver by Thor. Beautiful body shot.
Spazstor lands a jab to the head.
Thor scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Thor lands a glancing blow to the side of Spazstor's head.
Thor looks to land a body kick but Spazstor moved away.
Thor misses with a right hand
enabling Spazstor to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spazstor takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spazstor throws a body shot but no joy.
Spazstor misses with an uppercut
enabling Thor to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thor doesn't seem bothered though.
Spazstor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thor.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Thor moved away.
A quick step to the side and Thor tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spazstor cracks Thor with an open hand slap.
Thor lands a jab to Spazstor's midsection.
Thor throws a jab but it's blocked by Spazstor.
A bone on bone clash there as Thor blocks the leg kick.
A shot to the body from Thor misses
and Spazstor counters with a stiff right hand.
Spazstor checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Thor throws a leg kick but Spazstor moved away.
Spazstor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A telegraphed right hand from Spazstor misses the target.
A big right from Spazstor misses.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thor was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
It looked like Thor was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Spazstor.
Spazstor slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thor manages to avoid it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Thor.
Spazstor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thor moves away.
Thor is looking to wear down Spazstor with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spazstor takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spazstor lands a glancing blow to the side of Thor's head.
Thor misses with a low kick.
Thor scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Thor lands a nice hook to Spazstor's body. Spazstor takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thor was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Spazstor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spazstor misses with an uppercut. Thor saw that one coming.
Spazstor throws a leg kick
and Spazstor takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thor throws a body kick that misses.
Spazstor looks to land a left hand but Thor moved out of range nicely.
Thor fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spazstor looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Thor. That did some damage!
Spazstor slips under a jab.
A nice side step and Spazstor releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Thor avoids the head kick by Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spazstor throws a looping overhand right but Thor ducks down to avoid it.
Thor walks into a jab.
Thor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spazstor manages to avoid it.
Thor connects with a body shot that sends Spazstor's belly button to the back.
Thor lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spazstor at a distance.
Spazstor takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spazstor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spazstor blocks a low kick nicely.
Spazstor lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spazstor misses the shot to the body.
Thor works Spazstor's body with a nice hook.
Spazstor throws a leg kick that is checked
and Thor counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Spazstor thinking.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thor avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thor throws the kick towards the body but Spazstor avoids it.
Thor lands a body shot.
Thor throws a leg kick
and Spazstor counters with a straight right hand.
Thor misses the body punch
and Spazstor makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Spazstor misses with a wild combination.
Thor misses with a shot to the body
and Spazstor counters with an inside leg kick.
Thor takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thor looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Spazstor throws a solid leg kick but Thor takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spazstor.
Spazstor throws the kick towards the body but Thor avoids it.
Thor appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Spazstor tries to land a leg kick but Thor saw it coming and moves away.
Thor throws a left and a right that both miss
and Spazstor counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A left lands for Thor.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hans Thor.
I think Thor has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Thor!
A relieved looking Hans Thor thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.